Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 169 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 389 21.7%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 376 21.0%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 855 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,790
I'd rather have all the Qunari be the same couple models than these fucking dysgenic freaks. It'd be basically lore accurate anyway.
They are just so putrid looking, why would they make them look like this? And how is that non-binary Bas bitch not Tal-Vashoth?
 
It does say "point out challenges of living in different worlds" above the choice which could be taken as anti-multicultural. Anyways it's mostly just me making a joke to help cope with the state of the game I don't really expect them to let us influence Taash like that.

I get that.

You've chosen to encourage Anon88 by focusing on the benefits of an anti-multicultural background.
 
Based, did the same thing with Geralt in W3. Fuck both Yen and Triss, neither of those bitches seem like a good life partner.
Lol me too. I never played the first two, so dropping into the third game my first thought was who is this skank Yennefer? Smell yah later, hoe. Too bad Geralt has oneitis

Shani would have been a better option and even Keira Metz as well.
 
Just watched the launch trailer, and fucking hell this looks awful. Every Qunari face is hidden and it is full of niggers. But the most funny thing is there are bugs in the fucking trailer. Check it out at 1:18 in the lower right the debris just clips through a roof. Very AAAA. Lol. I am so looking forward to the release and the cope.
 
Sten would have all of those abominable "qunari" faggots slaughtered harder than the time he murdered that unarmed peasant family.
isn't Sten the Arishok now? he's in part responsible for this abomination being allowed to exist, maybe the Benn-Hassrath "re-educated" him, poor bastard, should have stayed with hero of Ferelden
 
I'd rather have all the Qunari be the same couple models than these fucking dysgenic freaks. It'd be basically lore accurate anyway.
They are just so putrid looking, why would they make them look like this? And how is that non-binary Bas bitch not Tal-Vashoth?
They don't want designs that could be threatening. Everything has to look soft. Even the dialogue system is closer to ME:Andromeda (one answer, different tones).

By the way, I heartily recommend watching the leaked videos unmuted. The voice acting is just awful, and you get to hear Taash deliver the immortal line, "You don't get to tell me who I am." What a charmer s/he's gonna be!

Holy crap, none of the voices fit their character designs.

 
I love it when the people who hate me fail.

I did enjoy Inquisition, but with its flaws, the ME3 ending, Andromeda, and Anthem, I made peace that there would not be a real continuation of Dragon Age.

Veilguard comes off as AA fanfiction. It will be fun to mock the 'complete' game once out. What all these games lack is a iron willed director with a vision. This game is very obvious a product of Millenial committee creativity.
 
It's possible to turn Kaidan into a human supremacist in ME1 through the power of Renegade charm and N7 pussy, so there is precedent. From 17 years ago, with a different team of writers, before the EA purchase ... but precedent nonetheless!
It's fun watching Wrex argue to save the Council and Kaidan say "What have those things ever done for us? Fuck ayys". Too bad that opinion didn't carry over and we had a based Kaidan who was OK with shooting Mordin if it meant we could wipe out the Krogan too.
 
By the way, I heartily recommend watching the leaked videos unmuted. The voice acting is just awful, and you get to hear Taash deliver the immortal line, "You don't get to tell me who I am." What a charmer s/he's gonna be!


Damn, that's the cheapest voice acting I've heard in a long time. It sounds like the ADR'ing from a low budget movie in the 50s.
 
Damn, that's the cheapest voice acting I've heard in a long time. It sounds like the ADR'ing from a low budget movie in the 50s.
If they were hiring literally who's, I'd have taken a swing at it. I would not have minded playing the bigoted enemy that is sure to be present in the game.
 
This guy (?) looks like he (??) has actual cognitive defects.
Looks like some middle eastern dude with a severe case of elephantitis on his head.
Holy crap, none of the voices fit their character designs.
If the only male voice choice is that limp wristed sounding faggot I am going to have to give it the piracy pass, as well.
 
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