Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

The truth is trickling in with what really happened on the day Puff ran off. Cobes went out without his boots on and took Puff with him for a smoke, Puff ran off and Cobes made the fatal mistake of running back inside to grab his boots. If only he'd taken off after the lizard without the boots....

It is what it is toobz. At least he's in the acceptance stage.

It makes it so much more humorous that in the drunken stupor he was in at the time, after realizing on his usual 10 second delay that puffers was missing his gourd misfired and thought before giving chase he needed to put shoes on.
So he stumbled back to the bogden, probably struggled to put on his oversized Walmart boots. Then stumbled back outside, only to blindly stank face at the ground looking for a tan lizard on tan dormant grass at night.
Clint is right on the money when he says that Josh is hilarious only when he's trying not to be. The Three Stooges or Charlie Chaplin couldn't come up with something so tragically funny like cobe's antics.

 

[bonified retard]

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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It makes it so much more humorous that in the drunken stupor he was in at the time, after realizing on his usual 10 second delay that puffers was missing his gourd misfired and thought before giving chase he needed to put shoes on.
So he stumbled back to the bogden, probably struggled to put on his oversized Walmart boots. Then stumbled back outside, only to blindly stank face at the ground looking for a tan lizard on tan dormant grass at night.
Clint is right on the money when he says that Josh is hilarious only when he's trying not to be. The Three Stooges or Charlie Chaplin couldn't come up with something so tragically funny like cobe's antics.

Everything this man does is unintentional comedy and I'm here for it, toobz.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Clint is right on the money when he says that Josh is hilarious only when he's trying not to be. The Three Stooges or Charlie Chaplin couldn't come up with something so tragically funny like cobe's antics.

It's one of the reasons I can't find it in me to hate the boy. He's just a little boglim, trying his best each and every day. It is what it is, youtoob.

 

[Smegward]

people in his chat are claiming that his trailer got doxxed by nal. is there any truth to that claim? i don't know her social media accs.

 

[Your Landlord]

I've been watching the witch, she's in a parking lot ranting and yelling.
Switching from that to the Cobes stream where he's just vibing to girly 80s music is hilarious.
She's really on one today, screeching about how Josh is gonna die alone and miserable and she won't have anything to do with it.

people in his chat are claiming that his trailer got doxxed by nal. is there any truth to that claim? i don't know her social media accs.

Shit was already doxed back in May, at least.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He's wearing the same trenchcoat from the notorious Burger Den review.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Alleged neghole pozzing in progress

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Alleged neghole pozzing in progress
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Watch him end the stream 5 minutes before it shows up

 

[Archie Bunker]

Watch him end the stream 5 minutes before it shows up

I have a feeling that he revved himself back up enough that if a DoorDash order shows up, he’s going to freak the fuck out.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Better load up that shotgun, BOY.
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Our mixed race step children will ask us where we were when we heard about the assassination of JFS

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I have a feeling that he revved himself back up enough that if a DoorDash order shows up, he’s going to freak the fuck out.

He's drunk enough to forget to mute his stream...

Aaaand my prophecy was correct. Troles lose again. Hope that wasted $30 was worth it, Kendan.

 

[Down From The Champions]

So along with the revenge porn and the address doxx if she actually gets arrested what sort of punishment could she be facing?

 

['Ole Dente]

So along with the revenge porn and the address doxx if she actually gets arrested what sort of punishment could she be facing?

It’s across states, the crime isn’t big enough to warrant the effort on their part. The doxing though, that’s not a crime. Not unless you wanna penalize the U.S government for voting records. Your address is very visible to anybody online, it’s not that hard to get it.

 

[bonified retard]

Alleged neghole pozzing in progress
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[Ravier Xavenblood]

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That was quick. I wonder if the kid actually is his.

 

[Your Landlord]

Cobes has gotten wise to this childish shit. If any of you trolls want to fuck with him then you'll have to come up with something new.
So far the retards have ruined mail gifts/glitter bombs and doordash on stream.

 

[bonified retard]

That was quick. I wonder if the kid actually is his.

I'll never understand why people proudly admit to harassing Josh while using their real name, especially when their real name is as fucking gay as Kendan. I wonder if Kendan knows that his father's obituary is one of the top results when you search for his name + city.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I'll never understand why people proudly admit to harassing Josh while using their real name, especially when their real name is as fucking gay as Kendan. I wonder if Kendan knows that his father's obituary is one of the top results when you search for his name + city.

Hubris. They think they're in the right and no one will disagree with them.

 

[WhoCares666]

We doxxing people over sending Cobes a pizza now? Address been known for 6 months.