Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

['Ole Dente]

I feel it's entirely Cobes/Clint's fault, this regard couldn't read two tea labels. He could mop the floors, but without proper follow up, the nignog would end up just making videos and coming in late even if he had no trolls. As much as I like him, he is a lazy regard.

He is and man, I don’t dispute that for a second. I just think about every job I’ve worked and I’ve always had a moment where I’ve looked at a coworker, looked at my boss and said:

“Why has this guy worked here for 30+ years, man? He is retarded, he smells like shit and he stalks the women in the office. Can you fire his ass so at the very least he doesn’t make my days longer than they need to be?”

And I always get a response like:

“He’s mentally challenged and we have an HR department. After 3 months there’s basically nothing I can do.”

On that alone I think he could keep a basic Walmart job. Short of literally raping his district manager he’d keep a job with regular, consistent hours as long as he showed up. If it wasn’t for the trolls putting the fear into him around that time he’d probably have a steady job now, he loved his job.

 

[LongWayDown]

I feel it's entirely Cobes/Clint's fault, this regard couldn't read two tea labels. He could mop the floors, but without proper follow up, the nignog would end up just making videos and coming in late even if he had no trolls. As much as I like him, he is a lazy regard.

The Fat Fuck from Kentucky is honestly the real start of all the bad news. He was mostly responsible for pestering Josh's employers until they fired him for simply making small mistakes most mentally atrophied people would make in a fast food setting. It completely threw Josh off and set him on what is noow over a decade of swinging blindly at "the troles".

A pairing fit for a king

This mead dude is going to wind up getting his own thread in a year or two. You already get mocked on home brewing websites for mentioning him.

 

[Jobama]

 

[semitooth]

he's discovered AI tts

 

[Potion_Time]

I knew he would include his fart fetish before I clicked on the video and I was not disappointed.

I guarantee you that NAL brapped in his face at his own request.

 

[CumBsCPCollection]

he's so turned on by farting... makes me wonder about the other subjects he decries while obsessing over...

fuck sickos.

 

[Retreaded Tire]

That homeless character from ATHF says "I'm a dirt wizard", though I don't remember which episode it's from. Maybe the writers are Cobra fans?

Nah that episode has gotta be over 20 years old

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Can someone explain something to me - If NAL showed up on his doorstep and he was adamant in telling her to "Fuck off" and he was calling the cops on her what would realistically happen? Would the police just move her away or would anything else happen considering she's made threats to kill him (seriously or not), or is this one of those "Depends on the officer an what sort of state she's in when they arrive" kinda deals.

 

[Nichlaos Gerson]

Can someone explain something to me - If NAL showed up on his doorstep and he was adamant in telling her to "Fuck off" and he was calling the cops on her what would realistically happen? Would the police just move her away or would anything else happen considering she's made threats to kill him (seriously or not), or is this one of those "Depends on the officer an what sort of state she's in when they arrive" kinda deals.

If she shows up with booze no cops will be called.

 

[Down From The Champions]

Yes it me you stupid fuck. I've had his address for 6th months and just this evening decided to send a pizza and put it in his live chat.

You're married, have kids but acting like a complete ween.
Grow up.

 

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The fuck kinda name is Kendan? That's two names! Pick one! Ken or Dan, you can't be both.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Yes it me you stupid fuck. I've had his address for 6th months and just this evening decided to send a pizza and put it in his live chat.

You happy now bish? Also circle of unprotection for everybody with faggy names like Kendan

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

You happy now bish? Also circle of unprotection for everybody with faggy names like Kendan

Kendan Laney is worse than Shane Nokes in terms of stupid names. Hillbilly and ghetto have a lot more in common than they'd like to admit.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Troles can’t trole these days. It’s like going hunting with a regard that throws empty beer cans at everything that moves and then wonders where the animals went.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

Can someone explain something to me - If NAL showed up on his doorstep and he was adamant in telling her to "Fuck off" and he was calling the cops on her what would realistically happen? Would the police just move her away or would anything else happen considering she's made threats to kill him (seriously or not), or is this one of those "Depends on the officer an what sort of state she's in when they arrive" kinda deals.

If she offers sex and has booze, he will let her in and she can work the "its the trolls JAWSHIE!" and he is happy to accept it for the easy sex and free booze. He is craven, and the dry spell and being mocked for said dry spell has fucked up his relationship to sex.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

If she offers sex and has booze, he will let her in and she can work the "its the trolls JAWSHIE!" and he is happy to accept it for the easy sex and free booze. He is craven, and the dry spell and being mocked for said dry spell has fucked up his relationship to sex.

The "breakup" means nothing. This is between a boglim and a BPDwitch. They might as well be married at this point because they will not shut up about each other.

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

Not sure if this has been brought up before, but has anyone else noticed Cobes is tongue-tied? His tongue is so short and probably why he lisps. A common difficulty with babies with a tongue-tie are issues with latching during breastfeeding. That would have really damaged the bond Cobes' bio mom had with him, even contributing to the neglect and rejection of him. Then again... doesn't Cobes have a sister born from her too? I don't fuckin know

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

people in his chat are claiming that his trailer got doxxed by nal. is there any truth to that claim? i don't know her social media accs.

Like others have said he was already doxxed months ago, but I was watching NAL and yes she mentioned the name of his trailer park and said his specific unit number as well.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Can someone explain something to me - If NAL showed up on his doorstep and he was adamant in telling her to "Fuck off" and he was calling the cops on her what would realistically happen? Would the police just move her away or would anything else happen considering she's made threats to kill him (seriously or not), or is this one of those "Depends on the officer an what sort of state she's in when they arrive" kinda deals.

Reliable sources tell me that after boghag threatened Cobra's life he responded with "only thing you gonna find here is your tombstone dood"

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Can someone explain something to me

Isn't this exactly what happened according to Cobra just the last time? According to him, the cops took forever to show up, and by time they got there she was able to get him an erection so he told them it was all good dood. It would likely happen again.