🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I think it was a good call to tard wrangle the TTS for when it starts. It lets the magic of the contestant's innocence linger a bit longer.

I do too. I think it would be fucking HILARIOUS if they told the fish it's AI that's learning from them, wait for Alex to say nigger again, and then immediately unleash the nigger spam. Then blame Alex for teaching the AI to say nigger and making it racist.

BTW, the blue-haired girl and Alex were talking for a moment about how they both got recruited for a show called "Fishtank", but then the show got cancelled or something. But it's ok, because they got called back for this Famous House thing instead. Alex specifically said "Fishtank".

 

[Autistic Integrity]

BTW, the blue-haired girl and Alex were talking for a moment about how they both got recruited for a show called "Fishtank", but then the show got cancelled or something. But it's ok, because they got called back for this Famous House thing instead. Alex specifically said "Fishtank".

Chat was freaking out wanting Alex kicked off for the mention thinking he was going to break the magic. It would suck if he got kicked off as he'll probably be the first one in a fight, hopefully with a big gay nigger that rapes him.

 

[Blitzsneed]

Burt is an absolute MACHINE

Burt has a black belt in gooning, holy shit

You can kill the man...



...but not the idea.

Just in time for Halloween!

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

BTW, the blue-haired girl and Alex were talking for a moment about how they both got recruited for a show called "Fishtank", but then the show got cancelled or something. But it's ok, because they got called back for this Famous House thing instead. Alex specifically said "Fishtank".

On one hand i'd ask how stupid can these people be, but OTOH i swear scare tactics pulls that off every fucking episode, along with a half dozen other shows. i'm sure with the amount of places they're applying they really don't think much of it.

 

[Marche]

Sam must have helped with the show this time around. Jet has never seen a reality show before

I heard the monkey dude mention Jersey shore so that also explains why he is so damn perfect for this recreation of a early 2000s reality show. I think they got the perfect age range this time where it is people who grew up with this sort of stuff.

I dunno if Ben and Jet are in the right age range or maybe they were a bit young for that trend? man there was some dogshit single season shows.

My favourite one was the one about the transexual dating show where nobody know he was a tranny because it was in a time where you could admit troons are fucking gross and a joke to men and women alike

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There%27s_Something_About_Miriam

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

dunno if Ben and Jet are in the right age range or maybe they were a bit young for that trend?

they were both born in like 1997 or some shit like that. completely missed the trend. in general both don't seem like big tv show or movie fans either, just youtube twitch and 4chan all day.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

already gonna assume burt's the fan favorite

 

[S.C.U.D.]

already gonna assume burt's the fan favorite

We're all just here to see when he jacks off next.

 

[Suicide]

An eleventh fish has arrived. His name is Luke.

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He is apparently a former contestant on Big Brother that was kicked from the show for saying "nigger".

Holy shit I remember him getting ejected from Big Brother... he was on one of the seasons post BLM where 50% of the cast had to be minorities as opposed to being 25% niggers and the rest being all white. That's insane going from Big Brother to Fishtank.

 

[neger psykolog]

already gonna assume burt's the fan favorite

Burt has 3376 endorsements.
The 2nd place is Alex B with 826 endorsements.

The last place is Ian with 31 endorsements.

edit:
There is also a poll currently ("Guess the winner") and it has Binx in first place with 36% of votes and Burt in 2nd place with 33%.

I think Burt is easily the fan favorite but I am doubting he will actually last depending on the challenges.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

There is also a poll currently ("Guess the winner") and it has Binx in first place with 36% of votes

Binx appears to be the main simpbait this season, which isn't a surprise as she's a cosplayer and Twitch thot with blue hair.

Current contestant list with endorsements:



Ranked:
1. Burt (3,363 endorsements)
2. Alex B (824 endorsements)
3. Binx (618 endorsements)
4. Mizzy (478 endorsements)
5. Luke (383 endorsements)
6. Ted (265 endorsements)
7. Alexis (165 endorsements)
8. Smaack (138 endorsements)
9. Simbal (127 endorsements)
10. La'Ron (94 endorsements)
11. Payton (63 endorsements)
12. Ian (30 endorsements)

I'm giving it another day or two before I endorse anyone but right now Burt's my favorite because he's made the most content.

 

[neger psykolog]

I'm giving it another day or two before I endorse anyone but right now Burt's my favorite because he's made the most content.

I already endorsed him on account of him being the most interesting via his backstory plus also already clearly the most unpredictable in a hilarious way. Even before he started jacking it people were already pointing out his goofy mannerisms. That and the fact he supposedly went through others bags (although I didn't see it on cam or any video of it here, I think I saw a screenshot on twitter of it happening).

Plus when you add 160 IQ + paranoid schizophrenic to the mix, things can only go up (or down) from here.

I'm team burt all the way.

 

[Marche]

Binx appears to be the main simpbait this season, which isn't a surprise as she's a cosplayer and Twitch thot with blue hair.

Current contestant list with endorsements:
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Ranked:
1. Burt (3,363 endorsements)
2. Alex B (824 endorsements)
3. Binx (618 endorsements)
4. Mizzy (478 endorsements)
5. Luke (383 endorsements)
6. Ted (265 endorsements)
7. Alexis (165 endorsements)
8. Smaack (138 endorsements)
9. Simbal (127 endorsements)
10. La'Ron (94 endorsements)
11. Payton (63 endorsements)
12. Ian (30 endorsements)

I'm giving it another day or two before I endorse anyone but right now Burt's my favorite because he's made the most content.

I'm hoping payton and smack come out a bit.
Alexis and Mizzy are both dumb top girls competing with each other, Bink just fucking sucks in general 10 years too old to be trying to be a twitch egirl.
Ive not seen much Ian and Sneed kinda is like a quiet dunyea.
And the Pajeet seems super bitchy and sneaky which is fine but the moment someone calls him out on it he will go to production because Jeets cant handle any hate.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Sam Hyde should do what Gary Shandling did on his show and tell the fish that Kamala Harris won, give them the same faggy fake news gimmick that they did on X the last couple months, like talk about riots and shit like that, really mess with them.

Also we're getting thanksgiving with the fish right? how do you think thats going to go?

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Also we're getting thanksgiving with the fish right? how do you think thats going to go?

Well if it's like Christmas or Newyears was done the fish will have a nice meal and asf will walk around the house at dinner dressed as a turkey.

 

[Marche]

Sam Hyde should do what Gary Shandling did on his show and tell the fish that Kamala Harris won, give them the same faggy fake news gimmick that they did on X the last couple months, like talk about riots and shit like that, really mess with them.

Also we're getting thanksgiving with the fish right? how do you think thats going to go?

Honestly they are sleeping if they dont pull some major gaslighting with the elections since all the cast seem pretty damn liberal brained

 

[Piggle-o]

they really seem to have leaned into the early 2000s shit reality TV shows nobody remembers with this one even getting a cast of really unlikable people.

Cast selection on early shows was fucking wild. There's a reason you don't see it any more. Puck on the Real World in 1994 was the watershed moment, although the tone was set by the first reality show on PBS of all things and producers have been trying to capture that lightning in a bottle ever since. Good mix of turbonormies, aspirational douchenozzles and total psychos.

 

[Black Cat Owner]

I don't know if I can take Alex, man. He might be worse than Jon.
Ted seems like he listens to too much Rise Against.

I suspect one of the black guys is going to hurt him.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

I suspect one of the black guys is going to hurt him.

Alex said in his interview he's okay with making people want to punch him. Personally I like his manic energy. I'd not be shocked if anyone attacked him though.

I'm hoping payton and smack come out a bit.
Alexis and Mizzy are both dumb top girls competing with each other, Bink just fucking sucks in general 10 years too old to be trying to be a twitch egirl.

So far they all seemed okay to me save for Bink. Smack talked alot about her skateboarding at points and apparently has had 3 knee surgeries. She seems pretty cool. Peyton I've not heard much of but it's tough to follow at times. When everyones together it's like a crowded bar. Everyone has to be loud just so you can hear each other but it's floor plan problem the wiggers can't do much to fix.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

burts jacking off again

Burt's Squirts: 3

I'm giving it another day or two before I endorse anyone but right now Burt's my favorite because he's made the most content.

literally and metaphorically

at this point, there's going to be a burt squirt compilation on pornhub