This one got clocked midway between trying to lose their V card.
"i spent years researching surgeons with my dad"
Bleak. Also- the lesser sighted malepsrent transhausen by proxy! Or straight up common or garden pedo, whatev
"i ended up p#ssing myself i was so scared"
Perhaps that vag isnt as perfect as it sounds, it's pretty rare to piss yourself out of fear, especially when you are just being told to gtfo.
If they really got down to it, and the guy "felt around", I wonder if it was the.. Rafe(?is is called?)
The weird (kinda gross) darker line that men have between their ballsack and arse hole, that did for him on this occasion.
If we take the story at its word

completely, and to be fair this guy was tricked enough to be unsure, so the factors of "some people don't lubricate a lot immediately", "everyone's vagina looks different", etc etc into play -
The thing that women absolutely DONT have, is that weird line.
It might have just been a thing of sticking his finger in and feeling an empty pocket of skin rather than any muscle etc, I really don't know enough about what it would feel like.
But that line thing would be blatant. And more visible because of the comparatively high front facing angle of the neo vag compared to the more undercarriage positioning of the true and honest.
Someone asks who did the surgery

Wish you could go back in time? And fuck that man? Who is evil and cruel? Who made it very clear he doesn't wanna fuck you, so, rape that man?