Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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His father transed him at seven. I guess someone didn't want a 'faggot' for a son.

He confirms he got colonvaginoplasty

He's desperate to have people figure out why he gets clocked but refuses to post any pictures.

I feel bad for him. Fuck his piece of shit homophobic father.
Ew that means his rape by deception victim stuck his fingers into a man-hole full of colon juice. 🤮 🤮 🤮
Dude probably would have murdered him if he knew this horrible fact.
 
Excuse my laziness as I don't want to screenshot this dudes entire post history, but he's the epitome of a personality disorder: no identity, clinging onto those around him for traits.


The tldr is that he's a possibly closeted gay man with no bottom dysphoria, no issues with his male self but wants to transition semi medically without socially transitioning. Basically he wants to eternally be a cute twink (specifically states he doesn't want to look like his aging average dad), but only wants to do it if it'll make him pretty. He says he's only 5'5 but 120lbs, pretty light for a dude.

His one and only friend ended up trooning out, and they had a brief relationship. That's when trannyism entered his head. It seems as if his relationship with this friend relied a lot on tabletop RPGs, in which he laments that he will never have another friend like the troon who he's spent 1000s of hours creating a fictional world with.

He admits to trying to create a whole new voice for himself but blames peoples annoyance on homophobia, not the fact that he's forcing some unnatural annoying ass way of speech.

He alternates between posting in r/gaybros and /asktrangender.

Apparently has been cleared for autism but just recently started wellbutrin because he thinks he "might be" depressed, and says he can't feel much love or desire for friendships or love - not even from his own parents, who he says were decent parents.



This is an empty shell of a person
Who knows why, but clearly is obsessing over the idea of being trans because he's obsessed with his ex friend and has lived a life dominated by role playing.

 
Ew that means his rape by deception victim stuck his fingers into a man-hole full of colon juice. 🤮 🤮 🤮
Dude probably would have murdered him if he knew this horrible fact.
That makes me wonder if the smell of festering ditch-shit was one of the things that broke the camels back, considering he tried "fingering" that freak's shitgina
 
Big Gay Real Meaty Cock will be my next username if I ever forget the login to this account.

Until then, it is my new custom title.

The Soggy Armadillo dude is a fucking random.txt generator

That is a top find. It is pretty refreshing to see some of the LGB rise up, or at least bitch back. The ones who don’t are the real mysteries to me. Like, I get why women are handmaidens: fear, status-seeking, or they don’t think this will ever affect their lives, for example. When gay men and lesbians promote this, however, they seem not to understand how troonery is fundamentally antagonistic to their sexual orientation and identity. Or they do and they are professional advocates who need a new cause, I suppose.

I'm pretty sure a tranny stinkditch doesn't get wet like a real vagina? (Correct me if I'm wrong I don't go looking at such things) so that would be a big fucking give away to the guy he tried to have sex with.

The skin texture, bone structure, musculature, smell of the person is all man

Our boy should have worked it out earlier. He certainly seemed to have his suspicions. Once he got into the fauxgina, he must have noticed it isn’t made of the same type of skin and muscle as the real thing, so even with wetness the fingering would have felt weird - like, not feeling or responding the way a vagina does.

I feel bad for him. Fuck his piece of shit homophobic father.

At the risk of re-opening the tiresome battle of the sexes that occasionally flares up whenever this comes up, every child has two parents. Whichever one drives troonery doesn’t matter to me - if the other parent doesn’t fight like hell to save their child, they’re equally culpable. I got enough contempt for all comers. Fuck this father, fuck the mother if she’s still alive and did nothing.
 
I can see it if you've lived under a rock and don't realize that there's a troonery trend.
Don't underestimate the effect of booze in a dark club/pub. That makes a troon look feminine enough, for an hour or two. Then when they leave and sober up a bit, and the light is better at home, and dude smells like a dude....it's over.

GellyNails is going to get himself killed if he doesn't quit this deception. He's young so apparently he passes somewhat for now, but that just enrages the men he betrays more in the end. Someone's going to throw him down the stairs one day.
 
That troon should count his blessings he wasn't beaten or worse. bud most likely never interacted with a vagina to think his ditch looks like one. The insistence of trying to dupe straight men into having sex with him is retarded as shit.
He is disgusting, the whole thing is just a “the person I tried to rape by deception was mad at me and cussed me out”. He should be thankful he only threw him out.
 
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His father transed him at seven. I guess someone didn't want a 'faggot' for a son.

He confirms he got colonvaginoplasty

He's desperate to have people figure out why he gets clocked but refuses to post any pictures.

I feel bad for him. Fuck his piece of shit homophobic father.
Oh that’s sad, man. 😔 I really don’t understand how so many gay adults can hear a story like that and not think “wait, that could have been me and I’m not trans” It’s not even like the kid thought he might be a girl at first, the dad had to tell him that.
 
i didn't tell him I was trans because why should i. Especially since this was just a hookup and i figured i likely may not even see him again after.
So he tried to trick this poor dude into homosexual sex, somehow thinking he wouldn't notice, which (of course) dude immediately does, and goes justifiably apeshit.
This stupid faggot is lucky. I have sympathy for the 7 year old kid he was that got Trooned out by his Dad, but not the creepy attempted stealth rapist he is.
This is how Troons get murdered. He's lucky the guy was cool headed enough and reasonable enough to just kick him out and not beat the shit out of him. A lot of dudes wouldn't have been so forgiving.
The trooning out of a kid as disgusting as it is I can usually chalk up to Hollyweird or Extreme Leftist Lunacy, but that fucking kiss should put that freak on a fucking registry list if not prison and his kids in care.
It should put him under the fucking prison.
After being run through a fucking woodchipper feet first.
 
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Next time I see a trannie crying that us evil cis folk couldn't possibly understand how hard their lives are I'll be remembering this explanation!

This one particularly made me laugh, Pooner trying to argue that it's wrong for a gay man to not want anything to do with a woman with a rotdog gets BTFO by the faggot who is clearly way past giving a fuck what these weird women think
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Another Pooner jumps in to try to force these unapologetically based homo dudes into accepting "Trans Men are Men" to get DENIED harder than Nick Rekieta at a Franks Hearing.
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The faggots are having none of it and drop an Orbital Strike on Li'l Pooners hopes and dreams of being accepted by the Leathermen at the Blue Oyster Bar.
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Fake blow up willy VS big gay real meaty cock

I full on laughed reading that, never thought I'd say it but that's one based homo!
 
This one got clocked midway between trying to lose their V card.
"i spent years researching surgeons with my dad"
Bleak. Also- the lesser sighted malepsrent transhausen by proxy! Or straight up common or garden pedo, whatev

"i ended up p#ssing myself i was so scared"

Perhaps that vag isnt as perfect as it sounds, it's pretty rare to piss yourself out of fear, especially when you are just being told to gtfo.

If they really got down to it, and the guy "felt around", I wonder if it was the.. Rafe(?is is called?)
The weird (kinda gross) darker line that men have between their ballsack and arse hole, that did for him on this occasion.
If we take the story at its word🌈 completely, and to be fair this guy was tricked enough to be unsure, so the factors of "some people don't lubricate a lot immediately", "everyone's vagina looks different", etc etc into play -
The thing that women absolutely DONT have, is that weird line.

It might have just been a thing of sticking his finger in and feeling an empty pocket of skin rather than any muscle etc, I really don't know enough about what it would feel like.
But that line thing would be blatant. And more visible because of the comparatively high front facing angle of the neo vag compared to the more undercarriage positioning of the true and honest.

Someone asks who did the surgery
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Wish you could go back in time? And fuck that man? Who is evil and cruel? Who made it very clear he doesn't wanna fuck you, so, rape that man?
 
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It’s not even like the kid thought he might be a girl at first, the dad had to tell him that.
I bet it's rare, but it does happen that a parent plants the seed of destruction in their impressionable little heads.

I know someone who asked their bi or lesbian 15 year old if they thought that they were trans when she confessed to questioning her sexual orientation. The parent introduced the idea. To their own kid. FFS. The kid said yes and they were off to the races. Together, natch. Her doc visits, hormone getting and tit chop became bonding exercises with the parent overseeing and participating in everything. The parent attended pride events with her and wore trans pins as conversation starters. "My son" this, and "my son" that. A big fan of the WPATH guidelines. Deeply disturbing. I never heard a single word about their spouse's opinion on the matter. They're never mentioned in general, so it's probably a safe bet they weren't on board but didn't make a fuss either. A second marriage and second family making situation too. It's been a few years and the kid is outta college and working and living away from home now. Somewhere around 23 years old. Has a GF. Might be in a poly situation. No mentions of desiring phallo. Or getting a hysterectomy. Or her realizing it was all a terrible mistake that fucked her life up for good. Yet. Talk about waiting for the other shoe to drop. I'm pretty certain it will eventually.
 
Re: gellynails who was groomed by his dad - his mom tried to stop it, parents divorced, and dad won full custody. This is absolutely vile.

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> I'm so sorry hun. If it makes u feel better, my mom was against me being trans and my parents actually split up bc of it. I thought mom would never come around, she even tried to take full custody of me to stop me from transitioning, but thankfully my dad was rich enough and was able to win full custody of me. i thought we would never have a relationship again, but we're on good terms now. So protect urself yes but don't write them off completely, people can change.

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> I transitioned when i was 7, after my dad had a suspicion I might be trans bc of how I acted. He talked to me gender identity. He read me books and showed me cartoons about it, and it really clicked with me. I felt like i was different (I always played with girl toys and my mom's makeup), after I told my dad i felt like a girl, he bought me girl clothes and said i could pick my new name. I'm glad my dad picked up on the signs and has supported me from a young age instead of forcing me to wait until i was older.

Absolutely disgusting and unforgivable coomer behavior.

That said, I’m suspicious that this is just storytelling. The account is only 2 weeks old.
 
Some 🕐 cope from the V card thread
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We are seeing levels that should not be possible.
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'Learn how to defend yourself' -

Imagine a troon luring men home and then just pistol executing them every time they get pissed off that they have been tricked, lol.

'Call the police, he assaulted you'
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Is attempted rape, rape by deception not a crime in texas? Again, imagine that reverse uno getting pulled at the station.

'Losing your virginity is like learning to ride a bike' -
Yeah, as in this troons dad probably taught him that too
 
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Something like 90% of male troons are attracted to women. Meanwhile something like 2% of actual women are lesbians. Really weird for these supposed “female brains”, it’s almost like they aren’t actually women or something.
Are they so porn-brained that they don't know most lesbians look like Ellen DeGeneres and Megan Rapinoe, and not like fake lesbians from porn? Or do they just not care and it's about having power over women who aren't supposed to be attracted to them?
 
He is disgusting, the whole thing is just a “the person I tried to rape by deception was mad at me and cussed me out”. He should be thankful he only threw him out.
They have no shame in trying to rape straight men to validate themselves. But somehow the troon thinks the guy was the asshole in the story.

Had that guy beaten that troon before throwing him out he would be justified in doing so.
 
Technically, isn't the poor kid a eunuch who necessarily will always be a virgin?
Even if someone manages to penetrate his open wound?
Yep. He never had a chance to experience his original equipment because his puberty got blocked and then it was mutilated. He can't experience sex like women do. He is a mutilated man and it's kinda hilarious that he doesn't understand this,

"I've heard the first time hurts."

His dick & balls got mangled and then a piece of nasty juice leaking colon was stichted into the wound. Either it's going to hurt every time because it's mangled flesh or he is entirely numb. Note how he also doesn't talk about being aroused because it's impossible for him. He has to stick a plastic rod inside his wound to keep it open and that's the only way he can have dick wound sex.

Also don't forget the ungodly nasty fact that colongina men have to EAT so that their horror hole can leak colon juice that is normally created for digestion.

This is so fucking repulsive, monstrous and disgusting.

Dude will trick more men into his horror hole. I hope this dumb degenerate gay tranny rapist will get his teeth kicked in for this.
 
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