🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Blumenkrieg]

I sincerely believe that his urge to goon made him forget that he was being recorded 24/7. He may also have assumed that the cameras don't have night vision/not be aware where they're positioned.

Burt is known to have a exhibitionism fetish... I find it very unlikely that he would not be aware that he's exposing himself to potential viewers.

 

[Polska krowa]

Burt is known to have a exhibitionism fetish... I find it very unlikely that he would not be aware that he's exposing himself to potential viewers.

I can definitely believe this, but I think Burt is very difficult to understand beyond his rampant desire to goon, so we could both be correct, one could be correct, or there could be another reason.

 

[sex haver]

What does livestreamed mean if not to an audience?

I assumed this was just a misunderstanding. He didn't really mean the "live" part, he just meant that it would be streamed online, and misspoke. The rest of the sentence in his tweet says "and released in episodes in 2025".

Or maybe I'm wrong, production specifically told him it is live, and he's so much of a sex pest he is genuinely using this as a fetish wank. That's probably just as valid.

 

[Piggle-o]

I wouldn't be shocked if some of them have realised/are starting to realise that everything is not as it seems, but I think that's the extent of it for everyone bar Luke.

I think at least one more of them besides Luke is at least some flavor of shill or agitator, even if they don't know all the details.

 

[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

They need to do a ghostbusters/ghost hunter bit and go around the place with a blacklight

Strong evidence of ectoplasmic residue coming from the top left bunk in bedroom 3.

 

[Toilet seats vendor]

I saw they have a nice dining table, so I think they should take inspiration from Agatha Christie's best-selling book Ten Little Niggers and put up 10 fish figurines representing each contestant, and then get rid of them as the contestants leave the tank/get eliminated

 

[Cemetery Support]

Jesus fishtank fans are fucking degenerates. No one can control themselves or their impulses.

 

[BrightonAndHoveAlbion]

nice to see traditional gender models on display

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

nice to see traditional gender models on display
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god those shorts are stuck in her ass lolol

 

[cwestg]

they are doing some sort of acting roleplay

 

[Shiny Lapras]

Ngl I kinda want to see Luke win after being done dirty by Big Brother (the seethe would be entertaining), but unless he does something interesting beyond dropping a n-bomb, I’m endorsing Burt because watching a paranoid schizo black guy win a stoner wigger e-show would be funny af.

Also, I like that the show contestants skew a little older this time around. Watching dumbass zoomers who were just teenagers a couple years ago got stale fast. Like ofc they’re gonna be stupid! Many of them haven’t been adults for more than 2-3 years, tops. Give me adults in arrested development, much more interesting imo.

 

[Blitzsneed]

Jesus fishtank fans are fucking degenerates. No one can control themselves or their impulses.

Neither can the fish this season, that's for sure.

 

[#FF0000]

Be cool about FIIIIIIIRE SAFETY

 

[BingBongDingDong]

I turned on the kick stream for some background noise and saw the contestant with cornrows and thought it was jet lmao

 

[Polska krowa]

Is Burt really 160 IQ?

Not sure about the specific number, but he is a Mensan, so he'll be 130 at a minimum.

 

[Stoneheart]

i can already see election night, all sad but the gay nigger jerking it to a picture of trump,

 

[Nagato Kai Ni Surigao]

Just to clarify - we ARE still allowed to thirstpost here about Burt, right?

 

[Halloween23]

It doesn't feel right having them all out of bed and doing things before 2pm

 

[Fiwi Karmer 69420]

It doesn't feel right having them all out of bed and doing things before 2pm

give it a few days. The sleep deprivation from challenges and the excessive drinking will catch up with them.

 

[Polska krowa]

is there a proof he's a mensan?
nigger, how can he be high IQ when he didnt even know he was filmed during his jerk off sesh?

Look back in the thread, someone uploaded a picture from his induction ceremony.