Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

[Sexy Potoo]

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Wow, this is the worst thing I have seen in gaming all year.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

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Here are the current reviews, this smells fishy

EA spending big bucks. Dunno why, no cash shop. Guessing they want that BG3 crown and same sales smash.

Lmao, good luck.

 

[Male Idiot]

Addendum:
My thesis that EA wants to axe NuBioWare even makes more sense when one considers, that EA almost did everything it can to make this the least controversial release since years.
No DRM, Steam day one release, Steam Deck verified, no performance issues and no microtransactions.

If EA isn't even trying to microtransaction it, it is just over.

 

[Asian tech support]

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Here are the current reviews, this smells fishy

I don't think it's fishy at all. These outlets are the literal target audience. You think AAA games are made for the consumer?

 

[Logoden]

How can you adore Owlcat's autismo simulators and then prefer Inquisition/Veilguard to Origins.

Being spineless as an invertebrete, being a fucking dimwitted autist or just biased. Either way, to the trash his opinion goes. I know people better suited for Pathfinder reviews anyway

In his defense I guess you could say you can appreciate a complex game as well as simply designed one, as long their rules are well designed. But again I do not think he can do it proper.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

New narrative just dropped

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More:


These journalistic reviews are totes legit you guys I tell you.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Dude... What the fuck is happening with the Qunari.
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Is this some kind of inbreeding problem?

More like:

Karash: Aiiiiiii likeeeeeeee da cookeeeees bettaaaaaaarhhhhhhhh *dies of brain choke*

Ah, and RETURN TO FORM.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Mortismal got his review out as well:

For RPGs and Tactical games I quite trust his reviews.
That said he of course got a review code way ahead.
So a bit salty grain on his opinion.

Mortismal doesn't particularly strikes me as a shill, but that Nigger likes EVERYTHING. I can't remember a single negative review by him.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Your genitals can't return to form, troons.

 

[Kirklandwarrior]

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Here are the current reviews, this smells fishy

Definitely fishy, just watched Skillups video about it and he just takes a shit on it. Just the clips of the dialogue makes me cringe.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

https://archive.is/2SSGP

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

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https://archive.is/2SSGP

Yep, all planned.

Wait a moment, why's the fixation with the Qunaris in near any article? They know troons are gross? Lmao.

 

[FatMebius]

imagine playing dragon age after the shitty second one. Holy shit, gamers are retarded.

Gamers, as in people who compulsively buy AAA slop or put money into mobile games and gacha are the very definition of nigger cattle. No other consumer base actively contributes to fucking themselves as badly as they do. It's not even all about DEI shit either.

Games today cost more than they ever have. And they oftentimes have less content and worse features/gameplay than ones that came out a console generation or two.

 

[Mola Ram]

28 minutes or so into Matty's review and I see the Scout Harding romance I hoped for ever since Inquisition and it is just ... horrifying.

I've gone from thinking this game is going to flop to actively rooting for it to flop and for EA to shoot BioWare for a yellow dog.

Also, Rook is so obnoxious in literally every clip I've seen of him that I don't know how you can withstand playing as him for 50+ hours.

 

[Miller]

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This shit is so gay.

It's ME:A all over again.
I wonder if they will patch that dialogue 3 times before removing it entirely too.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

This is the same character

 

[Finger Pistols]

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You'd think that in a magic world capable of respec-ing your character or changing your appearance with magic, you'd automatically pass as whatever you want. That would even be more "validating" to the troons. What even is the point in-game of acknowledging that your character changed gender/transitioned? Some NPC saying, "Oh my gosh, you are sooooo valid!"? It's the most pointless addition of a mechanic to a game I have ever seen right after the Dark Souls 2 gender change coffin.

(This must have been a few lines of code and was probably done due to the limitation of not being able to change your appearance in-game.)
Just let the player change their gender in the "modify appearance" menu and switch the pronouns with a script. Using resources and writting transitioning into the plot/script looks like a blatant move to gain DEI money from Blackrock.

 

[Miller]

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Here are the current reviews, this smells fishy

It's going to win the GOTY at the Game Awards, isn't it?

 

['Ole Dente]

Man, this really sucks. I love Dragon Age.

You know what, fuck this. I’m going to create a mod that removes all this gay shit, I’m not losing out on a great gaming experience because of a troon, they can suck my whole dick.

 

[Terror Sandwich]

Holly shit, I expected bad, but this seems worse.
The writing seems like peak millennial writing.