Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

[gay]

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This shit is so gay.

Some are able to acclimate to their new way of life in a relatively civilized manner. However, there is a portion of Tal-Vashoth who embrace savagery and chaos. These savage Tal-Vashoth display chaotic behavior. They'd shriek like beasts, had facial markings that were savage and nonsensical, their brutal weapons chipped and uncared for, and they stank of unwashed sweat. These savages were also often prone to violence and brutalized or preyed on the defenseless.

>leave the Qun
>become a hysterical Troonari
at least the lore tracks.

 

[Overpriced Gaming Chair]

My YouTube recommendations have an 81 views (not thousands, just eighty-one as in nineteen short of one hundred) video that is claiming Veilguard was a "massive success."

Blogpost over.

 

[BlankSpaceBaby]

Many Dragon Age shill videos that show up on my YouTube recs tend to have under 1k views, under 500 even for a large number of them.

I take this as evidence that most people dgaf abt this troon-tainted game.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Man, Cassandra reading basically medieval smug porn books made by Varric was funny as fuck.
It's my idea or DA:I has less stupid moments than the earlier games? They even made a ME3 Citadel DLC scene with a flying goat crashed into the castle in a judge case.

 

[Logoden]

Man, Cassandra reading basically medieval smug porn books made by Varric was funny as fuck.

If I recall right, she is a serious character most of the time so showing her soft spot for such shit was cute and funny by contrast. I must admit it made me laugh very hard, especialy with Varric trying to explain why he realy wrote them.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Taash: Im from Rivain. not like i follow the Qun
Rock: You got the Arm-ropes
Taash: Sure, i wear alot of stuff. You dont get to tell me who i am. Dosent matter anyway. The Antaam dont follow the Qun either. Not anymore.

I GET TO DECIDE WHAT THESE RELIGIOUS SYMBOLS REPRESENT! NOT YOU. NOT THE ARISHOK. NOT ANYONE BUT ME!

"It" is acting like a teenager going through a phase.

Spoiler

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

PLEASE let players kill the troon at some point in the game.

 

[BlankSpaceBaby]

Apparently, according to someone on X, all you need to do to get a review code is to tell them you are a non-binary.

 

[Verdun_Salient]

Speaking of VAs I wonder what Keener is up to these days. Man never really had a social media presence.

 

[Anon88]

Reset Era has spoken this game is going to be the return of Bioware

Cassia is still best rpg waifu.

She may have gills and an extra eye, but she is classy and can wipe the entire map with the eyebeam.

I want Cassia to open her third eye in front of the clearly Slaanesh corrupted Veilgaurd crew.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

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Same vibe.

I'm still not over patrick fugit being in this

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Speaking of VAs I wonder what Keener is up to these days. Man never really had a social media presence.

Garrus? He's around. Being a dad, doing dad things, some TV work, and he is going to be in the game Avowed. Maybe he voices someone in Veilguard, that'd be cool.

The only party members I'm interested in this trash fire is Vincent Price dude and the Antivan Crow Assassin dude. I still don't know how only two companions is going to fully work.....it's odd.

 

[gay]

reviews are out.

in short, rest in piss BioWare.

 

[Kane lives in death]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF-Kd2BBpx8

even shillup dislikes the game... its over

"Every interaction sounds like HR is in the room" oof, i cant come up with a better sentence to sum up modern writing tbh

 

[Kiwi Andy]

How angry is Asmoncuck about his ban not allowing him to milk this dumpster fire.

 

[LazyLizard]

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Garrus? He's around. Being a dad, doing dad things, some TV work, and he is going to be in the game Avowed. Maybe he voices someone in Veilguard, that'd be cool.

The only party members I'm interested in this trash fire is Vincent Price dude and the Antivan Crow Assassin dude. I still don't know how only two companions is going to fully work.....it's odd.

i was watching Criminal Minds a while back and out of nowhere fucking Garrus starts talking, he turned out to be a psycho child killer

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

reviews are out.

in short, rest in piss BioWare.

Huh. 84 on Metacritic.
Those fuckers are saying is the same quality as Cisquisition? Lol.

 

[CEO of Autism]

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

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Hey, i love who i am seems the only normal choice. Wtf.

 

[LazyLizard]

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what the fuck... i didn't think they would actually be this blatant about it, i should have seen it coming yet i somehow thought they had at least some small part of their brain still working...