Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

[Love Is Blue]

the best grill bioware ever made was viconia if you ignore that shitty epilogue desu.

 

[Gorton Colu]

the best grill bioware ever made was viconia if you ignore that shitty epilogue desu.

Viconia is great, but I also liked Bastila. Peak Jennifer Hale using a trans Atlantic accent. Her embarrassed and indignant prickliness was a fun personality trait.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Viconia is great, but I also liked Bastila. Peak Jennifer Hale using a trans Atlantic accent. Her embarrassed and indignant prickliness was a fun personality trait.

I forgot bioware made kotor but bastila is pretty good too and obviously morrigan since she's basically viconia 2.0
anyway this is what (((they))) took from you

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

This is even worse than I thought.
I can't wait.

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That is some solid uncanny valley shit. Jesus.

i thought the qunari you meet in game would be Tal-Vashoth, why is she still following the Qun? do people still trust and work with the qunari after they tried to assassinate the divine and start the next conquest a decade back?

It's a chick?!?

 

[Three Gorillion Dollars]

This is even worse than I thought.
I can't wait.

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"Point out the strengths of living in different worlds."

Rook the weird little gnome man, smugly: "I get that."

And they're showing this off.

 

[TheHarbinger]

why bother playing it? it's not an RPG anymore and the gameplay looks shit, just watch the video of some poor fuck that summarizes it once it comes out.

It's not even worth that. Other than watching the extreme levels of astroturfing and mainstream media promotion this game should be dead to everyone. There are probably hundreds of top quality RPGs and old CRPGs that anyone could play without exhausting them in one lifetime. Trash like this new 'Dragon Age' game should just be left on the shelf to rot forever.

 

[Mola Ram]

"Point out the strengths of living in different worlds."

Rook the weird little gnome man, smugly: "I get that."

And they're showing this off.

In fact, they're not showing it off. This is leaked footage from some anon who scored a review copy (or his "friend" who's reviewing it, he claims). The Dragon Age subreddit is fairly incensed about the leak. I think they sense the impending disaster, or at least some of them do.

It's a chick?!?

It's a chick voice actress, at least.

Who -- oh my dear sweet Kali-Ma -- claims to be non-binary. Of course. Of course.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4731190/

Note she was billed as "Lisa Maley" all the way up to 2022. I shouldn't let these trend-chasing sex oddities annoy me as much as they do, but there it is.

 

[Rockzo]

"It has nothing to do with wokeness" this old fan complains as the 4th highest rated post today on the subreddit is about a tranny doing a manicure.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

"It has nothing to do with wokeness" this old fan complains as the 4th highest rated posted today on the subreddit is about a tranny doing a manicure.
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Well, can we just call one of the Old Gods and destroy everything in Veilguard? Even Thedas lost itself.

 

[augment]

First candidate who enacts a law that prohibits canadians from working on videogames gets my vote.

 

[Snekposter]

Now that is what I call terminal resting bitch face. Holy shit.

The worst part is that she's the sanest member of her family. Her father underwent a complete psychological breakdown caused by a rival "gifting" his realm to his newlywed spouse, her sister is a murderous, sadistic psychopath, her brother is infamous for being a slimy sack of shit with a talent for lies and personal advancement, and her sister's daughter is an honest-to-God Kali-worshipping murderess worse than her mother ever was.

 

[Mola Ram]

her sister's daughter is an honest-to-God Kali-worshipping murderess worse than her mother ever was.

You got a problem with Kali worship, dickhead?

 

[strawberry15]

the best grill bioware ever made was viconia if you ignore that shitty epilogue desu.

Ascention mod+ alternative viconia ending mod then persuade yourself this is default and canon.

 

[Tor Lugosi]

You got a problem with Kali worship, dickhead?

pulling out hearts is no basis for a religion

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

pulling out hearts is no basis for a religion

IDK, isn't the religion of Troonism based on lopping your dick off?

 

[Estate]

pulling out hearts is no basis for a religion

I think eating the heart of your enemies is far more preferable then eating baby foreskin.
Yet only one is shunned.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

This is even worse than I thought.
I can't wait.

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Every character looks like a Sims 4 mongo

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

This shit is so gay.

 

[Male Idiot]

Cassia is still best rpg waifu.

She may have gills and an extra eye, but she is classy and can wipe the entire map with the eyebeam.

 

[BlankSpaceBaby]

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This shit is so gay.

Eeeeuw, so like most modern games, this one is just the therapy couch for Corrine and Friends to work out their own issues. I'll just wait for people like nuhre to mock the game instead of experiencing this ghastly thing myself.