Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 69 10.3%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    671
The more interesting thing about his take down demands of his clipped streams is he is rather obviously trying to scrub the internet of his on camera antics. Because the clips make it too easy for the prosecutors to find the incriminating shit.

The problem is even if she complies and privates them or takes them down, Google is forever. And that shit can simply be got with a subpoena. And while it probably is not acceptable to use in court, it does tell them where to look for the originals. Also open to subpoena.

And of course the Police and DA would never ever view scrubbing your shit off the internet as a huge flaming red flag that there is more to find.
 
Remember when Nick said laughably that he would start bulking? He said this right after leaving jail, coping and pretending that his weight loss was intentional. Considering that his skin has Tim Waltz levels of collagen; I don't think that his health has been a priority. He is too much of a nerd to lift weights anyway. I think that he should focus on eliminating stress from his life and taking a drink.
 
Why the fuck does he sound like he’s campaigning for Kamala Harris? “Joy”, “Cultists”, arguing that his opponents are misinformed, and some insult fascist, incel, meathead, loser.

The joy is gone Nick. Maybe if you let Tim Walz molest you, you’ll get a pardon.
Lol. He’s talking himself into thinking the left would be more accepting of his debauched state, and they would, if he wasn’t a fake conservative first

Too much baggage, at least Joe Scarborough covered up the intern he killed
 
Lol. He’s talking himself into thinking the left would be more accepting of his debauched state, and they would, if he wasn’t a fake conservative first

Too much baggage, at least Joe Scarborough covered up the intern he killed
My guess is that if he can recover that’ll be the route he goes. He’ll be breadtube adjacent and talk about the puritan right, being imprisoned for “bogus and exaggerated charges”, what it’s like to be on the wrong side of the law as an attorney, how a pedophile sued him for defamation and won because of a corrupt judge, and how much he loves Cuties.
 

Well Nerd. That only applies to nerd marriages. Nick obviously was never talking about gigachad cool guy marriages like his. In the case of cool guys like Nick, passing your wife around to other guys just strengthens your marriage. Experience with other men is just going to prove Nick's stud credentials to her. Its just like Nick could suck off and bend over for guys and never be one bit gay. The guys who HAVE sex with Nick are the gay ones. Nick is just showing those guys a courtesy.

Nick warned you Nerds. You better all shut up before Nick has to slap you up.
 
My guess is that if he can recover that’ll be the route he goes. He’ll be breadtube adjacent and talk about the puritan right, being imprisoned for “bogus and exaggerated charges”, what it’s like to be on the wrong side of the law as an attorney, how a pedophile sued him for defamation and won because of a corrupt judge, and how much he loves Cuties.
My guess is he’ll try it but never recover
 
You know if Ellissa decided to call Lord Balldo's bluff and fought it I daresay there's enough lawyers that hate Nick that someone would would take what you'd think would be a very simple case just as a "fuck you" to Balldo. Pretty sure clips are fair use. Even if they didn't I bet she could crowd fund the cost of fighting him.
He's such a fucking retarded. This copy cuck shit has never made the situation better when any cow has tried it before, it just makes the cow look like a faggot and makes people want to fuck with him.
All he's done by bullying Ellissa is made sure the only way people can see his clips is on Kino Casino with PPP and Warski absolutely shitting on him and highlighting all the ways he looks like a faggot.
Great job Balldo. Really showed the nerds. I don't know how he does it, he just keeps winning.
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He's back in Melton's chat
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I have not left either.
Him him him. So petty to throw that in there. Nicknerd wants you to know, he’s going to be the one. He’s going to leave first. Just like he’s going to quit a job before getting fired. Nerd.

April is her own person & her tweets made me smile.”
“…maybe she doesn’t care if she’s disrespectful.”
It’s clear that Nick doesn’t give a shit about those tweets beyond the fluffing of his ego, (which would be the case even if he weren’t the most likely author of Aprils alleged tweets yesterday.) What a sick fuckin cuck. It’s looking more & more like he’s upset with Kayla. Most husbands wouldn’t let some bitch shit talk their wife all over the Internet. What a fuckin’ cuck.

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>Kino Casino's PPP wants to interview Kayla
@Fapcop I see you PPP, just because your name only has 2 Ps will not fool me. I can see your girth and smell the aroma of Frito-lays from a mile away.
Now that’s the kind of schizo theories I come to the farms for!

Was it the name proximity to faPcoPPer that tipped you off, or the lustful gleam in PPP’s
eyes, as Warski said and recalled Kayla flirting with him before that boxing match?
 
I have not left either.
Him him him. So petty to throw that in there. Nicknerd wants you to know, he’s going to be the one. He’s going to leave first. Just like he’s going to quit a job before getting fired. Nerd.

April is her own person & her tweets made me smile.”
“…maybe she doesn’t care if she’s disrespectful.”
It’s clear that Nick doesn’t give a shit about those tweets beyond the fluffing of his ego, (which would be the case even if he weren’t the most likely author of Aprils alleged tweets yesterday.) What a sick fuckin cuck. It’s looking more & more like he’s upset with Kayla. Most husbands wouldn’t let some bitch shit talk their wife all over the Internet. What a fuckin’ cuck.

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I just had a thought. Monty owns the house, sells it to Null and Null turns it into the house for retard lolcows he adopts. I'd love to see Nick neighbors with Cobes, Cyrax and Larson.
Larson? Spicer only has room for one retard that punches himself when he gets angry.
I guess you could settle it in Thunderdome.
Two Tards Enter, One Tard Leaves.
Winner gets to keep Our Wife.
Nick may not like the comparison, but like the heroin addicts and meth fiends he looks down on, these are his peers now, cows like Larson and Cobes. That's where he's left himself, because he overcompensated trying to be "cool" to hard because he's got a pathological hangup about being seen as a "nerd" likely because people used to shit on him in Highschool for being a male cheerleader that couldn't even do pull ups.
Nicks rants and copestreams are gold, they're pure projection and give us all a window into Nicks damaged and broken brain.
 
The more interesting thing about his take down demands of his clipped streams is he is rather obviously trying to scrub the internet of his on camera antics. Because the clips make it too easy for the prosecutors to find the incriminating shit.

The problem is even if she complies and privates them or takes them down, Google is forever. And that shit can simply be got with a subpoena. And while it probably is not acceptable to use in court, it does tell them where to look for the originals. Also open to subpoena.

And of course the Police and DA would never ever view scrubbing your shit off the internet as a huge flaming red flag that there is more to find.
They dont need incriminating clips in his criminal case, they got cocaine.
 
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