Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 169 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 389 21.7%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 376 21.0%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 855 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,790
Mortismal doesn't particularly strikes me as a shill, but that Nigger likes EVERYTHING. I can't remember a single negative review by him.
Yeah that dude lacks the balls for any real criticism. He also makes a huge deal out of the 100% thing but then he gives absolutely no indication of having had that experience and doesn't even bring up particularly interesting/annoying achievements. A review doesn't need that but you're the one making a big deal out of it.
He also just cheats his steam achievements apparently.
It's pure clickbait.
 
It's going to win the GOTY at the Game Awards, isn't it?
It's currently the 77th best reviewed game on Open Critic:
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They could never excuse giving it the goty.
 
Man, this really sucks. I love Dragon Age.

You know what, fuck this. I’m going to create a mod that removes all this gay shit, I’m not losing out on a great gaming experience because of a troon, they can suck my whole dick.

What on earth will you do with a blank Word document?
 
That's what I don't get.
How can you adore Owlcat's autismo simulators and then prefer Inquisition/Veilguard to Origins?
It is easy, i think. I don't really think he is a shill in the traditional sense. He is just way too afraid to step on anyones toes. You really can tell the difference when he talks about Owlcat games and other games. On one hand there is genuine love for the games from Owlcat. And you feel it: The enthusiasm, the energy and his criticisms all feel genuine, like they come from a place of love and care. But all his other reviews not so much. It feels more formulaic, as bland and inoffensive as possible and are worthless as a result. His 100% gimmick is nice on paper but as someone else here said: He doesn't do much with it. So it is pointless. It feels more like an obligation instead of something he genuinely wants to do.

If you want cool Builds or Guides for Owlcat games his channel is peak content, if you are a fan. If you rely on him for other reviews you'd be better advised to throw some chickenbones or ask the spirits to see if a game is for you. I guarantee that will help you more than his "reviews".
 
  • Agree
Reactions: SIMIΔN
And here comes the YouTubers ranting about this. Even HeelVsBabyface will play the game so we don't have to.
I can't watch HeelvsBabyface; he screams too much. And I don't necessarily have a problem with his screaming.

I have a problem that he screams the most basic and normie takes ever. If you're going to scream, it better be an autistic rant, like how cheese is only good in Europe or some shit like that.

I hope someone with a higher IQ and more entertaining than Az will play through this game.
 
Soldier: "Commander Rook! We need help! The demons are murdering everyone an-"

Rook: "-Uh, it's commandress. And second, call me by my first name, Jade Kisuna."

Soldier: "Oh, god! They are killing everyone! Please, help us!"

Rook: "Sorry, shitlord. I have direct connections to the king, and he's going to know that you guys are bigots. Now you can Venmo me 500 imperial coins; I might forget this interaction occurred. Excuse me; I must moderate some wizard forums and shove my fist into a kid today."
 
Soldier: "Commander Rook! We need help! The demons are murdering everyone an-"

Rook: "-Uh, it's commandress. And second, call me by my first name, Jade Kisuna."

Soldier: "Oh, god! They are killing everyone! Please, help us!"

Rook: "Sorry, shitlord. I have direct connections to the king, and he's going to know that you guys are bigots. Now you can Venmo me 500 imperial coins; I might forget this interaction occurred. Excuse me; I must moderate some wizard forums and shove my fist into a kid today."
Hopefully in some mod we can call the hero of ferelden, hawke and the inquisitor to beat the shit up of him.
 
Mortismal got his review out as well:
For RPGs and Tactical games I quite trust his reviews.
That said he of course got a review code way ahead.
So a bit salty grain on his opinion.

This guy also enjoyed Starfield as an "RPG" according to his review. I know he does like more traditional RPGs as well, but I feel he is a little too lenient/easy to please.
 
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