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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 334 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 529 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.7%

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Bert's either going to be the toughest contestant on the show and make it to the end or he's going to snap and sexually assault someone and be thrown off within the next 10 days. No in between.
His whole goal with this show is to raise his profile as a black BBC bull. I think because of that he'll force himself to stay in the game so he looks strong/like a dom.
 
Also, I like that the show contestants skew a little older this time around. Watching dumbass zoomers who were just teenagers a couple years ago got stale fast. Like ofc they’re gonna be stupid! Many of them haven’t been adults for more than 2-3 years, tops. Give me adults in arrested development, much more interesting imo.
100%. That JC chick was like 18 last season, seemed like such a liability when it came to the alcohol, etc. That being said, she was one of the most mature in some ways.
 
His whole goal with this show is to raise his profile as a black BBC bull. I think because of that he'll force himself to stay in the game so he looks strong/like a dom.
I looked him up briefly and a lot of his online presence seems to date back a year.

I guess that he could technically have completely fabricated his persona too. A skizo paranoid giant nigger with the weirdest fetishes is peak comedy for this show.

I am afraid it would be quite a lot to commit to for a year though. However, I have no doubt that everyone in the production was aware of who they were hiring.

Anyway, they are all the same in this respect where they see the show as a way to create their brand or be seen. Nobody who does not want this participates in these shows.
 
I looked him up briefly and a lot of his online presence seems to date back a year.

I guess that he could technically have completely fabricated his persona too. A skizo paranoid giant nigger with the weirdest fetishes is peak comedy for this show.

I am afraid it would be quite a lot to commit to for a year though. However, I have no doubt that everyone in the production was aware of who they were hiring.

Anyway, they are all the same in this respect where they see the show as a way to create their brand or be seen. Nobody who does not want this participates in these shows.
Out of everyone on this show he is by far the least likely person to be doing a bit based on what we've seen so far
 
100%. That JC chick was like 18 last season, seemed like such a liability when it came to the alcohol, etc. That being said, she was one of the most mature in some ways.
Watching the edited episodes, JC really shined as a contestant so much more than I remembered.

Having a normal intelligent person in the tank makes for such a pleasant contrast to the usual retardation on display.
 
100%. That JC chick was like 18 last season, seemed like such a liability when it came to the alcohol, etc. That being said, she was one of the most mature in some ways.
Yeah. Respectfully, although JC seemed more mature than other contestants, I really don’t want to watch a bunch of teenagers and barely adults bc everyone’s stupid by default at that age.

I was talking about this with @yoursavior, and they brought up a really good point in that zoomers tend to be more “irony-poisoned” and thus unfit for a reality show. Zoomers (particularly last season’s cast), don’t want to get into character and lean into their crazy side that got them cast in the first place, they want to be the contestant who’s in on the joke and act out “for the meme”, which ironically makes them uninteresting to watch. A good reality show needs a cast of fame-hungry retards who will do anything for a sliver of clout, which the wiggers seem to have mostly figured out this time around (knock on wood).
 
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Out of everyone on this show he is by far the least likely person to be doing a bit based on what we've seen so far
Is he? We've seen some pretty crazy behavior, but everything remained quite PG. And fits just so perfectly with whatever was dug up about him.
 
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Is he? We've seen some pretty crazy behavior, but everything remained quite PG. And fits just so perfectly with whatever was dug up about him.
He's jacked off on camera twice???

I'm trying to understand what you're saying here. Are you saying that he's doing a bit because the way he behaves matches his online persona? If so, isn't it more likely, that the guy that we see online is the same guy we see on screen, given that he's talked a lot about being a bull, and has been gooning repeatedly?
 
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why this nig got so many Rxs
 
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Burt just spent two minutes unloading a seemingly endless supply of pill bottles from his backpack. Based on the sound, they're all full. There seem to be more pills in other containers as well though I can't confirm. I count about 20 separate bottles.

This is after wandering around digging through various bags and and suitcases, incomprehensibly mumbling for 15ish minutes.
 
Watching the edited episodes, JC really shined as a contestant so much more than I remembered.

Having a normal intelligent person in the tank makes for such a pleasant contrast to the usual retardation on display.
JC left so early into the show we never really talk about her but the edited episodes really highlight how much of a contrast of normality she added to the show. You have off the wall people like Jimmy and Summer who are the furthest thing from normal then you have JC clear headed and thinking logically which was cool to see.
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why this nig got so many Rxs
He's schizophrenic. They get medicated heavily to keep them from chimping out.
 
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