🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[neger psykolog]

I think there are elements of truth to some of those descriptions. I very highly doubt he's a millionaire, however.

He's clearly a very big gooner, as we've all seen. He's stated that he wants to raise his profile in the gay world with this appearance, so I imagine, more than anything, he wants to use this to find people to fuck, as opposed to making his millions.

He's a "Gooning Gangster" btw: https://www.thebestflex.com/profile/burt-obeng

I'm really not sure. His LinkedIn says he has a master's degree in data science. But all of his profiles are really new and leads me to believe that "Burt Obeng" is a screen name and not his real name. So it is possible he is actually a millionaire on paper and has a stable income and just got into acting and becoming a gay porn star as a side thing. Many such cases.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

edit: as someone else wrote in a reply up thread, there are definitely videos of him having like full on hardcore gay sex. So ifs an act then its a super committed one lol

>engaging in gay sex "as a joke":

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Binx makes fire.

 

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[Sieg1888]

I miss them having a common theme in both the interior and clothing, just made everything fit together nicely. This is just a mismatch of styles. I do wish they did maybe a 2000s look given the age of most of the contestants.

I think that completely ruined season 2. These freaks being in a "normal" house with "normal" clothes really lets their individual autism come out in totality.

 

[Polska krowa]

He's a "Gooning Gangster" btw: https://www.thebestflex.com/profile/burt-obeng

I'm really not sure. His LinkedIn says he has a master's degree in data science. But all of his profiles are really new and leads me to believe that "Burt Obeng" is a screen name and not his real name. So it is possible he is actually a millionaire on paper and has a stable income and just got into acting and becoming a gay porn star as a side thing. Many such cases.

Yeah, it's his porn name. His real name is Albert Appouh as shared earlier in the thread.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

For those who missed the first TTS on Burt

 

[Sneeds]

For those who missed the first TTS on Burt

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how long till some superchats "Chirp"

 

[Cemetery Support]

I miss them having a common theme in both the interior and clothing, just made everything fit together nicely. This is just a mismatch of styles. I do wish they did maybe a 2000s look given the age of most of the contestants.

I think it's actually a pretty comedic choice. The D-tier Jersey Shore shit makes it funny

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Burt is a member of MENSA and he's gay. Sam Hyde is also a member.... Where's Channing to help me figure out the rest of this?

 

[sex haver]

Burt out of basically nowhere just admitted to Cimbal and Ian that he does interracial cuckholding porno.

Ron walked into the room and he stopped for a moment, only to reveal that he has had business cards for his sex work on him the entire time, and gave one to Ron.

Edit: He's now explained that he is concerned he may be eliminated early, and he wanted to get this out there so they could all contact him after the show.

 

[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

I think that completely ruined season 2. These freaks being in a "normal" house with "normal" clothes really lets their individual autism come out in totality.

Can't say I agree, not only did the outfits make everything seem more cohesive, I also thought it was more interesting to gradually learn how weird they were without immediately clocking them because they dressed funny or whatever.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

He is apparently a former contestant on Big Brother that was kicked from the show for saying "nigger".

He is perfect.

His website does link to his pornhub account, but the only video is of him just standing facing the camera and saying he's into various types of porn: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=656c9bb00a753

and there's a nude video here: https://www.thebestflex.com/profile/burt-obeng

and there's 2 "Nude Wrestling Video (BWN): Big Black Bull": https://bwnvideo.com/product/wrestlex9/ & https://bwnvideo.com/product/wrestlex10-lucian-vs-big-black-bull/ (you can't even see the preview without signing up so fuck that)

His Twitter does seem to include a lot more nude photos and some gay massage shit too: https://x.com/BurtObeng/media - there's a lot on there and I'm not going through it fucking all just to see if there is actual porn.

I mean if its a ruse cruise, then its a really, really impressive one and only the kind of thing I would expect to see on something like Nathan For You. All his profiles look like he hired a social media manager or something and got some professional photographs done also. That probably best explains why they're all only from the last year.

edit: as someone else wrote in a reply up thread, there are definitely videos of him having like full on hardcore gay sex. So ifs an act then its a super committed one lol

They are all more or less failed actors or "influencers". There is no way in hell he is a member of mensa with 160 IQ, but he could be a failed actor who turned to porn and gooning and is playing a role of a schizo and a gooner. Clearly he has no self respect nor do any of the people in that house, so the schizo behaviours and sleep jerking are a show he is putting on for the production. In that regard, the online persona we see is to create a convincing backstory.

It's my tinfoil theory and I am sticking to it.

 

[Polska krowa]

They are all more or less failed actors or "influencers". There is no way in hell he is a member of mensa with 160 IQ, but he could be a failed actor who turned to porn and gooning and is playing a role of a schizo and a gooner. Clearly he has no self respect nor do any of the people in that house, so the schizo behaviours and sleep jerking are a show he is putting on for the production. In that regard, the online persona we see is to create a convincing backstory.

It's not really up for debate whether or not he's in Mensa. He is.

 

[Valstrax]

I check in for the first time and they're talking about raceplay in the dining room.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

It's not really up for debate whether or not he's in Mensa. He is.

You can join mensa with 130 and higher, which I still doubt he has. Looks like these people just did a bunch of fund raising for American Mensa so I wonder if they even are regular members that got in by passing the tests and paying the membership. In any case, Mensa is fake and gay. And I don't believe he has a 160 IQ.

And I still think he is pretending to be schizo. Those are probably sugar pills.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I think that completely ruined season 2. These freaks being in a "normal" house with "normal" clothes really lets their individual autism come out in totality.

"Ermm actually having the fish dress in 70s clothes for a 70s themed season ruined the show!" 1 day old account coming in with one of the worst takes I've seen in this thread.

 

[Polska krowa]

You can join mensa with 130 and higher, which I still doubt he has. Looks like these people just did a bunch of fund raising for American Mensa so I wonder if they even are regular members that got in by passing the tests and paying the membership. In any case, Mensa is fake and gay. And I don't believe he has a 160 IQ.

And I still think he is pretending to be schizo. Those are probably sugar pills.

You know that you're really clutching at straws, right? The competition he took part in was called 'Mr Mensa'.

I'm not saying he's 160 IQ, personally. That's his claim. All an IQ test really measures is someone's ability to complete an IQ test. In my experience, people who join Mensa are generally just narcs who are desperate to be perceived as being super intelligent. In reality, Burt probably just spent a bunch of time practicing IQ test questions to get an above-130 score.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

You know that you're really clutching at straws, right? The competition he took part in was called 'Mr Mensa'.

I'm not saying he's 160 IQ, personally. That's his claim. All an IQ test really measures is someone's ability to complete an IQ test. In my experience, people who join Mensa are generally just narcs who are desperate to be perceived as being super intelligent. In reality, Burt probably just spent a bunch of time practicing IQ test questions to get an above-130 score.

I know what IQ tests are. I also know you can easily learn to do well at them. I just don't believe this absolute nigger put down the effort and has the mental faculties to git gud at IQ tests, no matter how learnable they are.

 

[Polska krowa]

I know what IQ tests are. I also know you can easily learn to do well at them. I just don't believe this absolute nigger put down the effort and has the mental faculties to git gud at IQ tests, no matter how learnable they are.

He strikes me as exactly the type of person who would do that. Guess we can just agree to disagree.