🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Autistic Integrity]

He's schizophrenic. They get medicated heavily to keep them from chimping out.

forgot he also said he's on prep and some other homo drugs

 

[rel=alternate]

I really don't understand your argument here.

I guess that would explain why the conversation is ongoing, maybe I did not make myself clear.

I just think that his outlandish behavior is still controlled enough that it could be a bit. Maybe it's far stretched, but I don't think it's impossible.

And nothing I have seen so far indicates that he is not playing into it. It's not that difficult to act out on camera when you're playing a paranoid sex obsessed skizo.

Now, if someone actually finds porn of him, I'll swallow my words. Nobody is this committed.

 

[Polska krowa]

He's jacking off through the bedsheets, so you could make the argument it's a precaution on his part to not get the show in too much trouble

Or, as an alternative, he just didn't want someone to walk in and see him with his dick out.

The point @rel=alternate seems to be making (and correct me if I'm wrong) is that his online persona and the way he appears on this show matches the way he behaves, and that's making them suspicious about whether or not it's a bit.

Isn't it just more likely that the Burt we're seeing now and the Burt on social media line up so well is just because they're both schizo Burt?

@rel=alternate will reply to your comment here as you posted while I was typing this out:

Yeah I think that's far fetched. Also, for what it's worth, we have found several videos of him fucking guys. He posted snippets on his twitter.

 

[Steinercard]

Burt and Luke seem cool together. This jives with my theory that racists are a black man's best friend.

 

[rel=alternate]

Yeah I think that's far fetched. Also, for what it's worth, we have found several videos of him fucking guys. He posted snippets on his twitter.

OK, I guess this shatters my theory then.

I just started thinking it would be possible for production to plant this quite easily and kind of started hoping they did.

Not sure if I should be disappointed or not. If he is really this unstable, it's going to be hard to keep him on for long.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

burt can't help but to jerk off while he tries to go to sleep. the goon has become him.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

Burt and Luke seem cool together. This jives with my theory that racists are a black man's best friend.

some blacks are aware of niggers and hate them just like everyone else.

 

[neger psykolog]

I looked him up briefly and a lot of his online presence seems to date back a year.

I guess that he could technically have completely fabricated his persona too. A skizo paranoid giant nigger with the weirdest fetishes is peak comedy for this show.

I am afraid it would be quite a lot to commit to for a year though. However, I have no doubt that everyone in the production was aware of who they were hiring.

Anyway, they are all the same in this respect where they see the show as a way to create their brand or be seen. Nobody who does not want this participates in these shows.

Him fabricating the persona didn't even occur to me as being a possibility. It reminds me of the Nathan For You episode where he makes a whole fake exercise movement with a fake spokesperson with a fake backstory:

I mean its certainly possible but still seems quite unlikely.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

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Burt just spent two minutes unloading a seemingly endless supply of pill bottles from his backpack. Based on the sound, they're all full. There seem to be more pills in other containers as well though I can't confirm. I count about 20 separate bottles.

This is after wandering around digging through various bags and and suitcases, incomprehensibly mumbling for 15ish minutes.

Thanks for posting this. Burt was rummaging around in his luggage last night and I  thought I saw a massive heap of prescription bottles, but then he was talking about supplements, so I doubted my lying eyes. The ones in this picture are irrefutably prescription bottles, supplements don't come in uniformly sized amber bottles with white lids.

 

[joker jimmy]

no one under 30 is 100% white anymore bruh, being a pureblood is like being a tranny. there are certain areas where there are tons of them and way more areas where there's fucking none. you won't find a 100% white person in any high density area of the US unless they're over 30.

Reiterating that you are the most retarded poster in this thread <3

 

[flamboyant cuttlefish]

His massive supplement stash to go with the pills.

Also, Luke and Alex(?) were surveying the carnage of the rifled bags in bedroom 3. Luke said he didn't want to touch anything because he was worried it would be sticky.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

Reiterating that you are the most retarded poster in this thread <3

he's just extremely porn-brained
if you don't have an alternative thesis to "pornography is demographics", don't bitch

 

[Terfmaster9000]

A few highlights from Burt's 'How to Meet Daddy Burt' page on his linktree.

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What are the chances that he starts drinking contestants' piss at some point?

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This is one seriously freaky nigga!

Race play, he likes to be called a nigger

 

[neger psykolog]

Now, if someone actually finds porn of him, I'll swallow my words. Nobody is this committed.

His website does link to his pornhub account, but the only video is of him just standing facing the camera and saying he's into various types of porn: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=656c9bb00a753
and there's a nude video here: https://www.thebestflex.com/profile/burt-obeng

and there's 2 "Nude Wrestling Video (BWN): Big Black Bull": https://bwnvideo.com/product/wrestlex9/ & https://bwnvideo.com/product/wrestlex10-lucian-vs-big-black-bull/ (you can't even see the preview without signing up so fuck that)

His Twitter does seem to include a lot more nude photos and some gay massage shit too: https://x.com/BurtObeng/media - there's a lot on there and I'm not going through it fucking all just to see if there is actual porn.

I mean if its a ruse cruise, then its a really, really impressive one and only the kind of thing I would expect to see on something like Nathan For You. All his profiles look like he hired a social media manager or something and got some professional photographs done also. That probably best explains why they're all only from the last year.

edit: as someone else wrote in a reply up thread, there are definitely videos of him having like full on hardcore gay sex. So ifs an act then its a super committed one lol

 

[Polska krowa]

His website does link to his pornhub account, but the only video is of him just standing facing the camera and saying he's into various types of porn: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=656c9bb00a753
and there's a nude video here: https://www.thebestflex.com/profile/burt-obeng

and there's 2 "Nude Wrestling Video (BWN): Big Black Bull": https://bwnvideo.com/product/wrestlex9/ & https://bwnvideo.com/product/wrestlex10-lucian-vs-big-black-bull/ (you can't even see the preview without signing up so fuck that)

His Twitter does seem to include a lot more nude photos and some gay massage shit too: https://x.com/BurtObeng/media - there's a lot on there and I'm not going through it fucking all just to see if there is actual porn.

I mean if its a ruse cruise, then its a really, really impressive one and only the kind of thing I would expect to see on something like Nathan For You. All his profiles look like he hired a social media manager or something and got some professional photographs done also. That probably best explains why they're all only from the last year.

And what about this video? Or this? [both NSFW]

From what I can gather from what Burt has said, him doing porn is a fairly new thing for him. He lists various jobs on this page that he's previously held. The list seems to line up roughly with what he's said on camera.

 

[neger psykolog]

And what about this video? Or this? [both NSFW]

From what I can gather from what Burt has said, him doing porn is a fairly new thing for him. He lists various jobs on this page that he's previously held. The list seems to line up roughly with what he's said on camera.

yeah I edited my reply because someone else pointed out that there were full on gay sex videos.

In any case it is either impressive or somewhat strange that he has managed to hold down a job and have a career. That page lists that he's a "Landlord, CEO, Millionaire". I only mention this not to shit on paranoid schizophrenics but because of sad stories like Terry A. Davis. I'm not familiar with how successful and compliant they are with treatment and holding down a job but I have heard it can be very difficult.

But if he is/was actually a "Landlord, CEO, Millionaire" it does sort of beg the question of why he is even on fishtank to begin with.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

They're trying to establish "no touching anyone else's luggage" rules. Ben completely refused to back them, saying "you guys are in charge of the house". They don't know, and there will definitely be shenanigans incoming soon.

Am I crazy, or does anyone else miss the Season 2 wardrobe? Not the specific clothes, but the idea of taking away the fish's clothes and making them use a common wardrobe.

 

[Polska krowa]

yeah I edited my reply because someone else pointed out that there were full on gay sex videos.

In any case it is either impressive or somewhat strange that he has managed to hold down a job and have a career. That page lists that he's a "Landlord, CEO, Millionaire". I only mention this not to shit on paranoid schizophrenics but because of sad stories like Terry A. Davis. I'm not familiar with how successful and compliant they are with treatment and holding down a job but I have heard it can be very difficult.

But if he is/was actually a "Landlord, CEO, Millionaire" it does sort of beg the question of why he is even on fishtank to begin with.

I think there are elements of truth to some of those descriptions. I very highly doubt he's a millionaire, however. That being said, though, he somehow manages to support himself while training to be a volunteer firefighter/rent boy. He must have money from somewhere, whether that is family or savings, I neither know, nor really care, to be honest.

He's clearly a very big gooner, as we've all seen. He's stated that he wants to raise his profile in the gay world with this appearance, so I imagine, more than anything, he wants to use this to find people to fuck, as opposed to making his millions.

 

[#FF0000]

"Simbal's Worst Character Trait?"

 

[The Vaper Friend]

Am I crazy, or does anyone else miss the Season 2 wardrobe? Not the specific clothes, but the idea of taking away the fish's clothes and making them use a common wardrobe.

I miss them having a common theme in both the interior and clothing, just made everything fit together nicely. This is just a mismatch of styles. I do wish they did maybe a 2000s look given the age of most of the contestants.