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[Aunt Carol]

I've been to private clubs that had men-only areas. They were exactly what they looked like in old movies - all carved & polished wood, leather club chairs, cigar-cutters on side tables in each cluster of seating, walls of books, low lighting, (male) servers bringing drinks (heavy on the brown liquors, natch) on silver trays, the whole bit. Absolutely gorgeous spaces. These days, many of the old ones still look the same, though less (or no, depending) smoking, but are co-ed.

Beautiful photos; thanks.

I was going to say, without having the visual aids to back it up, that this would be a positive outcome if the pooners took it up as a goal. Yes, let's endow and build old-school private clubs! If only the SuperWhoLock and teaboo Tumblr pooners could work with the ex-lesbian pooners to get this done, it'd be a net benefit for everyone.

Or join the damn Elks/Moose/Oddfellows and fundraise to remodel their existing bar. That just takes chronological adulthood, dues, a pulse, and being able to claim belief in a higher power, so you could be married to Loki on the god-plane and get in. Fraternal organizations are slowly dying; if you had a couple dozen pooners join the Elks in XYZ City, they'd have the reins of power pretty quickly.

I kind of argued myself in a circle but uhhh... hey fellow kids let's focus less on gender and more on establishing havens of velvet curtains, polished wood and aged whiskey? That works.

So the transvesigation of people who blatantly are true and honest, is actually a much longer running very particular flavour of skitzoid thing that's been going on for decades.
It's like the illuminati have this ritual of "inverting" everyone/thing, or some such nonsense.

"Transvestigation" has gone mainstream in the same way Q-Anon did, and with a lot of the same people. It used to be a certain kind of fringe weirdos, but now it's crept into Facebook-type nearly-normals, who just can't handle their schizo the same way as Internet people. I think that unless there's an obvious answer one way or another (or the person continues to be amusing), it's better not to draw out the debate here; the same way transvestigation has gone mainstream, the other flavor of normie has learned that accusing people of being transvestigators is a great way to dismiss any criticism at all of the transgender movement.

 

[Straight Crowler]

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This is as bad as the troons who think their balls smell like pussy. Or how their BO suddenly smells more feminine

 

[Bloo]

Tell me that you got molested by your father without telling me you got molested by your father.

 

[Hepativore]

Or join the damn Elks/Moose/Oddfellows and fundraise to remodel their existing bar. That just takes chronological adulthood, dues, a pulse, and being able to claim belief in a higher power, so you could be married to Loki on the god-plane and get in. Fraternal organizations are slowly dying; if you had a couple dozen pooners join the Elks in XYZ City, they'd have the reins of power pretty quickly.

Not to "But actually..." but I thought that most of these lodge clubs neither accept women, nor recognize "transmen" as being actual men?

I do know that many lodge clubs have offshoots that are for women-only, (...and only women, no men or troons) such as the Red Hats which are associated with the Freemasons, and I think there are also Women of the Elk, and Women of the Moose which are also women-only.

I am not sure if these lodge clubs differ much between the male and female chapters, and there are maybe some that are open to both men and women in the same chapter, but I do not know.

As a slight power-level, my paternal grandfather was part of the Elks, and all he and the rest of the members really did was have boring meetings which were mostly about fundraising in the local smokey VA Hall, and then sit around and drink all weekend in the open bar. However, the free pancake breakfasts that they would have from time to time that he would take me to were nice as they were open to both members as well as their families.

Spoiler: Power-level time

I like the idea of "lodge clubs" in theory, but a lot of them seem to be mostly about fundraising and paying dues for little benefit. I knew a guy who was a Freemason in college, and while he did not give away any details about what they have meetings about specifically, he did mention that fundraiser-runs are a topic that comes up a lot.

A problem I have is that I am not-religious/atheistic and a lot of these clubs have a theistic requirement. While I could fudge some sort of religion or god, it seems dishonest both to myself as well as the club to have to lie to be a member as lying kind of defeats the purpose of joining these organizations in the first place and I am very bad at lying, anyway.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I thought that most of these lodge clubs neither accept women, nor recognize "transmen" as being actual men?

I know the Elks are fully coed. Don't know any of their feelings on "transmen are men!!" but I'd think the ones who are actually gung-ho on the mystical part, like the Masons, would be the ones who'd have more of a problem with it.

That would be the best result, wouldn't it? A bunch of older pooners show up to the Moose to prove themselves/gin up a lawsuit, end up propping up the bar, serving in officer positions and coordinating the annual ARC fundraiser the year after next. Alas.

A problem I have is that I am not-religious/atheistic and a lot of these clubs have a theistic requirement.

Me too; I have that sperg where I periodically think it'd be fun to be part of an adults volunteering club with history and occasional pancakes, but I get as far as the "must lie convincingly about a higher power."

 

[Hepativore]

I know the Elks are fully coed. Don't know any of their feelings on "transmen are men!!" but I'd think the ones who are actually gung-ho on the mystical part, like the Masons, would be the ones who'd have more of a problem with it.

That would be the best result, wouldn't it? A bunch of older pooners show up to the Moose to prove themselves/gin up a lawsuit, end up propping up the bar, serving in officer positions and coordinating the annual ARC fundraiser the year after next. Alas.

Me too; I have that sperg where I periodically think it'd be fun to be part of an adults volunteering club with history and occasional pancakes, but I get as far as the "must lie convincingly about a higher power."

Did the Elks become coed fairly recently? I know that when my grandfather was a member they were separated into different men's and women's orders, and he was a member until the late-90s.

As for a lawsuit, I am not sure if anybody who wanted to challenge the membership requirements would have any legal ground to stand on, as since these are private organizations who are fully privately-funded, they are free to discriminate on any grounds that they see fit.

Were you looking to join the Red Hats yourself?

 

[Thursday]

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These have to be trolls or bots there's no possible way a human typed these out unironically.

Even if I wanted to come up with something to mock pooners, I couldn't come up with shit like this without feeling like it was too grotesquely exaggerated.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Did the Elks become coed fairly recently? I know that when my grandfather was a member they were separated into different men's and women's orders, and he was a member until the late-90s.

Wikipedia says national flipped in 1995.

It also notes that per Elks membership requirements, you must be "neither directly or indirectly participating in the activities of any group or organization, supporting or adhering to beliefs or tenets advocating the overthrow of the Government of the United States or any political subdivisions by force or violence."

So they're safe from the overly-online queers for now.

As for a lawsuit, I am not sure if anybody who wanted to challenge the membership requirements would have any legal ground to stand on, as since these are private organizations who are fully privately-funded, they are free to discriminate on any grounds that they see fit.

True; I was probably thinking more about "performative media stink."

Were you looking to join the Red Hats yourself?

...Are we talking Shriners, or the women who've completely missed the point of the poem they now officially brush under the rug? All they want is dues, and the ability to tolerate cringe.

 

[Hepativore]

...Are we talking Shriners, or the women who've completely missed the point of the poem they now officially brush under the rug? All they want is dues, and the ability to tolerate cringe.

I mean the official Red Hat Society. I am not sure what they actually do, but you at least get to wear fancy red hats and purple shawls and get quietly sauced on mimosas at their brunch meetings.

 

[Imp]

(...and only women, no men or troons) such as the Red Hats which are associated with the Freemasons

It's Order of Eastern Star and surprisingly I see that men are now eligible for membership. Years ago my mom tried to get me to do junior Eastern Star but I balked at the last minute. No regrets.

 

[Hepativore]

By the way, has the term "pooner" for an FTM caught on in the general parlance online and in real-life yet, or is it still mostly a Kiwi Farms-exclusive designation?

 

[behindyourightnow]

By the way, has the term "pooner" for an FTM caught on in the general parlance online and in real-life yet, or is it still mostly a Kiwi Farms-exclusive designation?

It seems to be used pretty generally in 4tran/TTTT spaces. 4chan-type troons have a tendency to be slightly more honest with themselves, so no one in those spaces pretends to respect pooners (including the pooners themselves)

I wouldn't be surprised if it was also common in a lot of private MtF spaces like discord servers. You often see MtFs on Twitter bringing it out as an insult as soon as an uppity transman talks back to them or gets mouthy.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Fraternal orgs used to provide on a small and local scale what gov and insurance (and social media) do now on a big and impersonal one: community, care and connections. You paid your dues and attended meetings and if you fell sick, got hurt, or died your family would not starve in isolation. Or lose the farm. Money, labor, food and care would arrive at your door. If you needed a particular tradesman, a lawyer, or a spouse for yourself or your child you could find them or a connection to them at your lodge.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

This is why I don't believe he's trans, old schools parents that were pro-trans in 2010, in Scotland? I don't buy it, all the family looks very oddish, their genetics is honestly crazy.

He is just born like that...

Scotland's been pozzed for a while. It has a lot of TERFs but that's because they have to be, they've been fighting the pro-troon establishment for a while. Basically the Scottish National Party wants to be seen as more progressive than England, so it does stupid woke shit as soon as it drops from American or French university campuses or BlackRock. It was less popular and mainstream, but there were absolutely pooners and trans kids in Scotland in 2010.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

With apologies to Little Lulu...


Oh poooooner...

Little pooner, Little pooner, a pube beard on your chin,
Always in and out of clinics, but mostly always in.
Using an Ace bandage to bind down your chest
Using lifters' steroids to beef up the rest.

Little pooner, Little pooner, there's no one quite as sly.
Doesn't matter what you're doing,
You're doing it as a guy!
Ingrown hairs, a rash, and there's a scar upon your thigh
When can we look forward to your next surprise?
What a surprise!

So, your cock looks like a turkey, it really hurts to tend,
Call the surgeon to repair it yet again.
Though you're vile
As any gooner
And you're just as sad and lame,

Little pooner, We love you-ner just the same, the same!

Little pooner , we love you-ner just the same!

 

[Plum Smuggler]

The pooner lawyer is really feeling the need for attention.

"Lesbian" or "Man", I have a feeling there will not be a penis involved.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

The pooner lawyer is really feeling the need for attention.
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"Lesbian" or "Man", I have a feeling there will not be a penis involved.

She looks so damn miserable. Like she is about to burst into a panic attack

 

[Candidate No 7]

Never seen a photo of this person without that psychotic stare. Actually she must be on something else than T to have pupils like that.

 

[batteredpancakes]

"Lesbian" or "Man", I have a feeling there will not be a penis involved.

Gonna politely disagree with you on this. She's clearly a fake lesbian who only became one because she was uncomfortable being the "woman" in a relationship due to sexual trauma. Now that she's a "man" she's comfortable enough to be sexually intimate with men as she's feels like an equal not a preyed-upon woman. Bonus points for still being 'bi' so she can keep a rebellious not-straight sexuality.

She was never gay. Just a traumatized woman who wants sexual control. I see it all the time.

Some of them do wise up after a few hookups with real men to find that they are still seen as woman. They will often progress into T4T relationships if that happens.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

So, in response to the Ben Shapiro JonTron pooner getting lambasted across the net, leftists have been posting this to try and say all pooners are indistinguishable from men:

The left then continued to prove the point that they can't meme by posting this drawn version:

Can someone PLEASE redraw that pic with pooners?????