Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%

  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%

  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.2%

  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%

  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 68 10.1%

  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%
  • Total voters
    670
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Balldo is looking more like a ghoul with each passing day. Blud won't even need to wear a costume for Halloween at this point with a face like that.
 
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We have confirmation that Nick in DM’s admitted to going to Hedo. He admitted to talking to black Mandingo’s at a sex resort about Anime in DM’s (what a fucking nerd). He supposedly paid $1000 dollars to a pregnant stripper at this resort through Romaine and Energii_King.

Highlight Kaela’s post. We have full felt, I repeat full felt.
 
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Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears said:
I can’t tell, is he saying he paid for this exotic dancer’s baby appointments because she was getting fired, or did Nick “Trad Dad” Rekieta pay for her abortion so she WOULDN’T get fired? Am I going crazy?

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I think the funniest way to take this is imagining Nick has a 6th, half-black, child running around Jamaica right now.
 
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"Look, a lot of people have been "trolling" me and there is trolling, and then there's the repeated implications that I'm cheating on my wife or that she is a whore, or that we're in some sort of cuckold relationship."

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The date on that message was June 2023. Full Balldo denial on all sexual topics was still in effect then. He was still a trad christian dad exploring his sexuality with his wife in celebration of their monogamy to keep his marriage fresh. Even though its right to conclude now that he was almost certainly a heavy coke user by then and if Camelot is to be believed was also doing prostitutes.
 
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Strix454 said:
That story didn't make things better Nick. You would have looked better if you admitted to sex with the dancers.
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That story didn’t make any sense whatsoever.

They heard she got pregnant when they got back home? How? Why not ask the person they heard it from?

(And why tf would you support a shitty place like that with your business?!)

Or they heard it while they were at the resort, and only weeks later, when they were back home, decided to try and help?!

Very strange.
 
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Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears said:
I can’t tell, is he saying he paid for this exotic dancer’s baby appointments because she was getting fired, or did Nick “Trad Dad” Rekieta pay for her abortion so she WOULDN’T get fired? Am I going crazy?

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Why did they have contact details for the male dancers and not the pregnant female dancer? Hmmm

We knew Nick going after Elissa wouldn't end well, but who would have predicted this?
 
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Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears said:
I can’t tell, is he saying he paid for this exotic dancer’s baby appointments because she was getting fired, or did Nick “Trad Dad” Rekieta pay for her abortion so she WOULDN’T get fired? Am I going crazy?

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Crackets really wanted to re-enact the abortion plot line from dirty dancing :story:
 
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Kalea said:
Hello my fellow farmers. 🧛‍♀️
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Why is it that every time I am going to sleep something big drops on the Balldosphere? :lossmanjack:
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Context for his first message: I trolled his locals chat big time and they all cried to Nick.
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"People decided I was trying to have sex with fans..." he says that as if this clip did no exist! :story:
Bonus mandy song.
 
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If the attempt to retroactively make boundaries around information he himself released wasn’t already womanly behavior, the attempt to redirect further discussion by accusing the other person of not caring about his feelings is. The best evidence that Kayla wasn’t cucking him in Jamaica or with Aaron is that he’s clearly such a demonstrable faggot here that it could only have been Nick sucking cock this entire time.
 
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