Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Amber talking about her fictional sex life will always remind me of that "40 Year Old Virgin" scene.
"Oh yes, I do a sex all the time, just grab her boobs and feel them like bags full of sand"

Sure you do gourly slop, get back to eating. I wanna see if they use dynamite on your whale carcass, would make for one hell of a new years firework!
 
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Boolean Bitch said:
Crazy theory about the apartment - do you think that Amber's canceled her monthly lease on the place, but will give her audience some stupid bullshit story about something happening to the unit, so she can't go back to it? Remember all of her vlogs about fire alarms? You think she'll make up a story that while she was with Slommus, an adjacent unit caught fire and her unit was damaged from the fire. And they've offered her another unit, but her ANGZITE just won't let her live there anymore? Or maybe a flood. Or maybe RADON, I don't know. I mean, she has to come up with SOMETHING to fill her vlogs with.
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I dont know where the monthly lease thing is, maybe her place offers that idk but if shes renting monthly shes 100% trying to smooth everything over with slommy and manipulate her into letting amber do what amber does best- Just moving in.

They get along so well, look amber is blissfully happy and laughing uncontrollably, they fuck all the time and amber hasnt had any issues (bpd, obcd, gerd, cptsd, ocd, anxiety or panic attacks) so it means this relationship is good, its fine, and the pets are already there so its basically a done deal.

If amber is still hanging onto the apartment and not vlogging and it truly isnt a strike (i think its a couple strikes from youtube) its just amber holding all her nastyness in so when emily agrees she can get her shit down there and move in officially then start the pillow mountain poop bun eras all over again. Youtube is important but having a girlfriend/caretaker is importanterer.
 
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Behelit Boy xddxxddd said:
Dusty has the potential to get bigger than Big Al. She easily gains 50 pounds a year with no end in sight while Big Al is mere months away from the bed bound to organ failure fun slide.
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If I were Destiny , and if she wasn't already married now, i would stop dating huge women! I think she gains along with them and that's the problem or at least part of the problem. She needs a more normal weight woman to help her stay at a closer to normal weight . She might be attractive to big but it's slowly killing her ...
 
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QueenCeeSmoo said:
If I were Destiny , and if she wasn't already married now, i would stop dating huge women! I think she gains along with them and that's the problem or at least part of the problem. She needs a more normal weight woman to help her stay at a closer to normal weight . She might be attractive to big but it's slowly killing her ...
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This is implying that any woman that isn’t a desperate land whale who has little to no other options would date Dunceity.
Even when she was a smallfat in the Amber era she was still horrific.
She has FAS features that make her look like someone punched her.
She has poor fashion sense even for a backwoods hick lesbian and looks like she has poor hygiene, especially dental.
She is relatively low-IQ as displayed by her “humor” when she appeared in Amber’s videos.
Density was hit with the ugly stick in more ways than one. She’s lucky someone stuck around, as is her car-sized wife Lexus. They are two peas in a very large pod.
 
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QueenCeeSmoo said:
If I were Destiny , and if she wasn't already married now, i would stop dating huge women! I think she gains along with them and that's the problem or at least part of the problem. She needs a more normal weight woman to help her stay at a closer to normal weight . She might be attractive to big but it's slowly killing her ...
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When have we ever seen Destiny "close to a normal weight"? (She's maybe 5 foot tall and has always been well over 200 pounds) She's capable of not eating herself to death but has decided to do just that. No human-sized women can change that by just being human-sized. She's as mentally fucked as everyone else in this shit show. It isn't who she's with. It's who she is and she is an absolutely retarded, fat, garbage person.
 
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pippeyyy said:
When have we ever seen Destiny "close to a normal weight"? (She's maybe 5 foot tall and has always been well over 200 pounds)
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Not always. When she was a teenager, she looked much more ... normal. She was an actual typical-sized teenage girl and not a grossly obese sloth with Down syndrome. There's a pic somewhere in the Amber threads, but damned if I can find it at the moment.
 
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Even more 8008135 said:
Not always. When she was a teenager, she looked much more ... normal. She was an actual typical-sized teenage girl and not a grossly obese sloth with Down syndrome. There's a pic somewhere in the Amber threads, but damned if I can find it at the moment.
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Yeahhhhh nooooo….
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Even more 8008135 said:
It's not that one, there's another one that's less ... grotesque. I mean, she's ways been odd looking due to the FAS, but it's less obvious. I dunno, it's been a long time since that pic made the rounds, maybe my memory is being too favorable.
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Any of these tickle your pickle?
I’m still trying to find a picture where she doesn’t look like a sped, at any age.
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Included in there is her standing next to who I believe is her sister whose mom clearly learned a lesson about drinking while pregnant the first time around.
Edit: typing words with long nails hard.
 
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LightEmittingDiode said:
Any of these tickle your pickle?
I’m still trying to find a picture where she doesn’t look like a sped, at any age.
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Included in there is her standing next to who I believe is her sister whose mom clearly learned a lesson about drinking while pregnant the first time around.
Edit: typing words with long nails hard.
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Thank you, it was the first one I was thinking of.

And yes, my memory was definitely being generous. Oof.
 
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Even more 8008135 said:
Thank you, it was the first one I was thinking of.

And yes, my memory was definitely being generous. Oof.
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To be fair she is unfortunate looking, heavy or not. But the massive weight gain took her from “awkwardly bad-looking” to “what the fuck is that”.
 
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