Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Annealing Crater]

Amazing.

In a failed attempt to claw back some control after watching our wife get double-teamed by the Jamaican Bullsled team, Nick raw-dogged an island prostitute with his broken balldo dick only to get hit with the pregnancy scam.

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

Let's not kid ourselves here. Nick saying that he and Kayla didn't fuck anyone at Hedonism isn't one of his little half-truths. It's not one of his lies through omission. It's a flat-out, full throated, bald faced LIE.

Saying you went to a swinger's event and didn't engage in swinging is like saying you went to an ice cream convention and didn't eat any ice cream. Then why the fuck did you go? To see the sights? "Oh wow Kayla, look at that guy's dick! Look over there, nice pair of tits on that lady!" Fuck right off with that bullshit, Rackets.

I could easily see him saying that she didn't FUCK anyone
...but she did in fact suck dick, or do something that doesn't qualify as "fucking" in the cracket brain. I can see someone fucking his wife in the ass and him going "erm akshually no dick was in my wife's vagina so I'm not in fact a cuck because I didn't watch my wife get fucked"

 

[Kheapathic]

Fellas, is it gay to discuss anime and cooking with my wife's bulls while they're rawdogging her?

He pulled an End of Evangelion Shinji, while his wife (Asuka) laid in bed, comatose, from the BBC.

 

[TurdThrower]

He said they didn't fuck any dancers. Which means they fucked people that weren't dancers. Or they fucked dancers because Nick lies.

Later in their conversation he said "We didn't get fucked, by the way. That's all in your gay fantasies." which I took as him outright saying (and lying) about not having anything go down.

 

[RotPockets]

So, they did not only fuck the two nice Jamaicans, he also paid the abortion of a female dancer out of the kindness of his heart. What a champ! I´m pretty lax on abortion but I´m glad he is such a champion for the cause he even financed someone to murder a baby so she could pursue her life dream of being a dancer on a swinger resort.

Again, what a champ!

Edit: could we add Planned Parenthood activist to the thread head?

Nick "I only hire black male prostitutes to talk about anime and cooking" Rekieta

There are only 2 potential scenarios for him to pay $1000 to 2 black male prostitutes and a black (female?) stripper.

1. Nick paid 2 black male prostitutes $1000 to fuck Kayla while he watched.
2. 2 black male prostitutes fucked Kayla while Nick was permitted to raw dog a black stripper and got shaken down for $1000 for an “abortion”.

Either way Nick Rekieta paid $1000 for Kayla to get spit-roasted by niggers at Hedonism II during Queen of Spades Week.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

He pulled an End of Evangelion Shinji, while his wife (Asuka) laid in bed, comatose, from the BBC.

I thought he did that to the hooker he inevitably put into a coma due to being lackluster in bed without his trusty balldo to give her some feeling.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

I honestly could believe they only went to a nudist resort and Nick only followed a bunch of black guys because HE IS GAY AND LIKES BBC.

Fixed it.

 

[Annealing Crater]

As an aside, Nicholas, since we know you read here. Per your own words; you had underwear parties with cheer leaders in college, yet were a virgin when you were married. You also went to a sex island, and didn't fuck anyone. Is this what cool and fun guys do? You spend time and money to not get people to touch your dick? What sort of fucking cuck retard are you?

Just a small correction (IIRC, it’s been a long time) Nick had underwear parties with the other loser nerd guys in his dorm and invited the cheer leaders but they did not attend.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I really do think it was a pregnancy scam that was run on them (in addition to a train on Kayla). At least I hope it is. I really, really hope it is.

Even Ethan Ralph hasn't killed a child yet.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Sean supposedly said this could help Aaron’s case because some of the shit he said to Kaela.

Fucking imagine. Imagine if Aaron’s gets loose because of Nick getting angry in DM’s.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

What kind of CSI Miami bullshit is that? You mean to tell me that the only reason that he was in that place for a long time was to help a dancer to still get her job because she was pregnant.

He seriously expects me to believe that?

 

[HarveySperg41]

Fuck PPP’s cracking me up tonight

 

[Judex Meus]

R.I.P. my lil nigga Nick'wan

"Nick'wan" almost sounds identical to "Nig'wan" and I'm 100% stealing that as a generic black guy name when I need to think of one, like of "Dequarious" and "Jaquan"

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

Stalker prude incel nerd child, WE didn't fuck anyone in Hedo as WE were the ones getting balldo'd.
And Jamal and Jordain are both GREAT cooks, you'd know this if you ever got out of your mom's Floridian basement and had FUN every once in a while.
Enjoy crack, nerd dork.

 

[EggImpregnator]

This dude is gonna kill himself tonight. How much more can one nigga get felted and not want to end it all. Paying a Jamaican hooker for an abortion. This is getting into ralph territory.

 

[Desktop User2]

he was in that place for a long time was to help a dancer to still get her job because she was pregnant.

No, that´s his excuse to follow the two Jamaicans that totally didn´t demolish them.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

This dude is gonna kill himself tonight. How much more can one nigga get felted and not want to end it all. Paying a Jamaican hooker for an abortion. This is getting into ralph territory.

He's still in denial and likes huffing his farts too much to do it.
He actually believes he can convince people he isn't as terrible as he's been.

 

[Chode]

Let's not kid ourselves here. Nick saying that he and Kayla didn't fuck anyone at Hedonism isn't one of his little half-truths. It's not one of his lies through omission. It's a flat-out, full throated, bald faced LIE.

Saying you went to a swinger's event and didn't engage in swinging is like saying you went to an ice cream convention and didn't eat any ice cream. Then why the fuck did you go? To see the sights? "Oh wow Kayla, look at that guy's dick! Look over there, nice pair of tits on that lady!" Fuck right off with that bullshit, Rackets.

"We didn't get fucked"
"Kayla and I did not fuck any Jamaican dancers"

Didn't say "we did not have sex with other people"/"sex outside the marriage"/"did not swing."

So Nick fucked a resort visitor while Kayla got fucked by a resort visitor.

Or more likely, Nick got fucked by a waiter while Kayla watched.

 

[TexOffender]

Threads speeding up. Are "medical expenses" for the dancer to get a Nick approved abortion?

This dude is gonna kill himself tonight. How much more can one nigga get felted and not want to end it all. Paying a Jamaican hooker for an abortion. This is getting into ralph territory.

Narcissists never kill themselves. He'll have another series of rage posts on xitter soon.

 

[Irony Deficiency]

You know, rather than cope and seethe, you’d think that a better course of action would be to apologize to people like “John” as well as the audience in general, admit you’re a very flawed human being, and try to rebuild your career through putting in the work: REGULAR streams (legal show, not degenerate coom streams.)

(And settle his retarded lawsuit and publicly apologize to Monty.)

Maybe a small percentage of his old audience would find it in their hearts to ignore the past two years, and would enjoy his show again.

Then Nick could walk a little prouder, knowing that he’s not just a drug addled cuck, but makes a living and provides for his family.

Then again, maybe I’m just a nerd who doesn’t understand how awesome it is to send 10$ superchats to gross pedophiles like Melton on the regular, and how awesome it is never to have to admit you’re wrong.

But his legal analysis is shit and has always been shit. His instincts, discernment and radar for the truth has always been completely and unutterably broken. Crucially, he knows this. He’s been exposed as a fraud on every level so he knows he can’t even deliver legal streams with any authenticity anymore even if he does them on the regular.

I hope he reads this forum and these words. He needs to dip from the internet totally and dry himself out. Get counseling for his obvious issues and learn better coping mechanisms. Get a stipend from mom and dad to help keep him and his family afloat. Focus on his marriage, focus on his kids and repair his relationships-the ones that matter. And for God sake stop talking to strangers who don’t give a damn if you die tomorrow-in fact they will make it content.

Repair your life, Nick. It’s still not too late.