Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Obnoxious Asshole]

"Nick'wan" almost sounds identical to "Nig'wan" and I'm 100% stealing that as a generic black guy name when I need to think of one, like of "Dequarious" and "Jaquan"

“Lil’ Nickka” came to mind, but “Nick’wan” is divinely inspired. I’m stealing it too.

 

[WatterBottle]

The casino is going to be non stopped clipped for the content tonight. Amazing job Nick!

 

[DickMain]

The date on that message was June 2023. Full Balldo denial on all sexual topics was still in effect then. He was still a trad christian dad exploring his sexuality with his wife in celebration of their monogamy to keep his marriage fresh. Even though its right to conclude now that he was almost certainly a heavy coke user by then and if Camelot is to be believed was also doing prostitutes.

That definitely went over my head, thanks.

Nick, this is the part where you say "yeah my wife and I didn't start cheating on each other and fucking other men until later" and own me like the NERD I am

 

[thebigdream]

Let's not kid ourselves here. Nick saying that he and Kayla didn't fuck anyone at Hedonism isn't one of his little half-truths. It's not one of his lies through omission. It's a flat-out, full throated, bald faced LIE.

Saying you went to a swinger's event and didn't engage in swinging is like saying you went to an ice cream convention and didn't eat any ice cream. Then why the fuck did you go? To see the sights? "Oh wow Kayla, look at that guy's dick! Look over there, nice pair of tits on that lady!" Fuck right off with that bullshit, Rackets.

Like all of Nick's lies, it is possible that one could go to Hedonism and not get railed from behind by Romaine. Any of us could theoretically go there and sit in our hotel room watching Fraser reruns, avoiding all the fun festivities. But in actuality? Come on dawg. I guarantee you that 100% of the people who go want the chocolatey Jamaican cawk. Otherwise you'd just...go somewhere else like a normal person.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

I can’t tell, is he saying he paid for this exotic dancer’s baby appointments because she was getting fired, or did Nick “Trad Dad” Rekieta pay for her abortion so she WOULDN’T get fired? Am I going crazy?

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That didn't even click for me as I read it but if any of that is true that's pretty much the only thing it could be for.

 

[repentance]

Will someone be going to Kayla’s hearing tomorrow to see if Nick is hungover or still ass blasted drunk If he shows up? I imagine he is going to be hitting the bottle hard tonigh.

Kayla's hearing already happened and the judge has taken the motion under advisement.

April's hearing is tomorrow by Zoom.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Is this why the family bracelet is “complicated” and “private”? One of beads on the bracelet represents his aborted half Jamaican baby? Is it the brown one?

 

[AltisticRight]

And if you don't want that kind of hassle just publicly explain why you won't be clipping any more and people will be fucking enraged. Someone and probably multiple someones will go out of their way to clip the fuck out of this copyright cuck piece of subhuman garbage.

The skelly menace who claimed a YouTube added transparent GUI overlay is sufficient for the upload to be distinct is now trying to strike clip channels because he's a retarded demented skelly freak that's scared and whipped. What a bitch.

Literally Who?

A gayopping faggot who came back under the sock account @Zelensky the Nazi only to be exposed because both this sock and Spectre_06 liked Stouffer's microwaved gross macaroni and cheese. I kid you not.

As for the gay shit that went on from both sides, it's filled with headaches and frustration, I'm well over it now. All the parties involved have buried the gay hatchet and long moved on from it.

Temu Vito

If you're calling him discount Vito, you couldn't be more wrong. This guy is worse than Vaedophile. Vito never had AI TTS of children to do sex roleplay with and never proclaimed that he will rape specific, existing children. He also didn't turn photos of children he scouted online into PNG exploitables to use as thumbnails. This fat freak makes Vaedophile look like an episode of Sesame Street.

"We're still quite married" carries as much weight as "those drugs weren't mine", "I'm monogamous", and "my kids weren't neglected"

Quite married, so less than just married.
Yeah, something happened.
He said said he doesn't really meet Ape which means he still meets her but not as often as the past. This faggot skelly really loves to play gay word games.

2ND EDIT: Brianna Wu responds

His (Balldo) comebacks are so weak and pathetic. Brianna Wu basically bodied him.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

No, that´s his excuse to follow the two Jamaicans that totally didn´t demolish them.

That's even more of a pathetic excuse to lie! He says this to totally demonstrate that his ass was NOT getting more traffic than the I-75?

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

So hold on. The guy that calls everyone he doesn't like NERDS, says that he talked to exotic male dancers in Jamaica about anime and cooking ramen.

I don't know if I have ever read anything more NERDY and GAY in my entire life.

 

[Desktop User2]

Gotta say, a swinging Jamaican colony is a wild place to host an anime convention!

Also, the Prom King nerd calling followed by a string of messages revealing he talked about anime with the Jamaicans railing Kayla is the best thing ever.

 

[where's baldo]

abortion is illegal in jamaica, so apparently coat hanger operators cost $1000 there.

 

[TheSoutherStar]

rip lil' nigg rekieta

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Has Rickiets ever said his opinion on condoms?

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Has Rickiets ever said his opinion on condoms?

He hates them (shocker).

 

[TexOffender]

Has Rickiets ever said his opinion on condoms?

He said they're too big for him.

 

[Not Who You Think]

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The dancer Nick is referring to is most likely Laverne. She was their favorite.

Even if it isn't, Laverne was touchy and flirty with Nick by his own admission and was also staff at Hedonism II. Yet Nick includes the idea that staff would get fired for touching guests as a defense:



In the clip below, Nick does state that Laverne could have gotten fired for that, but it obviously didn't stop her from getting "handsy" with him and both Nick (and Kayla) seemed to enjoy the experience thoroughly.

Clip From Longer Post: Laverne Gets Handsy with Nick

Check out the full post if you want some more details on Nick, Kayla, and Laverne.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Hell hath no fury like a janny scorned.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

As an aside, Nicholas, since we know you read here. Per your own words; you had underwear parties with cheer leaders in college, yet were a virgin when you were married. You also went to a sex island, and didn't fuck anyone. Is this what cool and fun guys do? You spend time and money to not get people to touch your dick? You then bitch about Swedish Incel Prudes? What sort of fucking cuck retard are you? You sit in the corner and let your wife get railed, unable to perform, just Cool Guy™ shit.

Letting complete strangers fuck your wife is the cool thing to do - Jack Murphy told him so.
Monogamy is for NERDS.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

If there was ever a time to crack open a bottle and stream to set the nerds straight Nick, it's now. Do it. What could possibly go wrong.