Off-Topic Death Fat Death Pool - The Kentucky Fried Derby

[The Queen of Autists]

I know some SE Asia countries "rent out" burial places (not sure if Thai) but if she dies in Thailand that might be an ideal case. Her body stored into a double wide cement hole for a few months until lease is up/someone cares to get some extra duty trash bags and scoop out all that fat goop and claim her

I think @supremeautismo meant to hit the informative button which is right above the powerlevel button

 

[Pedophobe]

As previously mentioned, Chantal in September 2024. Some time between 9/07 and 9/24.

I submit I was wrong. The bitch persists.

 

[supremeautismo]

I think @supremeautismo meant to hit the informative button which is right above the powerlevel button

The TMI was accurate; I didn’t need to know that shit. Deathfattery is horrific in all countries, even the shitlord ones. Just as horrendous as the SRS nightmares thread, but far more common worldwide.

Fat: Not even once

 

[TEA 3HF]

I voted Glitter and Lasers and I am sticking to it, but damn the Chins is pulling ahead.

 

[GenociderSyo]

I voted Glitter and Lasers and I am sticking to it, but damn the Chins is pulling ahead.

Wait until Evie thread drops. She's refusing to listen to her doctor when he prescribed positive pressure ventilation during the day and night since her lungs have gone to shit. She requires 2 large oxygen cannisters on wheelie carts to go out for a short doctor's appointment she's so oxygen deprived.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Wait until Evie thread drops. She's refusing to listen to her doctor when he prescribed positive pressure ventilation during the day and night since her lungs have gone to shit. She requires 2 large oxygen cannisters on wheelie carts to go out for a short doctor's appointment she's so oxygen deprived.

I'm still thinking Sara will be next, sudden heartsplosion or respiratory...something in the middle of the day.

 

[Cherry Pie]

Chins is pulling ahead.

I keep getting my hopes up every time I see this thread has new posts, but alas, it never comes.

 

[PigFarm]

Evie needs to be added to the poll

 

[Miltank]

Evie needs to be added to the poll

She’ll probably die before she can even be added

 

[2020chan]

I had Tammy as my pick for quite a few years, but she actually lost a lot of weight since then.
Chantal has not been looking good lately, and seeing that she's in the lead with 40.5%, she is the clear favorite for this pool.
But, Amberlynn getting with this Tommy/Emily/Grim Feeder chick is going to give her an edge over the others. She's gotten pretty large over the last few months, well, larger than usual.

Officially switching my vote to ALR.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I had Tammy as my pick for quite a few years, but she actually lost a lot of weight since then.
Chantal has not been looking good lately, and seeing that she's in the lead with 40.5%, she is the clear favorite for this pool.
But, Amberlynn getting with this Tommy/Emily/Grim Feeder chick is going to give her an edge over the others. She's gotten pretty large over the last few months, well, larger than usual.

Officially switching my vote to ALR.

That Evie woman is the (literal) biggest cow on the whole site and I don't know why anyone thinks ALR or Chantal look sicker than her. Evie and Julianna look like they are dying right this second, and are both too big for us to notice if they've gotten any bigger the way we can with ALR. I'm surprised Sara's alive but Evie may beat her to the graveyard.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Yeah, my money is on either J or Evie, with Evie slightly in the lead.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I’ve been on J for a long time, but now Evie requires supplemental oxygen 24/7, and isn’t compliant, she’s got to move to the top of the list.

 

[stupid frog]

Evie is also older than J, she's cooked.

 

[glass_houses]

I wouldn't be surprised if Anna gets herself killed soon by being drunk and stupid. She's getting more and more desperate and manic, and the quacks she's seeking validation and attention from are getting shadier and shadier.

 

[katiB]

Can you imagine if Anna (or any other Deathfat) had a mid-air emergency while flying? How would they even get the body off the airplane?

I wouldn't be surprised if Anna gets herself killed soon by being drunk and stupid. She's getting more and more desperate and manic, and the quacks she's seeking validation and attention from are getting shadier and shadier.

 

[Cherry Pie]

I’ve been on J for a long time, but now Evie requires supplemental oxygen 24/7, and isn’t compliant, she’s got to move to the top of the list.

I dunno, my dad made it 4 years on 24/7 supplemental oxygen, all while being noncompliant. That included smoking 2 packs a day, refusing to go to his thrice weekly dialysis appointments, and ending up in the ER with a SpO2 of 80% on multiple occasions. He was also 79. Not trying to be sour grapes, I'm just saying Evie is a hell of a lot younger and anything can happen in that time.

I'm still gunning for Chantal, but I fully admit it's mostly wishful thinking. Even so, she's the fat horse I'm betting on.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I dunno, my dad made it 4 years on 24/7 supplemental oxygen, all while being noncompliant. That included smoking 2 packs a day, refusing to go to his thrice weekly dialysis appointments, and ending up in the ER with a SpO2 of 80% on multiple occasions. He was also 79. Not trying to be sour grapes, I'm just saying Evie is a hell of a lot younger and anything can happen in that time.

But was he also a 500lb immobile deathfat? There are always outliers, but I seriously doubt Evie will be one of them.

 

[Cherry Pie]

But was he also a 500lb immobile deathfat? There are always outliers, but I seriously doubt Evie will be one of them.

Quiet, you. Just let me have this. C'mon Chinny, go have another hubcap of rice!

 

[I call shenanigans]

Quiet, you. Just let me have this. C'mon Chinny, go have another hubcap of rice!

Sorry, can’t!

Spoiler: PL

My hubby was 6 months non-compliant on supplemental oxygen, 60 years old and normal BMI, when he died. That was 8 years ago and I still can’t forgive him.