Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Room Temp Shrimp]

Run pregnancy schemes on clueless whitebread ass niggas?

Probably. Here's an random picture I found picking through Hedonism II traveler posts.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I wonder how many times this batch of Jamaicans pulled this exact scam on dumb white people.

I'm imagining the "Look, abortion is illegal here, but for $1000 USD, CASH- we can get her a day after pill."

 

[AnOminous]

I'm imagining the "Look, abortion is illegal here, but for $1000 USD, CASH- we can get her a day after pill."

It's so ridiculous and pathetic, and the guy who falls for this transparently obvious shit is the one calling you a nerd.

LMAO!

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I don't remember who he was talking with, but there's a stream where he was explaining it and talked about a scene, and his expressions when talking about it were... he was obviously into it.

Ah yes, the Fire Poker scene. Truly, Nick is a man of culture like myself. To be honest though, the Princess 100% deserved the fire poker.

There are only 2 potential scenarios for him to pay $1000 to 2 black male prostitutes and a black (female?) stripper.

1. Nick paid 2 black male prostitutes $1000 to fuck Kayla while he watched.
2. 2 black male prostitutes fucked Kayla while Nick was permitted to raw dog a black stripper and got shaken down for $1000 for an “abortion”.

Either way Nick Rekieta paid $1000 for Kayla to get spit-roasted by niggers at Hedonism II during Queen of Spades Week.

It sounds like #2. He definitely raw dogged the stripper and they came for abortion money. Or it was a scam. Which is absolutely hilarious. I honestly can't tell what's funnier. Nick knocking up a black hooker at a Jamaican swinging resort, or Nick getting tricked into paying some Jamaican Princess $1000 for an abortion because he has total heckin' white guilt. It's hard to tell which of these two stories makes him more cuckolded. I prefer to take him at his word though, so Nick is now forever a White Guilt Enthusiast who sucks and worships Jamaican Nigger Dick.

I guess the only thing left to say is....How embarrassing.

 

[Train Operator]

While I am not a chistian myself, Glenn Beck often says

so you're quoting another Non-Christian then. lol

Edit: Mormons aren't Christians. cope and seethe polygamists. Joseph Smith was a degenerate conman who is burning in hell forever where all wannabe "gods" fucking belong.

 

[Desktop User2]

Sadly, I'm tempted to lean more towards abortion, given how much of the whole "Trad Dad" image has proven to be a farce and what a complete libertine hedonist he's proven to be.

"Manage it discreetly" is the most obvious and common abortion reference ever.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Rekieta taunted his deity and I think the deity is making it clear that he won't be having that shit.

So much for Jesus being "just a guy."
Dads tend to not like it when people talk shit about their kids.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

'Our bodies are like our temples'

If they were Aztec and you had $1,000 to bribe the priests. :V

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

What page was the timeline on? I wanna look something up.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Well, Rackets certainly showed those Scandi prudes! This is going to be all over Spicer by the morning news. I think that whole property is going to be priced to move very soon. There is no possible way he thinks this will blow over socially.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

He’s such a fucking nerd. He’s the most obvious mark. I would actually get angry if a used car salesman didn’t fuck him over on a deal. He probably buys the extended warranty (probably needs it with how he wrecked the Mustang).

Imagine falling for a Nigerian Jamaican scam!

 

[AnOminous]

So much for Jesus being "just a guy."
Dads tend to not like it when people talk shit about their kids.

Remember, when anyone ever asks "What Would Jesus Do," the possibilities include flipping over tables and chasing people around whipping them with a horsewhip.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

What page was the timeline on? I wanna look something up.

There were some revision posts afterwards but the original is here.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

There were some revision posts afterwards but the original is here.

Thank You.

The worst day happened before Hedonism 2 so it can't be that he paid to abort a Hooker Baby.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Thank You.

The worst day happened before Hedonism 2 so it can't be that he paid to abort a Hooker Baby.

Damn, killing Nick’wan broke him. Warski W. EDIT: Andy snuffed out Jr. and never looked back.

 

[McMitch]

Thank You.

The worst day happened before Hedonism 2 so it can't be that he paid to abort a Hooker Baby.

I’m convinced now that Rekeita’s worst day was an attempted intervention to his burgeoning drug addiction.

 

[Harm]

The funniest unexplored possibility is that these black sex workers are scamming Nick out of $1,000 with some bullshit story about a pregnant female sex worker who will surely be fired unless she gets $1,000 to abort a baby (bonus points if they convince Nick it's his). Bitch is probably either infertile or on birth control.

 

[Gorton Colu]

The funniest unexplored possibility is that these black sex workers are scamming Nick out of $1,000 with some bullshit story about a pregnant sex worker who will surely be fired unless she gets $1,000 to abort a baby (bonus points if they convince Nick it's his). Bitch is probably either infertile or on birth control.

This was my thought as well. Nick is an obvious mark. Stoke his ego and take his money.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

The funniest unexplored possibility is that these black sex workers are scamming Nick out of $1,000 with some bullshit story about a pregnant female sex worker who will surely be fired unless she gets $1,000 to abort a baby (bonus points if they convince Nick it's his). Bitch is probably either infertile or on birth control.

PPP did a great rendition of Nick surrounded by the bulls “convincing” Nick to “do the right thing.” It’s kino

 

[dingusmcbingus]

Theres a timeline somewhere out there where the black hooker didn't abort, and Nick is forced to run around Minnesota with some ugly half nigger baby while desperately trying to swing with other couples. lmao

That's just half the city of Minneapolis. The other half is the half-black kids shooting each other.