Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Jack "proves" (not really) that Apple Intelligence runs all on remote servers and they are just tricking you into buying a iPhone 16 for it's 'AI chip'. Good job, Jack, the $800 dollars saved will buy you another grill.

This is maybe his worst/most hilarious intro yet

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This is maybe his worst/most hilarious intro yet

“What up, Tech Nation?”

He is SO BAD at branding.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Part of me feels he is trying to say that given the electric vehicle and political remark. Politics carries with it brand favoritism in his mind. Part of me also thinks it isn't solely a political statement, more that he is trying to make a broader boast that he has this great ability to read people and be able to determine so many things by analyzing how they speak along with what they say.

The electric vehicle I can almost understand if it wasn't for the fact the biggest EV maker out there is Tesla and how Elon Musk is 100% for Trump. You'd think that Fatty would be all for Tesla because of that.

But again half the time I feel we need a Mushbrain to English dictionary to understand what he's trying to say. I mean any faggot that can't figure out Siri needs access to teh intarwebs to find out stuff is an idiot.

 

[BigTsBull]

Jack is going to take up arm s
against Antifa.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Jack will ascend to the ultimate american stereotype

 

[AltisticRight]

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What is he even trying to say here? It's hilarious how much this retard shills for Apple even though he bitches about them to no end.

That's fucking retarded and Jack is niggercattle.
I miss it when environment shit was neither left nor right. Now it's to the extreme on both sides. What a gay world, and it's because idiot two-digit IQ havers like Jack exists. That's an exaggeration because Scalfatty is less intelligent than a paramecium. Isn't the CEO of the biggest EV manufacturer an orange donor? Retard.
Almost all of my leftoid friends use Apple junk. Rightoid ones are a mix. Scalfatty is a dunce.

Jack is going to take up arm s
against Antifa.

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How is he feasibly and logistically going to load guns? His arm doesn't even work. If he somehow achieves such a feat, he should just do some tard-brain sashimi.

 

[p1138]

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a bottle of what? Fatty supposedly doesn't drink.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

a bottle of what? Fatty supposedly doesn't drink.

Ranch dressing.

 

[lindsayfan]

he literally couldn't open a bottle nor load a gun. these are things he's physically incapable of.
there's a lot of larping on the internet but jack is in a class all his own.

"when trump wins i'm going to applaud, play piano, shoot a bow & arrow, climb up a rope, run around the block, tie my own shoelaces, do a handstand, use a fork and knife" etc

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

If Trump loses he'll definitely pop a blood vessel. Even if you're a staunch Republican there's an upside no matter the outcome of the election.

Hell, that'll probably happen if Trump wins too so also works for Democrats.

We can bridge the partisan divide, starting with our shared loathing for Jack Russell Scalfani.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This. BITCH.



In response to this, which Jack considers unimpeachable logic:

 

[Gentlebastard]

I wonder how bad (the liquified and calcified remains of) his brain would implode if he tried to use a Linux machine. Doesn't even need to be something like Arch; I'd bet he'd get stumped and angy on a simple, user friendly distro like Mint or Ubuntu. 10 bucks says someone could convince him that the terminal is the hacking program and running

sudo rm -rf /*

would delete woke movies from Netflix or something equally stupid.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

If Trump loses he'll definitely pop a blood vessel. Even if you're a staunch Republican there's an upside no matter the outcome of the election.

Hell, that'll probably happen if Trump wins too so also works for Democrats.

We can bridge the partisan divide, starting with our shared loathing for Jack Russell Scalfani.

I hope if Trump loses Jack makes a video of himself crying about the end times like this lady did in 2020

 

[Falcon Sebben]

This. BITCH.

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In response to this, which Jack considers unimpeachable logic:

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So he doesn't see that that's why he got fat in the first place... and then refuses to get a shot to lose weight because that's not how he got fat?

The sheer STUPID from this man actually hurts at times.

 

[LaxerBRO]

Jack will ascend to the ultimate american stereotype

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Jack has his stroke arm so no cool shooting or aiming.

 

[Product Placement]

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This make me want a Jack at the gun range video. Him trying to work a gun in his current state would be a video of comedic gold.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

The electric vehicle I can almost understand if it wasn't for the fact the biggest EV maker out there is Tesla and how Elon Musk is 100% for Trump. You'd think that Fatty would be all for Tesla because of that.

I feel like boomer conservatives like Jack are still stuck in that 2008-2013 era where everyone online mocked Prius's and those that drive them. None of them have realized that things have drastically changed over the last decade. Like the fact that there a multitude of different electric vehicles being made now by different car companies.

 

[a terminal posture]

I feel like boomer conservatives like Jack are still stuck in that 2008-2013 era where everyone online mocked Prius's and those that drive them. None of them have realized that things have drastically changed over the last decade. Like the fact that there a multitude of different electric vehicles being made now by different car companies.

No, it's just that Jack can't separate the admittedly retarded politics of EV's (governments forcibly converting everyone to EV's even though they are not a practical solution for every application and the power grid couldn't handle it as-is) and the EV's themselves (a good transportation solution for some people).

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

We can bridge the partisan divide, starting with our shared loathing for Jack Russell Scalfani.

2028's winning election position will be anti-Jack Scalfani. They'll get 100% of the vote

 

[densedance]