Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.5%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.3%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 71 17.8%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 161 40.3%
  • Total voters
    400
Kalea said:
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“Because I like me and I like me naked.”
What a fuckin weird thing to say. Just absolutely ridiculous.
 
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Strix454 said:
Its important to remember that he didn't give HER the money. It was all arranged and paid through the male dancers. That makes it incredibly likely to have been a dumb white nerd sex tourist financial scam and that the black woman herself received little if any money at all.
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Exactly. Nick paid for the "medical expenses" after he got back, correct? (This being his explanation for getting in touch with Ricardo & Romaine.)

It was obvious blackmail. Nick's not stupid enough to fall for the pregnancy line. He made that up bc he thought Kalea would fall for it.

The Jamaicans figured out that he was a public person and blackmailed him with going public and/or pics and/or a story about pregnancy/abortion.

My only question: Why would he share any of this with Kalea? Was it just coke brain?
 
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AnOminous said:
My only criticism of the Jamaicans is they didn't take him for even more, because they could have. They should have upped their game for this particular whitebread ass nigga.
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Bonus points if all he did was anal and believed it. Double Jeopardy for Nick being the catcher.

Vect said:
That's it's a scam doesn't really matter compared to the fact that Nick was willing to fork out a thousand dollars for a dancer's abortion in a country where its illegal while his kids were back home, what, scavenging for tins of SpaghettiOs? The first nanny was gone at this point, right?
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Oh make no mistake about it, it's a multi-layered tragedy/comedy the likes of which those Greek NERD homos could have only dreamed of millennia ago.
 
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Vect said:
That's it's a scam doesn't really matter compared to the fact that Nick was willing to fork out a thousand dollars for a dancer's abortion in a country where its illegal while his kids were back home, what, scavenging for tins of SpaghettiOs? The first nanny was gone at this point, right?
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Goddamn you, I was laughing about it until I contemplated that fact. His kids were starving and stinking and mandatory reporters were realizing they had to report this evil fuck while he was cucking, swinging, doing drugs, and paying for imaginary abortions to Jamaican bulls.
 
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AnOminous said:
They picked an obvious number a dumb American whitey would fall for, thinking he was getting a bargain to get out of a sticky situation, meanwhile the bitch was never even pregnant.
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Mind you, I am not even sure he paid anything. This man lies all the time to try to make him look like a good person. There were some examples of that in "Dear John."

IMO, one of two things likely happened here: He got scammed, or he's lying and foolishly lied in such a way he made himself sound like he got scammed.

Either way, again, I raise my glass to @Kalea's interrogation. This was another completely unexpected arc in the Balldoverse trash fire.

Vect said:
That's it's a scam doesn't really matter compared to the fact that Nick was willing to fork out a thousand dollars for a dancer's abortion in a country where its illegal while his kids were back home
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Not only that, but Nick used to take the whole tradcath anti-abortion position. He celebrated the overturning of Roe v Wade, IIRC.
 
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Captain Manning said:
Not only that, but Nick used to take the whole tradcath anti-abortion position. He celebrated the overturning of Roe v Wade, IIRC.
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He's hardly unique in celebrators of the overturning of RvW to be a huge fan of forced birth. But not when it's inconvenient to him, then he's willing to pay for the fetus yeetus.
 
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BigPeanut said:
Just when I thought this couldn’t get anymore kino!
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It somehow gets funnier than that, believe it or not.
There She Glows said:
It's amazing how every single possible version of the story is completely retarded
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Yet equally believable, it's uncanny. I can believe Nick is retarded enough to get fleeced for a quick buck, which hinges on my belief that nothing could bring down his coke party (at the time) like a bastard he left fatherless. I can also believe that Nick is retarded enough to concoct the pregnancy situation as some elaborate lie only he knows the reason for.
 
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Captain Manning said:
Mind you, I am not even sure he paid anything. This man lies all the time to try to make him look like a good person. There were some examples of that in "Dear John."
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True, but this tale contains all the hallmarks of a Crackeita truth, from the elaborations to the "I'm trying to be a good guy in a bad place" tale. If he had told me this, I would have been laughing at him forever. This scam is so obvious only the hardened Texas nigga lawyer cuck would fall for it. :story:
 
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Schmeated Ted said:
It was definitely likely a scam, I just find it funnier if he got a hooker pregnant and paid for an abortion.
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I prefer my version where the hooker was never pregnant and he paid for an abortion that never happened, because that's just how much of a sucker he is.
 
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Schmeated Ted said:
It was definitely likely a scam, I just find it funnier if he got a hooker pregnant and paid for an abortion.
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They're not mutually-exclusive. It is, in fact, much funnier to entertain the possibility (read: near-certainty) that he paid for an abortion for a pregnancy that never happened, then continued on to spin it as being actually good for the prostitute.
 
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