Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.4%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.1%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 72 17.9%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 162 40.2%
  • Total voters
    403
Captain Manning said:
However, some basic bitch research suggests that, though illegal, abortions cost between $7,500 to $70,000 Jamaican Dollars (depending on how far the pregnancy is along).

https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/allwoman/2019/09/29/abortion-by-any-means-necessary/
If he thought it was for an abortion, he overpaid. Like he always does. Like an idiot. He got scammed. For what he claims he paid, he could have gotten two full blown abortions for much more developed fetuses. Not just a morning after pill.
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Strix454 said:
Its important to remember that he didn't give HER the money. It was all arranged and paid through the male dancers. That makes it incredibly likely to have been a dumb white nerd sex tourist financial scam and that the black woman herself received little if any money at all.
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He probably went around the resort bragging about how rich he was and generally looking and acting like a FUCKIN' NERD who had "EASY MARK" written on his forehead.

This is how he likely looked like to everyone around him:

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Vect said:
That's it's a scam doesn't really matter compared to the fact that Nick was willing to fork out a thousand dollars for a dancer's abortion in a country where its illegal while his kids were back home, what, scavenging for tins of SpaghettiOs? The first nanny was gone at this point, right?
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He went to Hedonism II the first time in August 2022 and likely for a second time in June 2023. The nanny didn't leave until I think February 2024, according to Aaron.

Melty Butter said:
Nick's not stupid enough to fall for the pregnancy line.
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Yes, he definitely is.
 
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Melty Butter said:
My only question: Why would he share any of this with Kalea? Was it just coke brain?
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Its Nick's typical gaslighting. He always mixes a little bit of the truth with a whole bunch of lies. He was forced to explain being Instagram friends with two "dancers" from a swingers resort. He then invented a story where he was a hero in his own mind helping a down-on-her-luck poor black woman in a poor country get out of a difficult situation.

NIck might be able to convince someone of that story one-on-one. His preferred way of communicating his gaslighting stories. But if the story gets out to a place like this, there are people who might draw very different conclusions about a story like that. Any story that involves giving a poor pregnant female "dancer" at an island swinger resort $1000 payable through a couple rando black guys over the internet is going to set off alarm bells among certain people.
 
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Melty Butter said:
It was obvious blackmail. Nick's not stupid enough to fall for the pregnancy line. He made that up bc he thought Kalea would fall for it.

The Jamaicans figured out that he was a public person and blackmailed him with going public and/or pics and/or a story about pregnancy/abortion.
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Nick is absolutely borderline retarded. I guarantee you random Jamaicans didn't finger him (phrasing) for famous internet man when grand scheme he's a D-lister internet nobody. They absolutely did not peg him (phrasing) for some rich socialite they could extort. He was just a dime-a-dozen schmuck they probably pull this stunt on a great many dozen times a year.

The simplest explanation is almost always the most likely; 'Jamaican internet sleuths' does not fit the bill.
 
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3MMA said:
“Because I like me and I like me naked.”
What a fuckin weird thing to say. Just absolutely ridiculous.
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Sounds like one of those narcissistic villians in video games who have gay sex with their own doppelganger.

Bless the balldo for he rain down milk after milk when farms is dying from kontant drought.
 
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Rodeo Roadrunner said:
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This dude is absolutely an exhibitionist. He WANTED people to know he went to a swinger resort in Jamaica, but he wanted plausible deniability for the people in his real life who would rightly call that disgusting, so he couldn't actually come out and say it.
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Every time I think Nick’s lies can’t possibly get more retarded he outdoes himself.

You think he made sure to have the Hedo resort hotel room in the frame of his video, knowing that Kiwifarmers would use their autistic investigative skills to ID the door and place him in Jamaica during the swinger resort event, but THEN smear the Farm narrative as fanfiction and do everything he can to avoid mentioning it on YouTube and Rumble, so that he can get his exhibitionist thrills from an extremely small cluster of diehard fans that read the farms enough to know about Hedo but still hate the forum and worship Nick?????

He’s not Revolver Ocelot. It’s not that deep. He’s a lying cuckold faggot, and he’s just buttmad he got caught with his pants down, watching his wife get Blacked from the closet.
 
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Frank(en) Castle said:
Welp. An aborted mulatto child is really not the October surprise I think anyone expected. Man this is some Ralph tier shit. Keep it up Balldo! This NERD is extremely entertained on this fine Monday night.
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I think this makes him WORSE than Ralph in at least more than one way (the other being the situation related to his daughter), say what you want about the ragepig but he never made anyone have an abortion (as far as i know)
 
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There She Glows said:
It's amazing how every single possible version of the story is completely retarded
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It's just like the polycule and drug bust. No matter how he tries to spin it, he just makes it worse.

Now, he's trying to feed people a line that he did, in fact, go to a Jamaican sex resort (that he has spent two years denying), but he or Kayla didn't fuck anybody other than each other (yeah, right), and he magnanimously paid for some sex worker's abortion "medical expenses."

Like, WTF?

It must really suck to be a Balldoguard nowadays, because you'd have to always fight the urge to tell him to shut the fuck up, or be told to shut the fuck up yourself.
 
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