🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Raven of the Burning God]

Alexis currently theorizing that Luke is gay because he doesn't give her his attention when she says something to him.

The narcissistic goonette mind cannot contemplate the possibility that a dude just isn't interested in her.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Alexis currently theorizing that Luke is gay because he doesn't give her his attention when she says something to him. She drew a comparison to Simbal who immediately gives her attention when she fishes for it, which....lmao
Alexis and Mizzie also seem to be suspicious that Luke is tied to production. More B2 scheming in general, and then Payton joins in. I still have no thoughts on Payton.

Hoes thristin

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

The show is just better when they get em liquored up. Their basic bitch scheming is dull.

 

[The Man With No Name]

I ever tell yall about the time my dad hired all my friends and they were all my agents mindin me down in Kentucky?

 

[Wax]

yes a little bit, but then accused them of lying, then tried playing it off as a joke again, then vance put sam's earpeice in and im guessing jet just told him fuck it cats out of the bag, and then he told them it is live and dont tell anyone and now they have an advantage, then ran back to the basement.

This shit is why I will never paypig for fishtank. King Retard Jet Neptune freaks out and jumps the gun instead of taking time to think about how to handle a situation. They struck gold with the cast this season and this fucking moron once again shot himself in the foot.

All they had to do was gather everyone together, ask why they are talking about a supposed audience and accuse someone of posting things online with a snuck in phone. That would stop any rumors of it being live while also causing the contestants to not trust each other.

 

[Plasticise]

I preferred season 1. But I do think that S2 was nerfed from the early dropouts. S2 had some amazing moments. Some of the best in FT history imo. Hell we got Greg out of it. It also had a 10 day stretch of dead air.

Season 1 was a better overall package, with a great ending to leave you feeling happy. season 2 had more high moments, and higher highs, but also lower lows and the ending sucked so it left a bad tasted afterwords even though more happened.

 

[snort inquisition]

this crackhead guy never shuts the fuck up it's actually crazy how much he talks

 

[Karen Horney]

They're whispering too quiet for the camera to pick up, presumably talking shit.

Motormouth keeps going while everyone else silently fantasizes about killing him.

There's two people sleeping in br1 and one sleeping on the couch in the den. Penthouse bed is unoccupied for some reason.

They struck gold with the cast this season

The men yeah, but they fucked up casting the women. They prioritized looks over substance and they're critically boring. I'm holding out hope that Smack starts lashing out and Peyton gets comes out of her shell with something good.

 

[Foster]

I ever tell yall about the time my dad hired all my friends and they were all my agents mindin me down in Kentucky?

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i wanted to edit something like this, but replace la ron with smaack. i cant afford photoshop rn

 

[Halloween23]

They prioritized looks over substance and they're critically boring.

If these were the hottest they could find I'd hate to see the rejects lol

 

[Foster]

If these were the hottest they could find I'd hate to see the rejects lol

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B2 has confirmed there cameras in the bathrooms

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Feeling really positive about this season so far! A fantastic cast and a really strong start. I was extremely doubtful that Sam and Jet could find non fans after the past two seasons of the cast mostly being fans but it seems he did it. I 1000% prefer oblivious normalish people over a cast of Sam fans who wink wink nudge nudge MDE references to the camera.

 

[Plasticise]

B2 has confirmed there cameras in the bathrooms
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they where just speculating, contract said no bathroom camera's they talked about it day1, and they asked ben and he said no bathroom cam's.

As an update on the anti simbal alliance literally everyone in the house is now in on it other than burt and binx(she is irrelevant). I think that means burt is going to win going off season 1 logic where josie made no moves against anyone and won.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Keep in mind, until tts and fish toys are in play, the show hasn't really even gotten off the ground.

Edit: spalling

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

they where just speculating, contract said no bathroom camera's they talked about it day1, and they asked ben and he said no bathroom cam's.

As an update on the anti simbal alliance literally everyone in the house is now in on it other than burt and binx(she is irrelevant). I think that means burt is going to win going off season 1 logic where josie made no moves against anyone and won.

Obviously, the solution here is to convince Burt that the alliance is against him, then hide his pills.

 

[Okinawa Whore]

If these were the hottest they could find I'd hate to see the rejects lol

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I think it's the opposite you know? like the audiences will feel more sympathetic to a girl that looks 'mid' compared to a girl that's hot. But also making sure they're not completely ugly. Does that make sense?

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

I just got back from fishing out at sea and literally could only catch the first 10 minutes.

Is this season good? whats the farms thought? is it worth watching? From what I see of the contestants they have ditched for zoomers for the late 20's early 30's millenial look. (Am I wrong?)

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

i wanted to edit something like this, but replace la ron with smaack. i cant afford photoshop rn

 

[Halloween23]

I just got back from fishing out at sea and literally could only catch the first 10 minutes.

Is this season good? whats the farms thought? is it worth watching? From what I see of the contestants they have ditched for zoomers for the late 20's early 30's millenial look. (Am I wrong?)

They've tricked a bunch of late 20s/early 30s millennials into thinking that they're on an actual network reality show. No actually Fishtank type stuff has started yet. It's just been PG-13 Big Brother type stuff. Eventually they're supposed to drop the veil and kick things into gear.


As far as if its good right now; I personally don't find it very engaging. There's a schizo roided up black guy who is mildly amusing but he mostly stays to himself and is quiet. There's a motormouth guy but he's not nearly as entertaining as Jon or Jimmy. There's a guy who was on Big Brother who seems like he's going to be a good schemer and shit stirrer. Everyone else is boring.

 

[Foster]