Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Helpful link concerning exercise bicycles and weight limits

aka: Best bikes for fatties. Note that none go above 350 lbs, and these are commercial brands.

Amazon has some that supposedly support a 400 lb rider.

Real bicycles typically support up to 250 lbs (rider AND gear combined weight), and most higher quality wheelsets support up to 230 lbs (total system weight - bicycle, rider, gear, etc). There are brands such as Worksman and Zize that make machines that can support upwards of 500 lbs.

Sperg complete. On topic, Corissa is supremely fat and I would not have sex with her. Juliana's a living beach ball made of lard, sweat and pube-beard and I wouldn't have sex with her, either. I'd just show up and steal their doggos to give them quality outside life with an owner who can actually run with them and play with them.

 

[XxxwernxxX]

@Diet Coke 4 Life did you follow fat guy across America at all? I can't find his blog, but I'm pretty sure he was claiming about 450 lbs when he was breaking wheels constantly. Before he was given a worksman and gave up lol.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

@Diet Coke 4 Life did you follow fat guy across America at all? I can't find his blog, but I'm pretty sure he was claiming about 450 lbs when he was breaking wheels constantly. Before he was given a worksman and gave up lol.

I did for a short amount of time - then I laughed hysterically as Dr. Phil of all people tore him a new one. I knew it was snake-oil and publicity from the start.

Pity he died back in September without actually making it across even a single state.

Back on topic, they're still fat, I still wouldn't sex, they likely smell of dung and piss and sorrow.

 

[Miltank]

Even if they lost the surgery deposit, flights, vrbo, that’s still on them, specifically J. She basically guaranteed the surgery would be cancelled because she made zero effort to prep and lose weight in the year she had to do so yet took the money anyways. I wonder how many less people will be willing to donate to their next grift after this fiasco.they shot themselves in the foot here.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

The refund query received another interesting comment



“Shhh, shut it! What if they need to crowdfund again?”

It’s still the only comment so much as mentioning refunds. That story above is how Corissa reacted to a single, reasonable question.

To think that this could’ve been avoided if they a) made a post re: refunds and b) did not silently DFE the GFM, effectively forcing people to message Corissa. The shot may be a graze at this moment, but it can easily grow over time.

 

[stupid frog]

They will have to crowdfund again, assuming JULIANA lives long enough to find another surgeon who gives her false hope, because they will spend all the money. Or already did...

Try overseas!

 

[Breadbear]

My understanding is that Corissa has fecal incontinence; J cannot reach to wipe herself.

It sounds like a Jack Sprat situation to me, but what do I know about relationships. I do wonder if Corissa has full-on fecal incontinence, or just bowel leakage, the kind that would be exacerbated most by pedaling. Like @Clotso Coof says, there's a pad for that:
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So, like, if they aren't getting refunds for their flight and rental, and J already took time off, why not call it a vacation and go have fun?

Ass napkins

 

[Aunt Carol]

Ass napkins

"Gooch grease" is gender-affirming.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Real bicycles typically support up to 250 lbs (rider AND gear combined weight),

The real shitlord outdoor activity is horseback riding. Trail horses shouldn't carry more than 15 percent of their bodyweight and they usually weigh about 1000 to 1200 lbs. Western saddles weigh 25 to 45 lbs. So trail horses should carry riders with max weight of 155 pounds or so.

Many trail riding outfits are afraid of fattys and don't give a shit about their horses. I've heard of them taking riders up to 250 lbs which is terrible with all that heavy tack. But most social media deathfats would have to get in a wagon with a mule team pulling if they wanted to hit a dude ranch.

I've been to exactly one ranch with a huge draft horse, but they're built for pulling strength. They're not a fatty option. FYI: It's like riding a couch with your legs spread, it's kinda funny.

"Gooch grease" is gender-affirming.

I've learned things I never wanted to know on the Farms.

 

[Breadbear]

"Gooch grease" is gender-affirming.

What the FUCK

 

[pink cigarettes]

Corissa addresses GFM refunds.

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Excuse me but wtf does "times are tough" mean? And did she seriously leave that person's screen name in the screenshot? Girl wtf is wrong with you?

Does that mean "times are tough for us, but I guess you can take money out of our pockets...money that you gave us for a GoFundMe that is now canceled, but still"

Or does it mean "times are tough for you, so I guess you can have your money from the cancelled GoFundMe, but we both know you should just let us keep it"?

If either of them had been transparent about the process, not DELETED THE GOFUNDME, and volunteered partial refunds for people less the cost of flights/deposits/etc, most would just let it slide. I know I would. But just keeping the money and shrugging is gross. When you have a GoFundMe, cancel it, and don't use the money for it's purpose, that's called fraud and people have a right to ask questions.

That dumbass "Eeeek!" commenter who is basically like "yikes, big oof, just STFU and say goodbye to your money" makes me think all these people deserve eachother.

 

[David Glowie]

Helpful link concerning exercise bicycles and weight limits

aka: Best bikes for fatties. Note that none go above 350 lbs, and these are commercial brands.

Amazon has some that supposedly support a 400 lb rider.

Real bicycles typically support up to 250 lbs (rider AND gear combined weight), and most higher quality wheelsets support up to 230 lbs (total system weight - bicycle, rider, gear, etc). There are brands such as Worksman and Zize that make machines that can support upwards of 500 lbs.

A Dutch cargo bike with nothing in the box would probably work too, but they're quite expensive and slow.

 

[Reepicheep]

"You ask this on a post celebrating Jay's bday? Can you imagine the pain Jay is in that they can't have the surgery? Is this the appropriate time and place to ask for a "refund"?"

 

[Clotso Coof]

Do we know how many of the Go Fund Me donors gave substantial amounts of money, like 100 bucks or more? The small donations won't bother with refunds but someone who gave a couple hundred bucks would probably want their money back.

Someone should ask Corissa if Julianna is planning to donate the Go Fund Me money to a black troon for "gender confirming surgery". Corissa claims there's still money left, since Juliana is supposedly deciding what to do with it. So SURELY she'd want to help the most oppressed people on social media: Transgender People of Color.

 

[stupid frog]

They should send it to Palestine.

 

[TheMilkMaiden]

As much as it sucks that Corissa and Jay scammed people of their money, part of me is like why would you donate to a deathfat pooner?!

 

[toilet_rainbow]

As much as it sucks that Corissa and Jay scammed people of their money, part of me is like why would you donate to a deathfat pooner?!

Like trannies and furries, apparently a lot of deathfats are the sort to have a ton of money yet waste so much of it on useless crap that they have nothing to show of it. Kelly Lenza donated a chunk of change. I believe a couple prominent ones with or without threads here did, too.

This also had a good grift angle by being about a infinifat pooner getting top surgery despite having the highest BMI surgeon ever worked on. Since many HAES followers either identify as enby or ostensibly support trans people, it became a twofold “feel good” cause for people that think both superfat people and trannies are unfairly discriminated against by the medical system. J was going to fight and win, and they wanted to know they helped make it happen for someone well known and well liked in the community. Well known and liked enough to almost make goal, at any rate.

Also a lot of goodwill to potentially piss away by doing what they did. Such a stupid move. If the Stephen crowdfund was still up, why not the top surgery one too?

 

[glass_houses]

As much as it sucks that Corissa and Jay scammed people of their money, part of me is like why would you donate to a deathfat pooner?!

I'm hoping that this will peak at least a couple of trans/deathfat cult members. Nothing peaks a follower quite as effectively as seeing exactly what shady shit their own dear leader gets up to.

 

[Breadbear]

A Dutch cargo bike with nothing in the box would probably work too, but they're quite expensive and slow.

Nah, even the Babboe has a 100kg weight limit.
And they're not that slow of you get an e-bike, they can go up to 25km/h.

 

[David Glowie]

Since many HAES followers either identify as enby or ostensibly support trans people, it became a twofold “feel good” cause for people that think both superfat people and trannies are unfairly discriminated against by the medical system.

J has a lot more than TWO folds. *rimshot*

Nah, even the Babboe has a 100kg weight limit.
And they're not that slow of you get an e-bike, they can go up to 25km/h.

True, but I thought the idea was to get a bike for exercising, rather than getting around and hauling stuff.