Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 169 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 389 21.7%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 376 21.0%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 855 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,790
How the fuck the faggots and trannies at buoware manage to be more unsubtle than Hideo Kojima. The dude who literally shits out characters from smashing two things together or stealing from 80s movies
There is innocent, endearing even kind of autism, and then there is a mental illness/obvious fetish someone wants to shoehorn. Also, we're talking about Bioware, studio that hasn't made a decent game since DA:O, which wasn't even that good anyways.
Speaking of which:
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If Avowed scores at least an 85, I am going to relentlessly bully Biotrannies just as much as I have mentally scarred Bethesda fanboys over the last year.
 
Alright when this comes out I want the full scuttlebutt on if you can be a huge renegade asshole and get everybody killed. THAT IS THE ONLY WAY THIS GAME BECOMES ENJOYABLE.

If its like andromeda and its bland as hell? There's no hope this game makes any money.

Every run I did in ME was renegade. The replies were just too damn good. I tried paragon so many times and never could get more than a few lines in before cringing. I suppose I'm just an asshole. The "Shepard is a Jerk" renegade compilation on YouTube is one of my most watched videos.

So if I could go full asshole renegade based mode, I would probably buy this shit. Let my dude just constantly dead name the troons as the renegade sound plays. Let me start group planning sessions by quoting my pronouns as Fuck/Off while other characters deliver their entire pooner'd backstory. Let me headbutt reporters trying to ask for my opinions on the social situation of the realm while I'm trying to stop the world from being destroyed. Give me side quests to help illegally transport troonshine potions on the Black market only to tap left trigger at the prompt so that I can deliver the wagon straight to the authorities.

All while my eyes grow redder and redder and my skin cracks until I find the magical artifact that undoes all the cosmetic changes of being evil.
 
Alright when this comes out I want the full scuttlebutt on if you can be a huge renegade asshole and get everybody killed. THAT IS THE ONLY WAY THIS GAME BECOMES ENJOYABLE.

If its like andromeda and its bland as hell? There's no hope this game makes any money.
According to skillups review, you can't. Evil/asshole options are basically non existent
 
Every run I did in ME was renegade. The replies were just too damn good. I tried paragon so many times and never could get more than a few lines in before cringing. I suppose I'm just an asshole. The "Shepard is a Jerk" renegade compilation on YouTube is one of my most watched videos.
Man, Renegade Shepard in ME1 is more brutal & direct than Paragon in the final conversation with Saren.
"You can still break the chains of the reapers!" vs. "You know what's the way to deal with it (alluding to commit suicide)", i prefer the second.
 
Man, Renegade Shepard in ME1 is more brutal & direct than Paragon in the final conversation with Saren.
"You can still break the chains of the reapers!" vs. "You know what's the way to deal with it (alluding to commit suicide)", i prefer the second.
He pulls some similar shit on the Illusive Man at the end of ME3, turning the Illusive Man's arguments about protecting humanity back on him and pointing out how stupid the plan is. Most of the time that's what renegade Shep does, just points out clown world and when that doesn't work he just puts a bullet in the brain. For a hardass military commander meant to do whatever it takes to complete the mission, renegade just makes the most sense. Why should I care about bureaucracy and people's feelings when the entire universe is going to end unless I accomplish this task? Most every option is about maximizing chances of success and even the renegade route for the most of the time still shows Shep caring deeply for and protecting his team collectively.

Even the Mordin decision in 3, the one that hurt me the most probably, you can see how Shep is disgusted with it. It makes me sad I'll probably never get similar renegade options in a game ever again.

Plus, renegade's cheesy one-liners lets me live out my power fantasy of being a ridiculous 80s action hero.
 
If we are lucky, this will ensure we do not get a Mass Effect 5, if we are REALLY lucky, it could go to someone more competent
I really.. really hope so. I made an account just to lament at the future of one of my favorite game series. It looks so fucking bleak, I really hope they just scrap the fuckin game or sell the ip to somebody who's actually competent at making video games.
 
even star wars with their diehard fanbase began to die when they started pushing DEI, i just hope it won't take 3 games for people to wake up to how shit DA has gotten.

I'll be amazed if anyone is still playing BioWare games in the 2050s.
 
There is innocent, endearing even kind of autism, and then there is a mental illness/obvious fetish someone wants to shoehorn. Also, we're talking about Bioware, studio that hasn't made a decent game since DA:O, which wasn't even that good anyways.
Speaking of which:
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If Avowed scores at least an 85, I am going to relentlessly bully Biotrannies just as much as I have mentally scarred Bethesda fanboys over the last year.
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