Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Smashed & Slamed]

Hoes mad. Does this add anything new? That’s my point. These are 1+ year old messages that are just more of Nick being a whiny spoiled rich kid. If you’re going to leak old stuff for attention make it something good or new.

>Lolcow comfirms by his own words that he is a cokehead that goes to hedonism II and payed for an abortion
>It's just him being spoiled and it's not good
You okay bro?

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Hoes mad. Does this add anything new? That’s my point. These are 1+ year old messages that are just more of Nick being a whiny spoiled rich kid. If you’re going to leak old stuff for attention make it something good or new.

Did you miss the messages that were from the past couple days?

 

[Hiccup Scream]

my parents and god

nigga pat yourself on the back, it wasnt any god or parental authority that did this to him. Just nick, too much booze, and some cursed idols. He chose this path every step of the way, making no attempts to deviate or 'pull up' as it were

 

[Dan of Steel]

Hoes mad. Does this add anything new? That’s my point. These are 1+ year old messages that are just more of Nick being a whiny spoiled rich kid. If you’re going to leak old stuff for attention make it something good or new.

You’re retarded. If you actually read or skimmed through the DMs there’s tons of new stuff like the pregnant stripper and confirmation/context for Sneedonism 2 Cucklectric Boogaloo as well as more damning evidence that Nick has used illegal substances. I’m not a male feminist by any means, but the amount of guys that immediately go on the defensive “woman bad” whenever a girl does something funny like this is autistic at best, and makes you sound like a dick sucking faggot at worst.

 

[sallowhal]

And? She makes it a point to give her little bio and she uses the same username she uses elsewhere so what’s it matter if she has two messages or two thousand? The Internet is bigger than this website.

we are a gossip site. why would we turn away fresh material because you think there's some internet rule against leaking messages? the internet is bigger than your hangups.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Has Nick been living under a rock?

Yes, a crack rock.


MAN I can't even take one night off to try and keep up with the thread...
This degenerate fuck has like 40 pages cause his dirty laundry leaked a bit more.

To think I almost wondered if BossManJack could usurp the title from him this year.
But just goes to show you. The Barony of Balldo is untouchable by peasants like BMJ.


Anime, Cooking, Cucking, and Pregnant Strippers.

Nick being tricked into believing he knocked up a prostitute and needing to hush it up by ponying up a thousand bucks

Oh yeah this makes more sense.

Fuck me, on top of it all the trails were today.
Beautiful. Absolutely Gorgeous serving of shit for the Baron of Balldo retainer of the Lowcow of the year award.

With all the new baldoman drops, his lawyer is gonna be fighting an uphill battle. Get fucked Rekieta lol, lmao even

Its not even a hill at this point, He's free falling into a bottomless pit.

 

[Lidl Drip]

You have to wonder why he brought this up, not just to Kalea but apparently others too.

One possibility is that the $1000 was indeed payment for special services.

And now they have a literal $1000 receipt and are following him on social media. They know he’s famous! He’s panicking that this info could become known, so he’s trying to get ahead of it with a weak explanation.

Just one option. All options are atrocious though.

I think in his wet brain mind he thought this story would make him sound like a good and virtuous person. He is just such good friends with the black hookers dancers he exploited at the sex resort that he even gave them money when in dire need! That's the only reason he followed them on Instagram! Not to watch the black oily men dance on his timeline!

 

[Meat Target]

This is the kahnent you come to Kiwi Farms for. Begin the day with some hearty keks.

 

[BathTubShine]

Hoes mad. Does this add anything new? That’s my point. These are 1+ year old messages that are just more of Nick being a whiny spoiled rich kid. If you’re going to leak old stuff for attention make it something good or new.

Go back to Reddit - this an internet forum for internet gossips.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

I prefer my version where the hooker was never pregnant and he paid for an abortion that never happened, because that's just how much of a sucker he is.

Either way it was paid for with the memories of dead grandmas and cherished family pets

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

This is the kahnent you come to Kiwi Farms for. Begin the day with some hearty keks.

"Kiwi farms, The best part of waking up is Kahnent about the cuck."

 

[WelperHelper99]

So he paid for an abortion, possibly one he was responsible for

How BASED AND TRAD! That's how he was selling himself at that time, right?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Holy shit, I just realized something.

Remember the ceasar salad bit from the Dear John rant?

He doesn't like ceasar unless it's in his ass...ceasar salad obviously has lettuce...like Romane perhaps?

 

[WelperHelper99]

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I wonder what type of anime Nick enjoys and would talk about with the Jamaican male dancers or others... if only there was an image showcasing him owning a physical copy of an anime...Oh wait! It's the infamous underage rape anime, Redo of Healer!
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(Ages ranged from 14 to 16 if my memory is correct)

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Edit: Only huge dorky nerds own physical copies of their favorite anime, like Nick!

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Edit 2: It's even the uncensored and uncut version!

You want to laugh even harder at it? look closely at it.

I'll help you with a picture of the box alone.
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I'm sure he watched it for the story.

One of these days I'm going to watch this garbage just to see how bad Nick's taste is. I will suffer for this thread lmao. I'll be the one needing coke afterwards.

 

[Major]

I mean who hasn't gotten a Jamaican prostitute pregnant and paid for an abortion?

You mean you haven't? What are you a NERD?!

 

[Pedophobe]

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Catching up and someone has probably mentioned this but ...

That's the fucking plot of Dirty Dancing.

No one puts Balldo in the corner.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

One of these days I'm going to watch this garbage just to see how bad Nick's taste is. I will suffer for this thread lmao. I'll be the one needing coke afterwards.

Don't it is trash.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

How BASED AND TRAD! That's how he was selling himself at that time, right?

No, nerdy child, he NEVER claimed to be trad! He was also never a law channel!

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

“I like being naked”



“Nooo stalker child, I did not get fucked by male dancers in Jamaica, those are your gay fantasies”

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Skelly bitched about this constantly, now he's found another new word called "boundaries".

He will have learned this in 'rehab'. He's a narcissist so look out for more cherry picked therapy speak that he will use to attempt manipulation/obfuscation.