Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Harm]

This was my thought as well. Nick is an obvious mark. Stoke his ego and take his money.

Besides, what fucking cooking does he do which he could discuss with them?

"Haha, yes Mr. Lawpope, we too love eating single Doritos while watching our child rape anime films. But please, listen to us, our sister Laverne is sick with a child of her own and needs you to save her with your money!"

 

[AnOminous]

Thank You.

The worst day happened before Hedonism 2 so it can't be that he paid to abort a Hooker Baby.

At this point, Nick's entire life, if you can even call it that, is just one Worst Day after another.

 

[dustnight]

Is this why the family bracelet is “complicated” and “private”? One of beads on the bracelet represents his aborted half Jamaican baby? Is it the brown one?

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"babe remember the time we got hoodwinked by that Jamaican stripper?"

 

[AnOminous]

Is this why the family bracelet is “complicated” and “private”? One of beads on the bracelet represents his aborted half Jamaican baby? Is it the brown one?

Lmao like that pregnancy even existed. This is so obviously a routine scam they pull. Bitch was on birth control the whole time.

Nick is fucking retarded.

 

[Captain Manning]

Well, @Kalea, I gotta hand it to you. For somebody with only two posts, they were both home runs. You also finally got him to admit that Hedonism II happened. AND provided proof. Bravo.

I'm imagining the "Look, abortion is illegal here, but for $1000 USD, CASH- we can get her a day after pill."

Fun fact about Jamaican currency: It's dogshit. Currently, $1,000 (USD) equals $158,267 Jamaican Dollars. So he's right about $1,000 US going far there.

However, some basic bitch research suggests that, though illegal, abortions cost between $7,500 to $70,000 Jamaican Dollars (depending on how far the pregnancy is along).

https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/allwoman/2019/09/29/abortion-by-any-means-necessary/

If he thought it was for an abortion, he overpaid. Like he always does. Like an idiot. He got scammed. For what he claims he paid, he could have gotten two full blown abortions for much more developed fetuses. Not just a morning after pill.

EDIT: Clarity.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

If he thought it was for an abortion, he overpaid. Like he always does. Like an idiot. He got scammed. For what he claims he paid, he could have gotten two full blown abortions for much more developed fetuses. Not just a morning after pill.

Typical tourist behavior really. It's the least surprising fact about the whole trip.

 

[luigismanslave]

Don't forget that April's omnibus hearing is the very next day and no similar motion by Gallagher is showing up in her case (yet). Coupling that oddity with signs of the throuple's collapse in the Xitter self-immolation(s) today, the probability of Kayla and/or April entering a plea colloquy into the record on either/both days just shot way up, and thus on-the-ground reporting suddenly could be worth the trip after all. Is there any chance that any of the esteemed KF journalists from August 21st could be in attendance either day or both days?

Paging: @Suit Manlet @luigismanslave @talk talk talk @Tiki Bar Man 2 @AzaMacky @The King-In-Chains @“Token” the Neigermiester @Shiny Lapras @Sultan of Silly @The King-In-Chains @Starscream's Loyalty @🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪

Not sure if any of the prior party will attend, my father got upgraded from schizophrenic to homless schizophrenic and I'll be busy for a while with that before winter. perhaps for thomlinson 2025

 

[HackerX]

It's so ridiculous and pathetic, and the guy who falls for this transparently obvious shit is the one calling you a nerd.

LMAO!

You know, some would think it's FUNNY and WEIRD to discretely give a random Jamaican woman you just met a $1000 out of the kindness of your heart. Or sparking up a conversation about anime and ramen with some swinger resort employees.

Not Nick Rekieta though. It's completely normal and definitely not a cover story to avoid admitting he was jerking off in the corner while his slatternly wife got railed by a couple of black bulls. What? That doesn't get your rocks off??? What a NERD!!

 

[AnOminous]

If he thought it was for an abortion, he overpaid. Like he always does.

They picked an obvious number a dumb American whitey would fall for, thinking he was getting a bargain to get out of a sticky situation, meanwhile the bitch was never even pregnant.

Free money for the Jamaicans.

And I love how he seems to believe the bullshit like that even touching the Yankee devils would get the Jamaicans fired immediately. I mean get a LOAD of this guy. He thinks they hire these muscly Jamaicans, ripped to the max, at a cuck resort, and yeah they're totally unavailable to the patrons.

This dumb faggot actually believed that?

I mean they TOTALLY made an exception JUST FOR YOU even though they were risking their JOBS for it.

How retarded do you have to be to fall for this

 

[Train Operator]

after the past 3 weeks of nothing followed by the last 2 or 3 days of insanity it's good to know that even if there's a lull in the rekieta content it doesn't mean we're missing out on content just that the kino is building up so it's ultra satisfying when it comes.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

How retarded do you have to be to fall for this

How many non-practicing laywers does it take to get scammed for fucking hookers bareback in Jamaica?

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Specially with his war on clipping channels, anybody up for a NO REKIETA NOVEMBER? His hearing is at the end of November anyway.

 

[BigPeanut]

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Nick definitely fucked the Jamaican dancers. No-one denies this hard and this specifically unless they did that exact thing. Man.....

and he’s a confirmed cuckhold lying swinger who swings and lies and gets cucked.

 

[Strix454]

Its important to remember that he didn't give HER the money. It was all arranged and paid through the male dancers. That makes it incredibly likely to have been a dumb white nerd sex tourist financial scam and that the black woman herself received little if any money at all.

 

[AnOminous]

and he’s a confirmed cuckhold lying swinger who swings and lies and gets cucked.

He swings, cucks, pays for nonexistent abortions because he's just that retarded.

But you're the nerd. Not this idiot who falls for the most transparent Jamaican scams.

I wouldn't be surprised if he lost the rest of his fortune on a Nigerian Prince scam. What a complete fucking retard.

That makes it incredibly likely to have been a dumb white nerd sex tourist financial scam and that the black woman herself received little if any money at all.

He probably actually preferred the black bucks to get his money because they gave him his first prostate orgasm while spitroasting him.

 

[DickMain]

The funniest unexplored possibility is that these black sex workers are scamming Nick out of $1,000 with some bullshit story about a pregnant female sex worker who will surely be fired unless she gets $1,000 to abort a baby (bonus points if they convince Nick it's his). Bitch is probably either infertile or on birth control.

Not only that, but how long was he there for again? I do not believe at all he'd have received a positive test that quickly. I choose to believe the (somehow) funnier alternative to Nick knocking up a prostitute: Nick being tricked into believing he knocked up a prostitute and needing to hush it up by ponying up a thousand bucks (and coping that this is a good thing actually because a thousand dollars is so much for them and also she would have been fired!).

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

You know, my man often asks me “how is that cuckold lawyer doing?” and I am going to be breakdancing into the room with a boombox playing Biggie because it is so fucking balldover.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Who has violin lessons in the middle of the morning?

Homeschoolers oh wait to who's teaching the kids... Gram gram??

 

[AnOminous]

Nick being tricked into believing he knocked up a prostitute and needed to hush it up by ponying up a thousand bucks (and coping that this is a good thing actually because a thousand dollars is so much for them!).

My only criticism of the Jamaicans is they didn't take him for even more, because they could have. They should have upped their game for this particular whitebread ass nigga.

 

[Vect]

This was my thought as well. Nick is an obvious mark. Stoke his ego and take his money.

That's it's a scam doesn't really matter compared to the fact that Nick was willing to fork out a thousand dollars for a dancer's abortion in a country where its illegal while his kids were back home, what, scavenging for tins of SpaghettiOs? The first nanny was gone at this point, right?