Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 17 35.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 18 37.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 4 8.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 9 18.8%

  • Total voters
    48
Almost sure Kayla left.

Not saying this is confirmed, I could feel it in my bones that this was the reason for Balldoman cope spiral. Also, maybe, it makes sense that Kaylas motion by her lawyer wasn't tainted by Balldodust because maybe they are not in contact anymore so that Nick can't interfere.

FapCop this might be your chance.
 
Nick REALLY wants that back-to-back LOTY victory. This is fucking unhinged. I can’t stop laughing.
Nick is the Mr. October of competitive lolcow awards, doing something catastrophically stupid for our amusement at roughly the same time the past three years:

October 2022

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What Happened Next: The Catfish Arc - Nick simps for a 40-something year-old man who drives a shitty Lincoln.
Accolades: Internet Famous Lolcow of the Year


October 2023
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What Happened Next: The Cocaine Cult Arc - Nick becomes a drug addicted, polygamous ghoul and the gang gets arrested.
Accolades: Lolcow of the Year (1)

October 2024
Nick and the Valtrex Valkyrie publicly descend into narcotic-induced psychosis.

What Happened Next (prediction): The Divorce Arc, possible ATF/DEA stand-off at the Balldo Bunker
Accolades (prediction): Lolcow of the Year (2)
 
I know some are speculating that Kayla may try to divorce Nick but I don't think that'd really go well for her so she may just try to make it work unless things get so bad she just does it regardless.
It'd go fine to the point of being in divorce rape territory. If she cleans up and does the appropriate groveling to CPS while Nick continues to be a coked up fuckwad, she'll get custody, the kids will get to keep living in the house or something similar, and short of Nick's parents cutting him entirely off, if he has income, wherever it's from, he'll have to pay child support.

They can't DIRECTLY hit the trust fund, but are Nick's parents really seriously going to throw their grandchildren into a trailer park? I don't think so. Minnesota isn't big on alimony so there may not be much of that, and maybe Kayla has to get a job to take care of her own shit, but the kids will be fine and she'll have somewhere to live.

Nick will be in Low-T territory with most money he receives going to his kids while bye-bye Rustang, hello basement apartment, and maybe he gets to keep some of the worthless "art" and leave it lying around on the floor since it's probably not even worth selling.

Also I guess he'll get to keep the snake tattoo and the "I WILL BE US" tattoo. Can't really sell those either.
 
I have never bought rekeita horseshit for a second when he gasses himself up or very blatantly lies to look humble when he says he thinks he's stupid or he's self deprecating in any way. He's a humongous egotist. However, I used to be a viewer of his and I even gave him money a couple times years ago and I've always thought he was intelligent enough, like slightly above average and I've always thought his problem was he thought he was a genius when he was only like slightly intelligent slight above normal.

Recently especially post arrest he has been undeniably retarded, like incredibly stupid, self incriminating, obviously making things worse for himself at every possible turn, publicly saying stupid things and burning down as many bridges as he can. Like Ethan Ralph, and bossman jack levels of behavior.

Does he just have no plan anymore? It feels like there's no endgame and he's just trying to feel as much dopamine as he can before he kills himself or OD's. He isn't preserving his family, he's definitely not preserving his reputation, he certainly isn't preserving his professional business or any sort of career. What the fuck is he gonna do after this is all finished?
 
Randazza also has a deep mastery of civil procedure matters and knows what actually gets a petition like this granted. Just getting review granted was impressive. Having the decision so close they had to resort to a tie-breaker factor in a multi-part balancing test was even more impressive. And if he'd pulled it off, it would be one of those things on his website saying "look how I pulled off this feat of wizardry not even God can do."

And he got a lot of money out of it that would otherwise have gone up the enormous nose of an impotent cuck. I bet he'd buy a more tasteful car with it than Nick would, too.

And the tie-breaker was "Is the other state's law settled enough for us to use?" and the answer was "No, the appeal courts differ on its interpretation and Colorado's supreme court hasn't made a ruling.", something that was outside of Randazza's ability to influence. Even though he lost, he has shown that he's worth his asking price.

Very interesting that they take it in turns to tweet. Nick goes off for a while, then April does. Now April's quiet for the last 10 minutes, and Nick has started back up again. Really activates those almonds.

Sean can only impersonate one person at a time because he uses his other hand to eat constantly.

My money is on Nicky using this as a sock account and April having 0 to do. The writing style is too different from her instagram posts.

Nick has promised his parents and lawyer that he won't tweet from his account. They didn't count on Nick and April swapping accounts.

It's so wild to me that the guy who made money covering other people gets bitchy when people cover him lol.

Isn't that always the case though?
 
I'm pretty sure this is April. Guys, she's basically saying she loves Nick but left because she has to love herself now - as in the retarded threesome was hurting her as she kept waiting for Nick, but he's stuck in his awful marriage with Kayla who doesn't love him. April loves him. She left and he's not fighting for her, so she's spiralling. At this point she has nothing to lose. This is her getting his attention and fighting for him, by publicly professing her love. How would this be Nick posting?

I'm sure it's April, too, but I think the reason she's giddy is because Kayla is now out of the picture and she can openly post about her eternal love for Nick, how they're totally meant for each other, and other cringe-worthy teenage bullshit. I don't think the timing of the Valkyrie tattoo is incidental, either.

It's a shame we won't know who accompanies Kayla and April to their respective court appearances.
 
It's a shame we won't know who accompanies Kayla and April to their respective court appearances.
At Rekieta’s omnibus, according to onlookers, Kayla looked like a nervous wreck and was clutching her mother Sharilyn the entire time. Will probably be a repeat of that at her own omnibus, except that this time Nick probably won’t be there.
 
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Calling Nick is a clown is an insult to clowns.
Nick would never make it through clown college.
Nope, he couldn't do it.
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I’ve been watching a lot of Ink Master recently, so I’ve started to kind of look at tattoos more critically.
That Valkyrie face is busted...the guy didn't punch in the black.

If this is The Breakfast Club, Nick is the principal, actually the janitor.
Nick would definitely look through the lockers and steal any drugs. Bender, your drugs are not safe!
 

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Kayla's omnibussin' hearing is on Monday. It's possible her lawyer convinced her to take a more sensible approach to her charges and plea, which pissed off Nick (and probably April assuming that's actually her xeeting).
But then why file the (very recent) motion to get the warrant invalidated? Did she just change her mind within the last 24 hours or so?

Don't forget that April's omnibus hearing is the very next day and no similar motion by Gallagher is showing up in her case (yet). Coupling that oddity with signs of the throuple's collapse in the Xitter self-immolation(s) today, the probability of Kayla and/or April entering a plea colloquy into the record on either/both days just shot way up, and thus on-the-ground reporting suddenly could be worth the trip after all. Is there any chance that any of the esteemed KF journalists from August 21st could be in attendance either day or both days?

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It'd go fine to the point of being in divorce rape territory. If she cleans up and does the appropriate groveling to CPS while Nick continues to be a coked up fuckwad, she'll get custody, the kids will get to keep living in the house or something similar, and short of Nick's parents cutting him entirely off, if he has income, wherever it's from, he'll have to pay child support.
The current house is in the trust fund and the original house is on the market to probably pay legal bills. There may not be shit for her to get in the event of a divorce.

I dunno about you guys, but I think I’m going to keep a close eye on the Kandiyohi County Jail roster this weekend.
If you scroll down a bit you'll come upon one Mr. Ryan Joseph Schmeichel. Looks like he would be an excellent cell mate for Nick.
 
But then why is Nick acknowledging her?
Art The Clown, one of Nick's biggest simps, also started posting here yesterday to shit talk Aaron, something fishy's going on
Yeah, this can't be understated.

Be on guard for gay ops, guys (and gals). Nick needs a W badly, and he's been striking out a lot lately. Nor is he above gay ops. See the recent aborted attempt against Sean. He even did one with Art a while back, and Art has mysteriously showed up here.
 
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EDIT: I gotta add that this last tweet is basically admitting to the polycule. What made Rekieta go into a blocking spree + April changing her handle to "April_Law1111" + an admission to the polycule? 🤔
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MEGA DIVORCE RAPE INCOMING!!! LOLCOW OF THE DECADE! :story:

@Third World Aristocrat You might want to preemptively edit that DENIED video to replace the spinning DENIED effects with spinning DIVORCED. :story:
 
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