Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[WelperHelper99]

Don't it is trash.

Why do you think I haven't lol? Nick makes it hard not to do a Nostalga Critic style breakdown of why it's shit though.

No, nerdy child, he NEVER claimed to be trad! He was also never a law channel!

His gaslighting is truly off the charts lol. Because he actually does say that

 

[Pedophobe]

We may as well not even have a vote for LOTY this year. Nobody is topping this.

Bossmanjack is going to have to literally kill a bitch to top this now.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Bossmanjack is going to have to literally kill a bitch to top this now.

It's so fucking over BMJ Bros....

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

but leaking old messages so you can have your 15 minutes of fame is gay as fuck.

But nick rekieta told me I could leak DMs! Nick Rekieta told me I could leak that DM!!!!

 

[RichardMongler]

As overused as this phrase maybe, I will repeat it as it is quite apropos.

NEVER GET HIGH ON YOUR OWN SUPPLY.​

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Why do you think I haven't lol? Nick makes it hard not to do a Nostalga Critic style breakdown of why it's shit though.

It's not worth that, I watched the first episode of it and the entire premise is retarded.

"Wait, they rape, beat and verbally abuse the healer...the person who will have complete power over them when they are helpless. This sounds like the entire series should be 10 seconds long as the entire cast bleeds out after the first tough battle"

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Accused sex tourist Nicholas Ricotta photographed leaving court, yesterday.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/Y-AZAxWMn6Y

 

[cruisecontrol4cool]

One of these days I'm going to watch this garbage just to see how bad Nick's taste is. I will suffer for this thread lmao. I'll be the one needing coke afterwards.

Coke can't help you if you watch that shit. You'll need a Kayla sized serve of xannies to forget.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Everyone who's personality is "I'm so trad" is an omega level degenerate.

 

[WelperHelper99]

It's not worth that, I watched the first episode of it and the entire premise is retarded.

"Wait, they rape, beat and verbally abuse the healer...the person who will have complete power over them when they are helpless. This sounds like the entire series should be 10 seconds long as the entire cast bleeds out after the first tough battle"

It sounds like a 14 year old wrote it during his edgelord phase. Truly Nick's taste is below sea level.

 

[Dopey Cunt]

Hehehe...I wonder how Ballo is gonna explain this one away.

These are his own words. He can't blame this shit on THA GOBNENT. Is he gonna say he was too coked outta his mind when typing those messages?
...haha nah that nigga can't be honest if you pointed a fucking gun to his head.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He’s such a fucking nerd. He’s the most obvious mark.

The best marks are always arrogant assholes with more money than sense that think they're smarter than you.
Nick is the perfect mark.
Those Jamaicans saw his Whitebread ass coming a fucking mile away, totally finessed him because he can't read social cues and he's too arrogant to realize how gullible he is.

 

[Windy Moors]

Let the Balldos hit the floor.

 

[Meat Target]

Everyone who's personality is "I'm so trad" is an omega level degenerate.

"These people honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me." -Matthew 15:8.

Truly virtuous people don't talk about how virtuous they are. Au contraire, they're forthright about their foibles and shortcomings.

 

[Swole McPole]

You have to wonder why he brought this up, not just to Kalea but apparently others too.

One possibility is that the $1000 was indeed payment for special services.

Nothing about Nick's story makes any sense whatsoever. I'm absolutely certain whores don't sell gash on a credit arrangement. It's strictly cash up front. But how would Rekieta have found out that this woman was pregnant if he wasn't in contact with her?

- If he didn't have her contact details, she couldn't have told him.
- If being pregnant was a 'sackable offence' she'd be cautious about who she told. That'd rule out casual contacts.
- It can't have been the black bulls, Romaine and Ricardo -- he says that he contacted them in an attempt to get Laverne's contact deets. Yet no contact details for Laverne ever show up on his social media.

I think the most likely scenario is that when the Rekieta's were at Hedonism, Nick was still coining it hand over fist on social media. Thousands of followers on Locals -- and growing. Biggest recipient of superchats on YouTube, etc. So while at Hedonism, he was being the big 'I am...' tipping like money was going out of fashion. Attractive negress drags him on stage to shake his bony booty? Here, have a thousand. Couple of black bulls plough Kayla while Nick serves snacks? Here, boys. Take a couple of thou apiece.

These Jamaicans aren't fools. They're working at Hedonism 2, so they're going to be smarter than your average Jamokes -- IQ's in the high 80's or so, I'm guessing. A wealthy sucker walks into their field of vision so they're going to do whatever it takes to keep milking him. So somebody has maintained contact with Nick after he came home. Perhaps by email, or phone. Perhaps one of those free social media apps like WhatsApp or Telegram. After a suitable amount of time had passed, they put out the first feeler approach.

Remember Laverne? That woman you were so fond of? She probably won't be here next time you come. She's pregnant. That's a sacking offence -- and it's illegal in Jamaica. If you really want to see her again and actually go balls deep in her black ass again, she's gonna need a little help here. And remember -- abortion is illegal. A couple of hundo won't do it.

But why wouldn't this person -- whoever it was told Nick that Laverne was pregnant -- why wouldn't they just pass on her contact details? Did Nick smell a rat? Our boy grew up in the rough part of Houston. Nick knows a nigger when he sees one.

Ah, none of it makes sense. Attempting to sort out the truth from the lies is just impossible when it comes to Rackets.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

It sounds like a 14 year old wrote it during his edgelord phase. Truly Nick's taste is below sea level.

Oh it only goes downhill from the start, the opening is the healer revealing that he somehow obtained the power to undo time itself and reverse events to the start of him being drafted into the party.

Then he rapes the Princess who leads the party and erases her mind.

I am fairly certain that Bible Black had a more coherent plot than Redo of Healer.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Coke can't help you if you watch that shit. You'll need a Kayla sized serve of xannies to forget.

Or booze. That is 100% how Rackets watched it. Drunk out of his mind for around 5 hours, watching a 12 episode trash fire while not feeding his kids

 

[datura_binge]

hahaha so he didn’t want the public to know about hedonism, but wanted to give just enough clues so that some unknown number of fans with an attention to detail could find out…. but expected that those that do would not publicise this info, just sit on it privately and feel satisfied…

This is some Da Vinci Code, Asscreed, xfiles “the truth is out there” type shit. So I guess he didn’t expect that the website dedicated to noticing and cataloging details on internet celebrities would “follow the white rabbit” take the redpill and triangulate the secret message in the Mona Lisa to realise he is a fucking cuck.

What’s even funnier is that he KNEW kiwifarms existed and KNEW it’s specifically famous for triangulating locations from single photos. Who else did he expect to get this super sekrit message? Furthermore did he then expect the farms to like… hide the discovery? As if it’s ever done this before? It’s like he sent this Assassin’s creed progenitor race genetic clue about the 2012 cataclysm SPECIFICALLY to this site, then is surprised when they received it and publically recorded it here. I guess he thought his parents would never look here so they wouldn’t see it, as if people don’t repackage what’s discovered here in viral videos all the time…

Sometimes I make fun of the Calvinist doctrine of Predestination by pointing to random bullshit and saying “This was predestined since the foundation of the world” but for real, in the Grand Plan of Balldo, it appears being outed as a cuck was predestined by him since the foundation of the world.

Also I like the theory he got scammed, it’s the most likely, however the most funny/sad is that he aborted his black love child because it would mean he has a confirmed african kill over Fatrick. It would also support his claims to being a urban whitebread ass nigga cus niggers kill more niggers than anyone. It also would help explain the irrational hatred of Eric July.

I unironically think he wanted to get caught. I forget what the term for that is, but if he wanted to keep any of this hidden he probably could have. Instead he's spent the last year doing all this shit, HE outed himself about balldo, HE outed himself about Hedonism by posting pics etc. also let's not forget, even with experience knowing the farms and actually talking to Null before, the guy taunted us multiple times in videos basically begging us to deep dive him.

Now why did he want all this? Idk. But he definitely begged for it all to happen. Maybe he legit hates his life. The wild thing is he was actually pretty popular and basically invented lawtube. Why he would actually have that success and choose to actively destroy it instead of just coasting is beyond my comprehension. I read a quote one time that very few people actually commit suicide, but almost everyone self-destructs (be it through vices, a "mid life crisis", whatever). Maybe that's what we have witnessed here.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Oh it only goes downhill from the start, the opening is the healer revealing that he somehow obtained the power to undo time itself and reverse events to the start of him being drafted into the party.

Then he rapes the Princess who leads the party and erases her mind.

I am fairly certain that Bible Black had a more coherent plot than Redo of Healer.

At least Bible Black doesn't pretend it's anything but porn. Yeah I'm glad I skipped this. I like edge, but like seasoning yo food, there is such a thing as too much edge.

 

[Finger Pistols]

One of these days I'm going to watch this garbage just to see how bad Nick's taste is. I will suffer for this thread lmao. I'll be the one needing coke afterwards.

I remember seeing clips of it circulating online when I was involved in anime circles. Yes, I know I am a big nerd. Anyways, it was infamous at the time for being the degenerate anime of the season but with rape scenes. One clip I remember circulating is of the protagonist, the healer, threatening the woman he was about to rape with a branding iron if she didn't comply and using healing magic to keep her from totally breaking. It just seems like your typical revenge fantasy for weirdos, nothing else of substance.
Other than that, the discussion around it died down after a month or two. So I assume the rest of the series was mid if it couldn't keep the audience's interest after the rape. There are plenty of good revenge stories out there, unlike that one.