Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.3%

  • Total voters
    390
Hassling the guy and puppetering him is just going to make him blow up and that's funny, but the good shit is from what he says unprompted in response to things out of his control. When you engage with him, he thinks he's won just by responding and being able to respond. The thing about the Casino or his legal case is that he can't do anything. He can only destroy himself, and that's what he does. You are only helping him by giving him someone to blame who is an incel prude or nerd. I know this sounds counter-productive, but I know someone like Nick in real life, and just removing their control by not engaging with them directly is enough to set them off in ways that milking them slowly can't.

Both things are happening. The vast majority of balldowatchers are not engaging with him directly, and watching his slow burn as he vomits milk periodically. And, those who engage him elicit other flavors of milk. All is happening as it should.

The worst thing in the universe for a narcissist liar is to be exposed, and that's exactly what's happening to Nick.
 
Wil Herren has the scoop on the omnibus.
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Apparently Kayla was late and the judge yelled at her. Nick confronted the observer afterwards.
"Kiwi Farmers could be here" he thought, "I've been in this courthouse before. There could be Kiwi Farmers anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bald spot. "I HATE Kiwi Farmers" he thought. Fuck tha Police reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $80 whiskey circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Famers in the afternoon. "With a Mustang, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
 
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Nope. Don't buy it. That's a Balldoguard position meant to deflect any blame away from Nick.

He was 100% a willing participant in all of this shit. Nick is not a victim.
lol I’ve basically only ever shit on nick in this thread.

It takes two people to get to this level, neither are innocent and both deserve everything coming their way.

I don’t agree with the perspectives that it fully comes onto him, or fully onto her. Their relationship and how they’ve been living has been carefully constructed and what we are able to see obviously was all a lie.

Something between them happened, someone wanted to be promiscuous, or both. What caused that? My gut tells me because a relationship has run it’s course. Based on that and what we’ve seen someone also wanted to save that relationship.

I use the fact that Nick didn’t want the wifey whore perception to become mainstream as a nod to his willingness to stay with her. I think she was wanting to leave him around this time and wanted to get blacked to see if it would save their marriage. She was able to fuck with nick on a level many aren’t able to comprehend. Narcissistic personality disorders like this create a battle of escalating odds it ends with a bloodbath.

Cut to now. I think it’s at the point that Nick has decided to abandon his wife. He now has the narcissistic power with the cycles that exist in these relationships. Nick might now be doing the exact same thing back the her that she did to him at the hedo restore.

Of course this is all speculation, but at the core level both of these people are objectively bad. You don’t need the Talmud to know that. They both enabled each others downfall and the collapse of their children's entire lives.
 
So I guess we should just shut the entire forum down and sit silently and not laugh at the dancing skelly.
He can't control or even try to control the Farms because he refuses to make an account. He can control the way he interacts with a mod because that mod reaches out to him to get stuff to post. There's a distinct difference between the two. The former causes him react in an explosive and funny manner, the later he just seethes and blames the other guy. Post your DMs if you want, that's fine. I'm just saying that enterprising Kiwis who want to engage directly with Nick are just as ineffective as CWC alogs.
 
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So I guess we should just shut the entire forum down and sit silently and not laugh at the dancing skelly.
Spooky Scary Balldoman
Sends shivers down your spine
His coked out skull will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight
Spooky Scary Balldoman
Speaks with such as screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear the zombie shriek
 
Her's is a Zoom hearing.

Technically, everybody can be going, in a sense.
Is it an in court appearance for her? Might as well go. I don’t want to say it, but Nick is hyper paranoid and even locals going would cause him to claim cow tipping (which is funny because all people are doing fucking nothing beyond watching a public hearing).
 
Lmao like that pregnancy even existed. This is so obviously a routine scam they pull. Bitch was on birth control the whole time.

Nick is fucking retarded.
He probably went around the resort bragging about how rich he was and generally looking and acting like a FUCKIN' NERD who had "EASY MARK" written on his forehead.

This is how he likely looked like to everyone around him:

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These Jamaicans aren't fools. They're working at Hedonism 2, so they're going to be smarter than your average Jamokes -- IQ's in the high 80's or so, I'm guessing. A wealthy sucker walks into their field of vision so they're going to do whatever it takes to keep milking him. So somebody has maintained contact with Nick after he came home. Perhaps by email, or phone. Perhaps one of those free social media apps like WhatsApp or Telegram. After a suitable amount of time had passed, they put out the first feeler approach.

Remember Laverne? That woman you were so fond of? She probably won't be here next time you come. She's pregnant. That's a sacking offence -- and it's illegal in Jamaica. If you really want to see her again and actually go balls deep in her black ass again, she's gonna need a little help here. And remember -- abortion is illegal. A couple of hundo won't do it.
I imagine that this scenario played out with Rekieta going around the resort bragging about all the YouTube money he makes, which is an incredibly retarded thing to do in a foreign country, let alone a third-world country, let alone a third-world country populated by niggos. Nick should consider himself lucky that he only got fleeced out of a relatively (at the time) insignificant amount of money and didn’t end up kidnapped on a boat before being tossed to the sharks.
 
I think it was a dig at what he found to be the typical customers of Hedonism. Its a place that doesn't have a reputation for attracting the beautiful people.
I love the fact this pathetic cuck went there and is exactly the kind of degenerate weirdo you'd expect to go somewhere like that, but obviously he's better than all those other pathetic cuck weirdoes who go there to sexually exploit third worlders.
 
Nope. Don't buy it. That's a Balldoguard position meant to deflect any blame away from Nick.

He was 100% a willing participant in all of this shit. Nick is not a victim.
I'm of the same opinion that this is how it all started. I believe they had an argument and Kayla wanted to start swinging and Nick, now that he was having his arm twisted, admitted he kind of wanted a similar arrangement. I don't know why you people immediately jump to that being Balldoguarding though. It's not calling him a victim. I didn't say he's a victim. I didn't ask anyone to have mercy or sympathy for him. He was still complicit in everything. He clearly wanted to start swinging, probably just as much as Kayla did. Maybe Nick's attitude is why Kayla wanted to sleep with other people in the first place. We already know this from the way he talked about Kayla prior to Hedonism. It's not outside the realm of possibility to theorize that's how the swinging started. It doesn't make Nick a victim though. He went along with it and rode the crazy cocaine train. That was all his active decision.

Arrangements like this don't just "happen". Polyamory/swinging doesn't just happen. There's usually a conversation, argument, or agreement of some kind that happens. It's not out of the realm of possibility to assume Kayla threatened divorce if something didn't change and that's what led to them going to Hedonism II. Some people are just interested in talking about how it went down. Nobody's asking anyone to have sympathy for Nick or make him a victim. He's an ass hole and everyone knows it.
 
That line about "$1,000 goes a long way in Jamaica" sounds like exactly something the bulls would have told this sucker, this fucking rube.
Honestly I'm more surprised he got scammed for only $1,000.

With the amount of money he was wasting back in that era, the Rustang, spending likely tens of thousands of dollars on trips every couple months, and, they could have easily milked him for triple that number. At least.

Remember, the trip where he was caught following the Hedo II employees (Ricardo and Romaine) was in June 2023. And it was his last stream before that trip that he had his "Do you know Mandy?" meltdown. Where he, drunk and shirtless, regaled his guests about how if he wasn't married to Kayla, he'd be in a sexual relationship with MANdy, a man who was catfishing him and had been for years!


This was days before his trip!

So you have this coom-obsessed easy mark who's a massive dorky nerd, who's so gullible he falls for the dumbest catfish ever, and your ask is......... $1,000?

He got off easy.

Nope. Handle it discreetly while saying being pregnant is a firing offense on her line of work is an obvious allusion to abortion...
I prefer my version where the hooker was never pregnant and he paid for an abortion that never happened, because that's just how much of a sucker he is.
Somehow I'm pretty sure the version of the story where he actually impregnated the "dancer" at the Jamaican sex resort and then paid for her abortion is the LEAST embarrassing version of the story.

Like sure, it's total hypocrisy compared to the image he portrayed for years, but in at least in that scenario he wasn't getting scammed.

Nick Rekieta has been so felted every single day for so long that he's reached the point where the steel man argument for being less felted than he appears is "Hold on a second. It could have been him who impregnated the Jamaican stripper."
 
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