Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TexOffender]

Uncivil was in the meme copium stream today.

When mentioned that kalea was given the boot after years of modding with no thanks or anything from Nick:

Then there was this exchange.

Further down when discussing sargons copyright thing.



Comparing the situation to Nick he laments:

 

[Pill Cosby]

This is Nick doing 6D Chess moves to own the Kiwi Farm nerds and the corrupt Minnesota Judges and Copts.

Well played Baldo, well played!

 

[Male Idiot]

I am fairly certain Nick got scammed.

But the funnier option is that Ourwife getting a train run on her by the British Broadcast Channel with their large dark antennas made him potent for once, and he had his rawdog 30 seconds of glory in the nearest hooker.

So they tell him to pay 1000 dollars for an early graduation for a maybe fictional Jamal Rekieta, and then send the whore for a 50 dollar coathanger job while they keep the money.

At this point, do we even know if his original five are really his? Who knows how long they had been doing this. It would explain why Nick doesn't care if the keeds in fact are not his own...

 

[Peace Through Power]

It seems like this janny was not compensated fairly for their contributions, and have sought satisfaction elsewhere

She was just jealous that Nick didn't poledance for her

Spoiler

 

[Fortyone]

I was watching KC clips and this is insane

Nick: "I love my life way better than you do"
Then he immediately makes the face of extreme despair while looking absolutely run down and sleep deprived



His coping has reached a new record level, juju the cow really has poisoned his mind and made him think the only thing in life that matters is banging multiple low value whores while doing hard drugs and not being a nerd, which is absolutely insane considering the situation he's in.

Also going to multiple anime cons, having warhammer 40k merch and streams about it etc. Definitely isn't nerd behavior Nick, that's totally jock shit and you're not an absolutely huge nerd. For sure.

 

[Desktop User2]

In all fairness, there likely never were neither an abortion nor 1000$. It’s a bullshit story that doesn’t make sense, and is a typical narc move.

(Regular people just tell lies. Narcs tell lies aimed at making other people FEEL BAD:”Oh wow, Rekieta was just being a mensch, I feel terrible now!”)

I dont know how claiming you paid an abortion so a stripper can follow her career would make him look good to a former Christian mod, that´s why my pet theory is he was scammed for that 1k and just used that story to justify his relationship with the male dancers which was what he was trying to do in that convo...

 

[AnOminous]

Nick: "I love my life way better than you do"
Then me immediately makes the face of extreme despair while looking absolutely run down and sleep deprived

Lmao the face of a man loving life. He has all the joie de vivre of Ronnie McNutt on his last livestream.

I dont know how claiming you paid an abortion so a stripper can follow her career would make him look good to a former Christian mod, that´s why my pet theory is he was scammed for that 1k and just used that story to justify his relationship with the male dancers which was what he was trying to do in that convo...

Remember he's so wetbrained he listed as one of his reasons for following them on social media that he hadn't had sex with them.

 

[waffle]

I find it hilarious that Wu comes on here just to laugh at Nick. That's the ultimate Feltening. Nick will never come back from this. He is the second sektur personality to be sacrificed to the corn. We have truly been blessed.

If sacrificing niggas to the harvest works this good it's no wonder the ancient people keep doing it. All of our sacrifices have pretty much self selected anyway. How were Ralph or Nick suppose to keep being treated with kid-gloves the way they were acting?

 

[Procrastinhater]

He's tarded himself. Possibly forever.

Its okay scrote, plenty of 'tards out there livin' really kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

I thought that, with Nick laying off the coke-streaming, the thread might slow down- but he's really branching out into new areas of embarrassment.

No brakes on the Balldomobile.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Hedonism II peaked out back in maybe the 1980s. Today IMO its just a disgusting place for really disgusting people. There are way better choices for clothing optional resorts and probably way better hook-up places. I would imagine that the typical current hedonism customer is a disgusting degenerate swinger looking to live out his porn fantasies in front of a public audience. In other words alot of sweaty porn obsessed cuck guys like Nick and their whore wives.

I was thinking the same thing about what is probably the foul state of that place by now. I knew someone (a high-earning (yes, fat and white, also pretty and brilliant) woman dumped by her fiancé) back in the mid-90s who went there. She had a ball (ha), and I think went more than once, but it sounded gross and skeevy even back then. Could not understand why this (actual practicing lawyer, btw) woman who was earning mid-high 6 figures in her 20s 25-30 years ago would go to such a tacky* place to get her ya-yas out.

*just perfect for certain people who buy crap art from mall stores, cars they can't drive, bad tattoos, and mountains of coke yet can't be arsed for kids' food, or a water filter or tile redo for their murder bathroom.

(Regular people just tell lies. Narcs tell lies aimed at making other people FEEL BAD:”Oh wow, Rekieta was just being a mensch, I feel terrible now!”)

100%

I wonder if Nick ever realized how he kicked off another round of harvest?

One might wonder if he did it intentionally. And I don't mean as a Work, but that drive for attention, the need to be perpetually in conflict, and in the spotlight.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Nick is just trying to secure his LOTY 2024 win at this point and I'm all for it.

He shot to the front of the pack with his arrest back in May. He's basically on his third victory lap at this point.

 

[TheTractor]

I fear for the safety of the kids, did the court take away his weapons?

 

[Fapcop]

I dont know how claiming you paid an abortion so a stripper can follow her career would make him look good to a former Christian mod, that´s why my pet theory is he was scammed for that 1k and just used that story to justify his relationship with the male dancers which was what he was trying to do in that convo...

AGAIN, in all fairness, Nick never mentioned abortion.

He basically went “Heh, this story about how I only got in touch with them, to give a pregnant woman 1000$ for medical expenses and a private hospital to give birth in, will make them feel REAL bad!”

That Nick never predicts the consequences of his actions, or didn’t even stop to think: “Wait, that kinda sounds sus… Sure hope those damn NERDS on Kiwifarms won’t meme it into an Rekieta Abortion story?!” Is really funny to me.

He’s literally the embodiment of 95 IQ guy who thinks he’s the 140 Einstein chad at all times.

At least half of Rekieta’s troubles stem from always thinking he’s the smartest guy in the room.
(See also: “Hehe… I’ll own that Monty faggot SO HARD! It’ll be the lolsuit that keeps chugging and the money will keep coming!”)

The other half is cucking/coom related.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

I figured that Nick threatening to strike @elb might lead to some sort of “Streisand effect.” Instead we got something much better! This is the Balldo Effect!

 

[Captain Manning]

Somehow I'm pretty sure the version of the story where he actually impregnated the "dancer" at the Jamaican sex resort and then paid for her abortion is the LEAST embarrassing version of the story.

Like sure, it's total hypocrisy compared to the image he portrayed for years, but in at least in that scenario he wasn't getting scammed.

He'd actually be a hypocrite under both scenarios. Whether the abortion was a scam or real, it sounds like he thought he was paying for an abortion.

So, yeah, the scam theory is probably funnier because it has the added element of him being a rube.

Be aware, he might try to come out and claim that "medical expenses" means pre and post natal care, but he kinda painted himself into a corner by suggesting he was trying to prevent her from getting fired. You know, pregnant women tend to "show" after a while. I can't think of any way to stop that except termination of the pregnancy.

Nick tried to dig himself out of shit, and just digs himself even deeper.

Somebody said it best already: Every permutation of this story is retarded.

It's like Nick saying his 9 year old wasn't given coke, but she might have been exposed to coke by somebody smoking it (on Chrissie's really bad idea of a podcast). So is he admitting that there was crack smoking going on in his house? Is that any better than him dosing his kid? Or her getting into the coke stash to try that powder mommy and daddy like so much?

He really thinks he can spin his way out of anything and everything.

 

[RollingRock2]

Nick "limp dick corner cuck" Rekieta
Nick "paying for whores abortions" Rekieta
Nick "fuck my wife" Rekieta
Nick "Jamaican my wife crazy" Rekieta

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He shot to the front of the pack with his arrest back in May. He's basically on his third victory lap at this point.

Nick has finally found that drive to succeed at all costs. If this was an Olympic competition it would be admirable. In this situation it’s pretty Goddamn hilarious. Keep up the good work Crackets!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I fear for the safety of the kids, did the court take away his weapons?

They did but April is out there in the woods hunting. Shes picked up the scent of liquor and lube and is slowly closing in on her target.

 

[AnOminous]

He'd actually be a hypocrite under both scenarios. Whether the abortion was a scam or real, it sounds like he thought he was paying for an abortion.

So, yeah, the scam theory is probably funnier because it has the added element of him being a dummy.

Conceivably even funnier is "ha ha joke's on you I was only pretending to pay for an abortion" and he lied himself into a story where he's a child-murdering piece of shit to his old audience.

 

[Fapcop]

I fear for the safety of the kids, did the court take away his weapons?

Don’t worry they’re with the grandparents.

I’m sure it’s not their first rodeo with Nick sperging and lashing out.

The oldest is probably looking forward to college, tired of having to say: “Jesus dad, just get offline! Turn off the internet and you won’t hear anyone laughing.”