Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

but it's Nick's fault that the speculation into his life revolves around race-based cuckoldry, because... That's exactly what happened.

The original source of all the race-based cuckoldry needling of Nick was that Nick spent a whole bunch of streams talking to his black friend Mr. Drexel about race-based cuckoldry and having Mr. Drexel share all his stories about his direct involvement in race-based cuckoldry.

As with him doing cocaine, few at that point would have ever thought Nick and wife were directly involved. But if you generate streams talking about that sort of thing with a black guy, you are going to get jokes made at your expense about it. Which is what happened. If you host streams with Mr. Drexel literally bragging about how irresistible he is to married women, you can expect people to make fun of you around that. Its just the way it is.

 

[Frak_Binatra]

No, he did not. He specifically said she would be fired because of the pregnancy and gave her the 1k to discreetly deal with it. There is no way to infer from that she would hold the pregnancy that would get her fired till birth, that´s just nonsense... I do believe it was an obvious scam if this story is true but to infer it is to hold till birth is a massive stretch.

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If he wasn't already in touch with the bvlls how did he know she was pregnant?

 

[datura_binge]

The original source of all the race-based cuckoldry needling of Nick was that Nick spent a whole bunch of streams talking to his black friend Mr. Drexel about race-based cuckoldry and having Mr. Drexel share all his stories about his direct involvement in race-based cuckoldry.

As with him doing cocaine, few at that point would have ever thought Nick and wife were directly involved. But if you generate streams talking about that sort of thing with a black guy, you are going to get jokes made at your expense about it. Which is what happened. If you host streams with Mr. Drexel literally bragging about how irresistible he is to married women, you can expect people to make fun of you around that. Its just the way it is.

It's actually amusing to think of how much of his old content is entirely focused around criticizing the exact things he has been proven to do. I remember many streams where he shit on non-monogamy, cuckoldry, etc etc. HOURS of content talking shit about stuff he loves.

 

[WEEKEND]

lol bro that Jamaican stripper story is hilarious. He is such a fucking mark holy shit. Nick, buddy, you aren't cut out for this life nigga. You and your dumpy headcase wife are upper middle class trust fund babies, no amount of coke or orgies is going make you "cool". You lived this white trash larp for like a year and ended up destroying everything.

Have you ever wondered why guys like Ralph can white trash it up for years and still somehow manage to keep going? Why Warski can do all the coke and not end up truly fucked? Why Dick can fuck BPD whores? Why your drug dealer is in business? It's because they are built for this shit Nick, you aren't. Even then those guys still crash and burn.

If you weren't so obsessed with being "cool" you might see what a dork you look like, with your gay ass vape pen and trashy tattoos. Even your side piece is a dime a dozen basic bitch.

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

Morale of the story never trust some Basic Goth E Whore named KaleaTheVampire. Why the fuck do these streamers have such a Para social relationship with their mods. Imagine telling a complete stranger all the intimate details of your life and they don't even live in the same fuckin state as you. I use to be lowkey jealous of Nick and how much money he was making in superchats and sneeding that I could do that 100x better than that faggot could but every one of these streamers/Ecelebs always lets money turn them into unhinged Psychos. MrBeast is a great example of that. Finding out yesterday He's probably a PDF too on top of everything else was wild.

 

[Major]

This thread is heavier on the mutt's law posting than I'm comfortable with, but at this point it can no longer be denied that Nick and Kayla had sex with Jamaicans. There are probably more tasteful ways to observe this fact, but it's Nick's fault that the speculation into his life revolves around race-based cuckoldry, because... That's exactly what happened. Depending on who's retelling of the stories you trust more, you can even place Nick "in the corner" during these events.

why is reverse interracial not a thing? All that slave history and such

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

What if we are all nerds and baldo is actually a SEX GOD?

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

why is reverse interracial not a thing? All that slave history and such

I am sure it is. Degenerates have no boundaries and no shame.

 

[Captain Manning]

So is this a verified Kalea? 'tis the season for very gay ops.

Agreed, this really needs to be KiwiVerified.

It's 100% her. Back in August of last year she posted a screenshot that presumably only she would have.

It should be easy enough for her to talk to @AltisticRight, or some other janny, if the checkmark is really necessary.

Wow I feel like an idiot. I've just been refreshing the thread, last thing I saw up there was about him threatening to copy strike.

Thread is moving fast again because Nick has gone ultra-retarded again.

 

[Path Wanderer]

I know “touching/tipping the cow” is verboten and Josh has a low opinion of the time when forumers tried to invite lolcows on the forum but in Nick’s case, I believe there is an exception. Nick, come to the forum you have read every day for the past two years, sign up, and let out your frustration. It is obvious that beating around the bush and arguing in circles (and smoking crack) with the haters for two years has left you rawer than an overused balldo. Come to the forum, write what you have wanted to write for so long, and go

 

[Swole McPole]

I always just wonder with liars as pathetically weak and obvious as Nick who they think is even buying this bullshit.

Yeah I went to that crackhouse because they have great hors-d'oeuvres.

It's especially ridiculous because Rekieta had already coughed to that slapper who got drunk on his show that Kayla had expressed an interest in swinging.

- So, your wife tells you that she wants to have sex with other people.
- You spunk up thousands of dollars and fly the pair of you to a resort, whose explicit function is to provide degenerate middle aged people with a space where they can have sex with other people.
- You throw yourself into the spirit of the place, getting up on stage and interacting with the paid help who have the task of helping the uptight Americans and Europeans let their hair down and get in the mood for swinging and availing themselves of the commercial interracial coitus that's on offer there.
- But having spent all that money, and travelled all those thousands of miles, when you get there, you decide you're only going to have the same kind of monogamous sex you've been having for the last twenty years with your partner back in Minnesota?

Does that make any sense at all? Who the fuck would believe that?

 

[Tiger Jack]

At this rate he's going to end up confessing to all the charges just in the pursuit of winning arguments with former friends and paypigs.
By this time next week he'll be sliding into Drexel's DMs admitting that he did give his 9 year-old cocaine, but it's okay because it was "medicinal".

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

What if we are all nerds and baldo is actually a SEX GOD?

Then The Gods are false and should be overthrown by Kratos.

 

[Oxyjen]

My favourite thing of the day so far (and it’s a high bar) is the alleged “Dark Aura” emanating from the Chaos Balldo.

And the Omnibussy is still to come, I pray that we get to see it and will laugh up a lung if April joins the zoom from the bunker again.

 

[Martin Cooter King Jr]

Everyday I think, "This can't get any worse," and then it does. How is this possible? How can it get even worse from here? Prison for 26 years?

This would make a hell of a Netflix series. The actors/writers wouldn't be out of work for atleast 5 years.

 

[PetrolSniffer42069]

It's especially ridiculous because Rekieta had already coughed to that slapper who got drunk on his show that Kayla had expressed an interest in swinging.

- So, your wife tells you that she wants to have sex with other people.
- You spunk up thousands of dollars and fly the pair of you to a resort, whose explicit function is to provide degenerate middle aged people with a space where they can have sex with other people.
- You throw yourself into the spirit of the place, getting up on stage and interacting with the paid help who have the task of helping the uptight Americans and Europeans let their hair down and get in the mood for swinging and availing themselves of the commercial interracial coitus that's on offer there.
- But having spent all that money, and travelled all those thousands of miles, when you get there, you decide you're only going to have the same kind of monogamous sex you've been having for the last twenty years with your partner back in Minnesota?

Does that make any sense at all? Who the fuck would believe that?

I guess midlife crises can be a hell of a drug in and of themselves. It's him spiraling and spiraling with no resolve. To top it all off, him being astoundingly stubborn is compounding this even more. Every time someone tells him he's being degenerate, he digs in his heels, and then proceeds to degen deeper just out of sheer spite.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

And the Omnibussy is still to come, I pray that we get to see it and will laugh up a lung if April joins the zoom from the bunker again.

No! That's not funny at all! We'll be SO FELTED if Nick's coke whore continues to flaunt the fact she's Nick's mistress! Us NERDS can only HOPE to one day achieve that level of COOLNESS

 

[Drama Trauma]

It must be a Great Day at the Balldo Bunker:

Credits to: AI Garbage for the AI Cover
SenorWhyME for deep fake video

 

[Anti Lolicon Bomb]

You can even see this in his understanding of Franks. He did an aggressive calorie restriction, which will indeed result in weight loss. However, with calorie restrictions, it's inevitable that you'll lose muscle mass. We usually mitigate this by maintaining adequate protein intake and practicing physical activities. It's quite obvious from his comments about his nutrition that he never cared about macronutrients and filled most of his caloric intake with empty calories like alcohol.

This is why he has hank hill ass.

 

[Butwhythough2]

I'm under the opinion the "pregnant" stripper saw a retarded American and identified him as a mark. And Nick got played out of $1000. A retard and his money are easily parted, especially when most of that goes up his nose or into a whiskey bottle.