Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

It has to do with prostitution legislation, they can't touch you sexually because then that would be characterized as prostitution which would be technically ilegal and get the resort in trouble. Of course that is all only on paper and de facto Jamaican authorities look the other way towards prostitution in tourist areas/places

And I'm sure they really play that up, how they're making this special exception and breaking the rules JUST FOR YOU because you're SO SPECIAL, you're the MAGICAL WHITEY!

"Nerd" could be some kind of tic, possibly associated with resentment Kayla (a Trekkie... maybe it was her Qover name) or a conversation with a lawyer about words he can and can't use. I believe he's in even far worse mental shape than he appears, because he's spent his entire life hiding his true self in public.

People like to say "just be yourself," and that's a nice platitude. But suppose you're Nick Rekieta.

Then you should really do your best to be anybody fucking else because you're a goddamn asshole and everyone hates you.

Sometimes I make fun of the Calvinist doctrine of Predestination by pointing to random bullshit and saying “This was predestined since the foundation of the world” but for real, in the Grand Plan of Balldo, it appears being outed as a cuck was predestined by him since the foundation of the world.

"Was getting cucked part of your plan?"
"Of course."
"Well, congratulations, you got yourself cucked. Now what's the next step of your Balldo plan?"
"Paying for this abortion. With no survivors."

 

[Oxyjen]

but wanted to give just enough clues so that some unknown number of fans with an attention to detail could find out

He wanted to attract other swingers, end of.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

By his own account, he eventually drove his weight down to around 145 pounds. The reality was of course that he was doing heavy coke and getting most of his calorie intake through alcohol consumption. That as a man in his 40s, he had developed something like the eating disorders of a teenage girl.

The consequences of his weight was were that he lost a fair portion of his adult muscle mass and probably risked organ failure through malnutrition along the way. He never had that much body fat to lose in the first place and at his age, he was losing things in his body that he would not be able to easily add back and that honestly it wasn't a good idea to get rid of.

Rekieta is a fool who does the most superficial research and thinks he has a specialist understanding of the subject.

You can even see this in his understanding of Franks. He did an aggressive calorie restriction, which will indeed result in weight loss. However, with calorie restrictions, it's inevitable that you'll lose muscle mass. We usually mitigate this by maintaining adequate protein intake and practicing physical activities. It's quite obvious from his comments about his nutrition that he never cared about macronutrients and filled most of his caloric intake with empty calories like alcohol.

Rekieta is a retard who thinks he's a genius; it's laughable.

 

[Strix454]

It has to do with prostitution legislation, they can't touch you sexually because then that would be characterized as prostitution which would be technically ilegal and get the resort in trouble. Of course that is all only on paper and de facto Jamaican authorities look the other way towards prostitution in tourist areas/places

Beyond being a tourist area, Hedonism II is a well-known anything goes degenerate swinger resort. But pretending that the "dancers" on staff are risking legal trouble is likely just part of the LARPing that goes on in a place like that. Any prostitution inside that resort is going to be highly organized by the resort itself. As well, scams like the one Nick fell for are likely also organized at a high level.

 

[Martin Cooter King Jr]

Nick, if you're reading this, it's only downhill from here. Now's a good time to be like Robin Williams and go for a swing.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Rekieta is a fool who does the most superficial research and thinks he has a specialist understanding of the subject.

You can even see this in his understanding of Franks. He did an aggressive calorie restriction, which will indeed result in weight loss. However, with calorie restrictions, it's inevitable that you'll lose muscle mass. We usually mitigate this by maintaining adequate protein intake and practicing physical activities. It's quite obvious from his comments about his nutrition that he never cared about macronutrients and filled most of his caloric intake with empty calories like alcohol.

Rekieta is a retard who thinks he's a genius; it's laughable.

Nick is already a cuck, he strikes me as someone that doesn't WANT to be strong. Reminds him too much of the Chads that shoved him in lockers for his Warhammer figures.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

TV's Wil Herren just posted video of Rekieta outside the courthouse for Kayla's hearing. https://youtu.be/quWRYBl_2F8

Nick has a troon hunch. Someone make Null aware of this.

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

Nick the Nerd

Instead of impregnating the stripper himself, which would be funny AND weird, he paid her medical expenses for another man's baby and then spent the night chatting with the local BBC dancers about anime.

LMAO dude is a fucking dork even while trying to be a sex pest. Leave the coke and swinger parties to the people who can handle it and go play with your Ultramarines and your Joker poster nerd!

 

[Captain Manning]

Wouldn't the hole be deeper after?

Yeah, but he'll have to dilate regularly. He's already coping and seething. So, 2 out of 3 thus far.

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

Nick has a troon hunch. Someone make Null aware of this.

How viable of a defense is it for Nick to troon out and blame his transgenderism for the drug abuse?

He is in Minnesota, home of St. Floyd, so I feel like this could be a good strat two white women out victim a straight white man, but a troon would take victim priority I'm sure.

 

[BeetleBug242]

So I believe the ghoulish wife wanted to divorce, she said “nick, I’m going to leave you. Or you can let me fuck and suck black dick for cock” nick folded and then turned to drugs to cope.

Pretty sure that’s what lead to hedo in the first place.

 

[Burt Macklin]

Hey guys! Just got back from Jamaica. What did I miss?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick still does not understand that the only way for him to stop being the target of well-deserved mockery is to stop feeding the trashcan fire with more juicy bits.

Instead he really believes he can "get one over" the Karen Farms and all his former friends he alienated by being an unbearable obnoxious faggot.

The felting will just continue until he completely loses it and is either admitted to a psych ward or put under conservatorship, pumped full for Valium and locked up.

Someone decently talented with video editing software please take Nick's coked out head and put it on the creepy spooky skeleton video. It fits perfectly.

 

[Schwarzwald]

So if I understood correctly about the 1000$ "dancer", the different options are:
1. Nick rawdogged her either intentionally or accidentally and payed for an abortion like a good responsible Christian.
2. Nick fucked her with protection and she scammed/blackmailed him for 1000$ for an accidental abortion.
3. Nick had multiple Niggers fuck the dancer and payed her 1000$ as the only significant tip he owns.
4. Nick and his wife fell for the most basic bitch scam ever and touts his action as if he is moral for falling for it.
5. Nick and his wife managed to find the one person in a hedonism commune with a real sob story and actually believes that 1000$ will be enough to raise that kid with his mom out of work.

Place your bets people!

For what it's worth, I don't think somebody of Nick's means at the time and history of lavish spending would have hesitated to drop $5,000 or $10,000 if it were an altruism thing. Specifying "medical expenses" is also very concerning to me, but considering Nick's audience seeing the message I don't think he would have made any super negative implications intentionally.

I have a relative who is similar to Nick in the game of lies, half-truths, contradictions, and manipulation. It's always exhausting reading between the lines. What he told this lady he might have told very differently to someone else that asked.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh, c'mon -- you've got to make these potential statements from Rackets at least SOMEWHAT believable... Him saying that ANY aspect of his life is private, after all of his oversharing??? Balderdash! What chicanery is this???

Funny because I seem to remember when this faggot started oversharing about his degeneracy, cuckoldry and other repulsive behavior, that's exactly what people told him. Bitch, keep that shit PRIVATE. PULL UP.

But could this gigantic homo do that? No.

And look what happened. Told you so, fag.

 

[Pedophobe]

Nick’s awake! [ X | Archive ]

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Psuedo-insighful word salad. His brain is cheese.

 

[Desktop User2]

So I believe the ghoulish wife wanted to divorce, she said “nick, I’m going to leave you. Or you can let me fuck and suck black dick for cock” nick folded and then turned to drugs to cope.

Pretty sure that’s what lead to hedo in the first place.

Yeah, fucking around was totally the shut in benzoed wife idea...

 

[Oxyjen]

This is totally transparent. This woman just wants attention. Nick Rekieta is a scumbag and a deadbeat, but leaking old messages so you can have your 15 minutes of fame is gay as fuck.

BS. She’s entitled to share relevant details since Nick was bullshitting her and rebuffed all advice.

If you want to criticise Kalea for anything let it be 1) involving herself in rekieta’s circle in the first place, a den of depravity and gloating over others misfortune, while 2) claiming to be a holier than thou Xtian intent on casting out Satan.

He will have learned this in 'rehab'. He's a narcissist so look out for more cherry picked therapy speak that he will use to attempt manipulation/obfuscation.

I feel like the whole “I like me” speech has come from one of his team of therapists who are working around the clock on this difficult case.

—

“My wife and I just went on a wonderful vacation at a sex resort on the west coast”

“Jamaica?”

…

…

“No, she went of her own accord!”

Badoom-tish!

 

[Desktop User2]

Wait, Melton´s chat is Member´s only? So Nick is a paying member of Melton´s Super Adventure Club?

 

[AnOminous]

Plus Nick is dumb enough to think that 1000$ would remain until the kid is 18.

That line about "$1,000 goes a long way in Jamaica" sounds like exactly something the bulls would have told this sucker, this fucking rube.

By his own account, he eventually drove his weight down to around 145 pounds. The reality was of course that he was doing heavy coke and getting most of his calorie intake through alcohol consumption. That as a man in his 40s, he had developed something like the eating disorders of a teenage girl.

This is probably how he got what looks like actual brain damage. A lot of people who do massive amounts of drugs and booze don't go into pure tard mode or incipient Wernicke-Korsakoff just from that. He basically speedran himself into wetbrain. You can tell he's visibly dumber and slower than he ever was, can't think straight, can't follow a train of logic, talks in pure gibberish sometimes.

This is even when he's not visibly acutely intoxicated. He's tarded himself. Possibly forever.