Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Not Even Twice]

Between being catfished by MANdy, scammed by male strippers in Jamaica and his stellar legal defense....fellas I'm starting to think Nick might be very fucking retarded.

 

[AnOminous]

Absolutely horrifying. All real men recognize that pregnant women are hot. Only those with tiny penises like the Balldo Prince think that any aftereffects of pregnancy negatively affect them.

Remember that Nick is an extreme homosexual. He is utterly disgusted by the fact he has had offspring. He HATES his kids.

He is not a real man. He is a fag. A cuck. A weakling.

 

[Captain Manning]

Oh God, can you imagine PPP when he finds out Nick might have either funded an abortion, or got scammed into funding what he thought was an abortion?

I don't feel he lost his shit enough over Nick's Easter stream. I still want him to completely go absolutely apeshit at Nick over his hypocrisy when it comes to Christianity.

Nick's had quite a couple of days. I hope he's bright eyed and bushy tailed in time for April's hearing tomorrow. Her case is the one which could really fuck things up for him.

I'm just wondering if some idiot is gonna try and fuck it up again. Last time it was "April, show us your tits!"

And that was extra lame, in her case, given she practically has none.

Yeah, let people watch. Don't let them speak. I don't know why courts have an issue with this.

 

[Shinku]

Is this an elaborate plan to get Windigoon to cover Rekieta? Make him a cryptid?

Because, if so, I like it.


Figures that dumbass would like her. I heard she sucks.
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Yeah, okay. I'll see myself out now.

Certified Dad Joke lol.
Also Just look at the Kalea DM time stamps and you'll see he was cope splaning from 12am to 3pm lol

 

[Freikstorn]

2.0 felting Sean:

https://www.youtube.com/live/N-tXULwGljk?si=UcL9dVCkak22Nef_&t=8015

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

As if she's going to wreck such a perfect scam. Imagine the money she and the other Jamaicans are making from this scam of dumb whiteys.

Surely the fine people of Hedonism II won't purpurate such a scam as they allow their patrons to be ripped and torn. Clearly that racist put a bastard in a dancer and paid for her abortion because he wants her to dance for him while trying to do buck breaking in front of our wife. They don't have to speak out because clearly I speak for the victims and I say that Nick Rekieta raped and murdered a Jamaican girl behind a Arbys in 1990. That's why he revisits Hedonism II to relive the scene of the crime like a sick pervert.

 

[AltisticRight]

So is this a verified Kalea? 'tis the season for very gay ops.

Yes.

Hello my fellow farmers.

Thanks for these, finally, a look behind the curtains of the Balldo Bunker.
Anyway, I've taken some janny privileges to clean it up. Click on the thumbnails to enlarge it.

Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between Nick and some crazy BPD chick.

One's a biological woman and the other seems to be transitioning into a "woman".

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Guys, this has to stop. I can't eat anymore corn today. Between the NERD, Vampussy, and Omnibussy, I'm fucking stuffed guys. We harvested too much. And we still have dessert as April's Omnibus ride is tomorrow....

 

[Zertes]

Actually Borderlines have much higher suicide rates than NPD (70% attempt, 10% succeed),

I didn't know that, I need to call my friend more often

 

[Jex]

I was waiting for the October surprise to drop

 

[AltisticRight]

Guys, this has to stop. I can't eat anymore corn today. Between the NERD, Vampussy, and Omnibussy, I'm fucking stuffed guys. We harvested too much. And we still have dessert as April's Omnibus ride is tomorrow....

 

[Kheapathic]

And what the fuck is the pose he's making? Suck dick much?

I could be off, but that's a six-year old just got told "No" and told to sit down and behave, and they want you to know how mad they are at you; so they cross their arms and make a face at you. That's the pose Nick is holding, he wants you to know how mad he is.

 

[dustnight]

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

Just out of curiosity, I've seen and know of everything in this thread's title except the "snuffs animals for fun", why was this one added if I may be so bold to ask?

 

[Zertes]

They picked an obvious number a dumb American whitey would fall for, thinking he was getting a bargain to get out of a sticky situation, meanwhile the bitch was never even pregnant.

Free money for the Jamaicans.

And I love how he seems to believe the bullshit like that even touching the Yankee devils would get the Jamaicans fired immediately. I mean get a LOAD of this guy. He thinks they hire these muscly Jamaicans, ripped to the max, at a cuck resort, and yeah they're totally unavailable to the patrons.

This dumb faggot actually believed that?

I mean they TOTALLY made an exception JUST FOR YOU even though they were risking their JOBS for it.

How retarded do you have to be to fall for this

It has to do with prostitution legislation, they can't touch you sexually because then that would be characterized as prostitution which would be technically ilegal and get the resort in trouble. Of course that is all only on paper and de facto Jamaican authorities look the other way towards prostitution in tourist areas/places

 

[Sharpeteer]

Just out of curiosity, I've seen and know of everything in this thread's title except the "snuffs animals for fun", why was this one added if I may be so bold to ask?

He kills small animals in needlessly cruel ways for no good reason.

 

[repentance]

One's a biological woman and the other seems to be transitioning into a "woman" bitch.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Catching up and someone has probably mentioned this but ...

That's the fucking plot of Dirty Dancing.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Guys, this has to stop. I can't eat anymore corn today. Between the NERD, Vampussy, and Omnibussy, I'm fucking stuffed guys. We harvested too much. And we still have dessert as April's Omnibus ride is tomorrow....

Balldo Balldie is going to have an interesting couple of days ahead...

 

[Fapcop]

Wil Herren has the scoop on the omnibus.
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Apparently Kayla was late and the judge yelled at her. Nick confronted the observer afterwards.

Did I hear those sweet, sweet words? “Tension between Nick and Kayla”?!!

Kayla has never been this close to getting fixed!

I’m coming honey!!!