Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vect]

What is this? This "man" talked about having a sex dungeon in his house, thirsted over a catfish and got a blowjob - all onstream.



He took pictures of himself with a bottle up his asshole.

But actually having sex with sex workers at a sex resort during a sex event? No, you're insane, nerdcel prude, I was there to chat to two smoking hot Jamaican bodybuilders about Japanese cartoons and seasonings and abortions and I only read Penthouse for the articles! Sex, what is that, when girls give you cooties?!

I really, really do not believe that a Jamaican stripper's advice about cooking would be to only eat ramen at 5 in the morning.

 

[Stiffy]

Threads speeding up. Are "medical expenses" for the dancer a Nick approved abortion?


Narcissists never kill themselves. He'll have another series of rage posts on xitter soon.

Actually Borderlines have much higher suicide rates than NPD (70% attempt, 10% succeed), and since Nick falls more on the weak and vulnerable side of NPD which is much closer to BPD it's quite possible. Especially if substances are involved. There is clear evidence he's shame spiraling right now, and that can be dangerous for self harm.
The way April is behaving (if that was her Xweeting) is more characteristic of a Borderline who's abandonment anxiety has been triggered. She's become a secondary psychopath, and probably still on something. Borderlines are capable of literally anything when triggered. She could shoot an arrow through Rekieta's nose tomorrow, or hop a Greyhound to Mexico and fuck Ethan Ralph on video. I'm not even joking. I studied these lunatics for many years, and almost married one.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

He hates them (shocker).

Yeah he got her pregnant

 

[AnOminous]

He pulled an End of Evangelion Shinji, while his wife (Asuka) laid in bed, comatose, from the BBC.

After the only orgasm she ever had in her life after having five kids from a limp dick Balldo Man.

Nick´s coke fueled strategy to threaten Elissa went as well as all the other strategies he concocted...

It's not like anyone told him it wouldn't work out the way he pretended it would.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Hello my fellow farmers

Hello, Deepthroat.

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

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The dancer Nick is referring to is most likely Laverne. She was their favorite.

Even if it isn't, Laverne was touchy and flirty with Nick by his own admission and was also staff at Hedonism II. Yet Nick includes the idea that staff would get fired for touching guests as a defense:

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In the clip below, Nick does state that Laverne could have gotten fired for that, but it obviously didn't stop her from getting "handsy" with him and both Nick (and Kayla) seemed to enjoy the experience thoroughly.

Clip From Longer Post: Laverne Gets Handsy with Nick

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Check out the full post if you want some more details on Nick, Kayla, and Laverne.

Laverne is also specifically mentioned in several trip advisory user reviews for Hedonism II interestingly enough. Must be good at what she does.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Actually Borderlines have much higher suicide rates than NPD (70% attempt, 10% succeed), and since Nick falls more on the weak and vulnerable side of NPD which is much closer to BPD it's quite possible. Especially if substances are involved. There is clear evidence he's shame spiraling right now, and that can be dangerous for self harm.
The way April is behaving (if that was her Xweeting) is more characteristic of a Borderline who's abandonment anxiety has been triggered. She's become a secondary psychopath, and probably still on something. Borderlines are capable of literally anything when triggered. She could shoot an arrow through Rekieta's nose tomorrow, or hop a Greyhound to Mexico and fuck Ethan Ralph on video. I'm not even joking. I studied these lunatics for many years, and almost married one.

Don’t get my hopes up. The Saga Crackeita cannot possibly top tonight except with an arrow to the leg.

 

[AnOminous]

Hello my fellow farmers.

Hello Darkness my old friend.

 

[Vibralldo]

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The dancer Nick is referring to is most likely Laverne. She was their favorite.

Even if it isn't, Laverne was touchy and flirty with Nick by his own admission and was also staff at Hedonism II. Yet Nick includes the idea that staff would get fired for touching guests as a defense:

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In the clip below, Nick does state that Laverne could have gotten fired for that, but it obviously didn't stop her from getting "handsy" with him and both Nick (and Kayla) seemed to enjoy the experience thoroughly.

Clip From Longer Post: Laverne Gets Handsy with Nick

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Check out the full post if you want some more details on Nick, Kayla, and Laverne.

"She was all over me"
"She asked me to marry her"
"I paid for her abortion"

Very sus

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

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I'm about to pitch a new series to that nerd Eric July.

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I'm a BALLDO man...
BALLDO MAN!!!!!!!!
Burning up his coke outside alone....

Polycules ain't the kind of place to raise your keedz....
In fact, it's cold as hell....
And there's no one there to raise them if you did....
And all the streaming, I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week....*WAS*
A BALLDO man....
A BALLDO MAN!!!!!

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I'm a BALLDO man...
BALLDO MAN!!!!!!!!
Burning up his coke outside alone....

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Or more likely, Nick got fucked by a waiter while Kayla watched.

Most likely scenario: The waiter fucked Kayla while Nick held the snack tray.

 

[DAT DIGGA]

Nick can’t get it up to women but he is hard for men lol. What a faggot need a Balldo to function. Just remove your balls when he is in jail he is going to be someone wife. Ahhahaha

 

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This is like when he said he goes to strip clubs just to listen to the dancers stories.
You're so full of shit Nick it's unreal.

R.I.P. #6

 

[Sharpeteer]

Hello my fellow farmers.

Hi. I've heard of you.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Everytime Balldo flails his limp wrists in impotent rage divine karma felts him harder than before.
Universe is intent on buck breaking Nick Rekieta.

While I am not a chistian myself, Glenn Beck often says "If you are a follower of god he will have you Humble, even if he has to MAKE you humble."

Rekieta taunted his deity and I think the deity is making it clear that he won't be having that shit.

 

[Fapcop]

She could shoot an arrow through Rekieta's nose tomorrow, or hop a Greyhound to Mexico and fuck Ethan Ralph on video.

Sounds like I might get a (weird and uncomfortable) fap out of the Rekieta saga in the end regardless! Guess I’ll take it!

 

[make_it_so]

I can’t tell, is he saying he paid for this exotic dancer’s baby appointments because she was getting fired, or did Nick “Trad Dad” Rekieta pay for her abortion so she WOULDN’T get fired? Am I going crazy?

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Sadly, I'm tempted to lean more towards abortion, given how much of the whole "Trad Dad" image has proven to be a farce and what a complete libertine hedonist he's proven to be.

 

[Desktop User2]

Must be good at what she does

Run pregnancy schemes on clueless whitebread ass niggas?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

This is like when he said he goes to strip clubs just to listen to the dancers stories.
You're so full of shit Nick it's unreal.

R.I.P. #6

Kayla's got like 3 or 4 angels on her shitty tattoo, so this would be like #9 or #10.

 

[AnOminous]

"She was all over me"
"She asked me to marry her"
"I paid for her abortion"

Very sus

I wonder how many times this batch of Jamaicans pulled this exact scam on dumb white people.