Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 96 25.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 63 16.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 146 39.2%

  • Total voters
    372
I dont know how claiming you paid an abortion so a stripper can follow her career would make him look good to a former Christian mod, that´s why my pet theory is he was scammed for that 1k and just used that story to justify his relationship with the male dancers which was what he was trying to do in that convo...
It supposedly happened in jamaica right? Similar kinda scams are quit common there.
 
Has anyone spotted April in the wild recently? Last I heard she was "lost in the woods" and tweeting from an alleged new account that sounds exactly like Nick.
It wasn't a new account, just renamed. I'm with Aaron in thinking that it was actually April tweeting.

It's only a couple of days ago she was last on social media and her court appearance is today so she's not exactly MIA.
 
I wondered why the $1k payment was brought up apropos of almost nothing.

Nick saying he followed them on IG, because they met on vacay and they asked him to follow their account to boost its stats, would have been a perfectly acceptable explanation.

Nick told this story because he thought it made him look good and would make K feel guilty. How dare you imply fucked employees of a swingers resort! I'll have you know they were nice people, we discussed anime! and to really drive the point home he wanted her to know they helped a third world woman of color who found herself in a terrible situation with an unwanted pregnancy and Nick was there for her!!! How dare K imply this was some tawdry sex things. These were friends, helping friends, you cold hearted fiend!

It's also hilarious that it never occurred to him when typing this out that he was just conned by some locals who know the allure of the white savior complex, and white guilt, at a swingers resort. The "need abortion" story is particularly good grift at a swingers resort. I bet it gets the crew at least a few extra thousand a month and they can easily sniff out the chumps susceptible to it, like the Rekietas. Even now Nick believes it was a legit story and they really helped out these new POCs friends in their time of need, we are the basement dweller nerds who don't understand.

You can see why Nick stuck to church and living in a small community. These would be the only people who would give him the benefit of the doubt or politely listen to his BS and not call him out on it. It's easy to gaslight nice, honest people who want to believe the best about people. Even if they know you are full of shit they won't call you out unless it's gets to the point you're brining your side piece to church and drunk driving your kids.
By the same token one can see how easily Nick is conned by others because he thinks he's so smart and his ego is so damn big. The fact he fell for such an obvious con job by some hotel employees shows what an easy mark Nick is.

The internet was a big mistake for Nick. KF even worse. KF people aren't nearly as nice, don't blindly trust and have a good nose for bullshit. He should have stuck to pretending to be a lawyer in a small town and spending his parent's money to make people to give the impression he's successful and employed.
 
It really reminds me of Sargon's "I'm wearing a suit!" arc. Middle aged men with arrested development being proud of catching up on some teenage and early 20s experiences.

I think it isn't just the partying and the drugs, but also the fucking two women. I've seen more than one nerd suddenly feel like they're a stud or player when they get into some policule or similar and have this brief period where they're fucking two women or had a trio with sisters or something like that.

At some level I do think he is finally not a nerd anymore and can use it against others. It's also probably because he lost a lot of his passion for these things, as drugs and sex can drain the color out of all other activities
I, like a lot of people here I think, got my partying and my crazy drug fuelled shit out of my system in the 90's. At some point you grow up and that shit gets exhausting and not fun anymore. Maybe you even get responsibilities too, only a fuck head parties like he's in his 20's when he has kids.
At some point you grow up.
Or I guess you're an arrested development dork like Nick and burn your life down and your kids lives down in your 40's because you're a fucking drunk and a slave to your most base impulses.
Sorry I'm not "cool" like you Nick. Have yourself another line faggot, and I'll stick to the "nerd" shit.
Space Marine 2 is pretty fucking good.
Hell maybe one day I'll even get time to get that fucking Warlord Titan finished and painted.
 
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