Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Prokhor Zakharov]

It's 100% her. Back in August of last year she posted a screenshot that presumably only she would have.

It should be easy enough for her to talk to @AltisticRight, or some other janny, if the checkmark is really necessary.


Thread is moving fast again because Nick has gone ultra-retarded again.

I don't doubt it's her, but we have KiwiVerified for a reason. It's not like people haven't tried really hard to gayop us before.

 

[Swole McPole]

I knew someone (a high-earning (yes, fat and white, also pretty and brilliant) woman dumped by her fiancé) back in the mid-90s who went there. She had a ball (ha), and I think went more than once, but it sounded gross and skeevy even back then. Could not understand why this (actual practicing lawyer, btw) woman who was earning mid-high 6 figures in her 20s 25-30 years ago would go to such a tacky* place to get her ya-yas out.

There was a documentary about the place on British TV about twenty years or so, and they interviewed a bunch of the participants. They generally fell into a couple of categories:

a.) Swinger couples in late middle age -- mid 50's to early 60's.
b.) Fat white wammen who'd hit the wall and had developed a taste for the BBC.

This last group were the kind of women who'd struggle to meet men for casual sex in bars, but they were all earning enough to be able to afford to fly to Hedonism. They understood that these men were poor third world men who were only having sex with them for money and they were fine with that. Some of the women had the kind of relationships that fat white men have with whores in places like Thailand and Russia, where they maintain an ongoing relationship and send them money from time to time. I got the sense that these were the exception rather than the rule. They weren't looking for a single boyfriend. They wanted the variety. What they were paying for -- more than the sex -- was the idea that a range of hardbodied young black men found them sufficiently desirable to want to have sex with them.

Ah, here's a review of the show from 1999.

 

[Captain Manning]

It must be a Great Day at the Balldo Bunker:
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Credits to: AI Garbage for the AI Cover
SenorWhyME for deep fake video

I've said this before, but...

Fucking hell, AI is becoming scary!

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

This would make a hell of a Netflix series. The actors/writers wouldn't be out of work for atleast 5 years.

They would have to tone down some of the events or else it would be considered “too unrealistic.”

 

[Vibralldo]

Holy shit Rekieta you are full of shit:

You only went to the Jamaican cuckold brothel to wall around naked as a monogamous couple? Press X to doubt.

And don't blame people for calling your spouse a whore, blame yourself for turning your marriage into a whorehouse, you drunkard imbecile.

Your downfall would be funny, if it didn't involve 5 kids.

PS: Hi Ana Kasparian.

Nick and Kayla didn't fuck anyone at hedonism

Same way they totally didn't fuck Aaron and April (wait...)

 

[repentance]

Everyday I think, "This can't get any worse," and then it does. How is this possible? How can it get even worse from here? Prison for 26 years?

Sean made an almost offhand comment yesterday on his stream that if Nick keeps going the way he is currently the court might actually impose a custodial sentence.

My understanding is that the court is required to consider all other options first, but it's the first time I've heard any of the lawyers following Nick's case even mention a custodial sentence as a possibility (although home detention counts as a custodial sentence so it doesn't necessarily mean jail/prison).

 

[Windy Moors]

These excerpts are taken from an article on Mashable, the author visited Hedonism II in Jamaica:
I went to a sex resort. Yes, I'll tell you about it.
Archive

Wonder if this is why he calls people prudes?:


The author had an unwanted encounter with a member of staff:


It appears that people who visit the resort record themselves and upload it to porn sites:

I cannot stomach searching through the sites to see if Nick and Kayla appear in any videos, but I wouldn't be surprised if they do.

 

[Captain Manning]

Sean made an almost offhand comment yesterday on his stream that if Nick keeps going the way he is currently the court might actually impose a custodial sentence.

I heard that. Though he's still not sure.

I have to say though, if Sean is now contemplating even that possibility, it's baaaad. He's been super-realistic (and right) throughout this whole thing.

He might also lose that £20 bet he made.

 

[VaraeIon115]

Nick seems to be doing everything possible to get the state to bitch slap him hard.

He also does everything in his power to invite speculation/shame. Your comment reminds me of his recent "I'll enjoy prison" spiel. In what should have been a moment of somber recognition/reflection over the tatters of his life and what led him there, he turns it all into a punchline even Brianna Wu could finish. Fucker's got a humiliation fetish.

Of course Rackets is a racist on top of everything else.

The original source of all the race-based cuckoldry needling of Nick was that Nick spent a whole bunch of streams talking to his black friend Mr. Drexel

I'll admit, even when I used to watch Nick, the Drexel streams were a sore spot for me. If you enjoyed his other content at the time, it was easy to overlook some of the things they talked about, but it speaks to a deeply fragile ego Nick possesses, specifically where black people are involved. Like with all things in his life, Nick wanted to have his cake (being edgy and racist) and eat it, too (live out his porn fantasies). You could even look at the Drexel streams as Nick trying to test the waters to see what he could get away with on his show without cracking character.

why is reverse interracial not a thing? All that slave history and such

I'm hesitant to give Nick any credit for "colonizing" a Jamaican woman because there's plenty of evidence that he's got some serious ED. He thumbed in a softie at best.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Nick and Kayla didn't fuck anyone at hedonism

Same way they totally didn't fuck Aaron and April (wait...)

Loss of credibility is a fucking bitch ain't it?

I cannot stomach searching through the sites to see if Nick and Kayla appear in any videos, but I wouldn't be surprised if they do.

Nick has explicitly said we will NEVER find a video of him having sex on the internet. So we can safely assume that's exactly what he did.

 

[Cousin Eddie]

Has anyone spotted April in the wild recently? Last I heard she was "lost in the woods" and tweeting from an alleged new account that sounds exactly like Nick.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I cannot stomach searching through the sites to see if Nick and Kayla appear in any videos, but I wouldn't be surprised if they do.

You know, as fun as it is watching Rackets getting humiliated over and over again, I hope any porn videos stay buried where they are.

 

[Edward Teach]

These excerpts are taken from an article on Mashable, the author visited Hedonism II in Jamaica:
I went to a sex resort. Yes, I'll tell you about it.
Archive

Wonder if this is why he calls people prudes?:
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The author had an unwanted encounter with a member of staff:
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It appears that people who visit the resort record themselves and upload it to porn sites:
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I cannot stomach searching through the sites to see if Nick and Kayla appear in any videos, but I wouldn't be surprised if they do.

I am out of bleach so count me out.

 

[Vibralldo]

These excerpts are taken from an article on Mashable, the author visited Hedonism II in Jamaica:
I went to a sex resort. Yes, I'll tell you about it.
Archive

Wonder if this is why he calls people prudes?:
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The author had an unwanted encounter with a member of staff:
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It appears that people who visit the resort record themselves and upload it to porn sites:
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I cannot stomach searching through the sites to see if Nick and Kayla appear in any videos, but I wouldn't be surprised if they do.

They 100% partner swapped
We've seen this happen so many times before with Nick

He'll deny it at first, but like the Qover, the cocaine, and the child abuse it'll eventually come out either by admission or incontrovertible evidence

 

[Terfatron]

All I could read from those messages is that Nick is fucking gay.
He loves to hear his own voice even when its written.

 

[Canard]

You know, as fun as it is watching Rackets getting humiliated over and over again, I hope any porn videos stay buried where they are.

I have negative desire to see them, but them provably existing would be amazing step further downwards...

Just how deep can Nick go in depravity...

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Has anyone spotted April in the wild recently? Last I heard she was "lost in the woods" and tweeting from an alleged new account that sounds exactly like Nick.

If Nick shows up to her hearing with a blond wig and "I WILL BE US" carved into his forehead in 24 minutes, I say we temporarily rescind the "don't tip the cow" rule and call the police for a welfare check.

 

[demicolon]

Holy shit it dawned on me that Nick not only paid for a prostitute's abortion, the kid wasn't even his.

WHAT A CUCK​

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Has anyone spotted April in the wild recently? Last I heard she was "lost in the woods" and tweeting from an alleged new account that sounds exactly like Nick.

It wasn't a new account, it was her old Twitter, and you cannot be "lost in the woods" with a GPS enabled mobile phone that has an in-built mapping software.

Please stop being retarded.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Fat white wammen

It’s interesting that for all the big show Nick makes of hating fat women, his favorite anime has a chubster on the cover and he takes his holidays at resorts that are magnets for the obese. He was also trying to mack on Faran, who is no Twiggy.

It all makes me wonder how much of the “Ew, fatties!” shtick is to impress Dax Herrera and throw others off the scent of Nick’s fat fetish.