Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Swole McPole]

From Sean's Locals. I can't verify anything.

This is fucking bizzare. She's in court, attempting to argue that the case should be thrown out because the probable cause is invalid. There's no evidence that she's living in Rekieta's house as she shares his cocaine with him.

And she's making this argument from the Balldo Bunker with Rekieta by her side? Do they think the courts are as stupid as their Locals paypigs?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Yes! The dumbass Joker painting remains up!

Everyone knows that only cool dudes and not NERDS have expensive comic book paintings of their favorite character!

 

[Goatchoker]

IS THAT THE BALLDO BUNKER ARE YOU SHITTING ME?

Fucking amazing.

Everything I hoped for.

 

[drsb]

Isn’t it smarter to attend in person? It lets the judge see you as a human being or is that just a UK thing?

That's exactly what I think. I would absolutely want to be there in person. It's all about making an impression.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Nick, we know you have a mobile setup since you've used it in the living room. How brainholed are you that you think it's fine for your side piece to stream from your fucking studio? Just set it up in a different room. You really are a dumb motherfucker.

 

[Edward Teach]

So Kayla had to go in and April can stay in the baldo bunker? Make that make sense.

Different judges. But I would make Nick and Kayla show up in person for every single thing even if it only take 5 mins. I am sure they need the vitamin D.

 

[repentance]

For those who didn't watch Sean's stream, April's next court date is a contested omnibus hearing in January.

Sean explained that she used different grounds to try to get a dismissal so she didn't have to admit living at the house, which would have made her subject to charges for possession of the same amount as Nick and Kayla.

 

[TexOffender]

I am sure they need the vitamin D.

Yeah, because they can't get it from limpy Nick.

 

[waffle]

Can I ask a silly question?

Why do they not mute everybody that isn't a party, a lawyer of a party, the clerk, or the judge?

How is the judicial system this retarded? This keeps happening. They KNOW this keeps happening. In this court, and others. Somebody please explain this to me. @Potentially Criminal, @waffle, @Sheryl Nome, @TherapyMan?

Why is my judicial system so tech illiterate and stupid?

They do here. They do all the virtual court on Cisco WebEx and mute the whole room at the beginning. Then you get umuted as your cases are called. Here they'd probably just put new callins to a lobby if they were having a problem with disrupters. since they have all the necessary parties.

 

[Captain Manning]

IS THAT THE BALLDO BUNKER ARE YOU SHITTING ME?

Assuming that's not just from the first stream, and a gay OP, she was in the Balldo Bunker for the initial appearance too. Which many people, including myself, felt was a highly questionable decision.

This is the WinBy2 stream, some no name dabbleverse person.

The Dabbleverse people are the most unwelcome people in the whole Balldoverse saga. I can't fucking stand them. I wish they would fuck off.

I know Aaron is a cow with his own issues (yadda yadda), but really he has the WORST trolls and alogs.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

"I barely see April"

bruh

 

[WEEKEND]

The other funny thing about Nick is he's such a poser dipshit that he can't differentiate between guy talk bravado and reality. Drexel's stories are mostly exaggerated bullshit but Nick has so little experience in life that he really believed that black Quasimodo was smashing 10/10 and having threesomes every night. It's why he's so in love with Dick, a massive simp who lets his woman fuck him up the ass, he really believes the bullshit.

You know that totally true story your bro tells of when he snorted all the weed and woke up in bed with 2 11/10 bi twins who told him they'd never been with a guy who had a 9in dick? Most people think "okay dude" but Nick thinks "God he's so cool, I wish I was like him". Zero male instincts or experience. Nick is very feminine, his passive aggressiveness, constant need for attention and validation all scream insecure teenage girl. Nick's understanding of life comes solely from the movies he watched in his gay collage dorm room. It's why he thinks high school has a stereotypical group of nerds who get pushed into lockers but the chad jocks.

He would be 100% happier if he just accepted that he's gay. Then he wouldn't need to cope with his "admiration" of other men and just let them fuck his ass.

 

[Desktop User2]

A-Logs completely felted, she was dumping on Kayla from inside the bunker and they are all a happy family... and Kayla remains the dumbest bitch in the Universe.

 

[Melty Butter]

This is the WinBy2 stream, some no name dabbleverse person. Would have to go back in this guys stream to see if this is legit. Are we sure this isn't old footage from the last time April was on zoom? Can't find the original pictures of that stream to compare clothes to see if this is actually new or some potential gayop.

He's allowing rewind, live now. It looks legit in context.

 

[repentance]

So Kayla had to go in and April can stay in the baldo bunker? Make that make sense.

Kayla's charges are a lot more serious than April's. April will have to appear in person at her next hearing because it's contested.

 

[AnOminous]

(Shit, nothing about the story makes sense. How would he have heard she got fired, yet not have their contact information?)

Why would a normal employee get fired for getting pregnant? It implies there's something about the pregnancy that needs to be gotten rid of.

I'm sticking with the aborty version, something she does when she's feeling sporty, because it's funnier.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

It really is amazing how many of these dudes that want to go online and talk a boatload of shit are such thin-skinned little faggots.

All this retard had to do was say "I can't talk about the case right now as it is still ongoing." Then go on to talk about some other legal shit, and honestly, while he would still be an awful disgusting piece of shit, Kiwifarms wouldn't have nearly as much ammunition as they have right now.

But no, this dummy wants to keep talking all of this bullshit, acting like he is playing 4D chess, calling out all of his haters. Then when the shit blows back at him, try to shut it down.

It's honestly pathetic, not only is he going to get fucked in the court of law, he is currently getting absolutely Styx raped in the court of public opinion. He's not some Bond villain hatching a master plan, he is Gil from the Simpsons.

 

[demicolon]

why is reverse interracial not a thing? All that slave history and such

Ever heard of Tariq Nasheed and his unsatiable lust for BWC ravishing him in front of his family and friends?

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

I had my doubts, but they have been put to rest. Nick really is white nigger.
No matter what is real story Crackets looks terrible.
He is not kind of person who would give 1000 bucks to some foreign whore out of goodness of his Christian heart.
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[Vibralldo]

I think it's more likely that Nick paid 1000$ to abort a Nigerian Prince if you get my meaning.

True, and funnier