Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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Lawyer From Legoland said:
If I spam funny cartoon animal pictures on this obsessed website will I get banned by Null too o algo?
I'm feeling like racking up a bit of a spree today boys.
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Go back to /trash/ faggot.
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Sooty Soot said:
>koikatsu party pfp

weabshits... is this what you do after getting BTFOd by /qa2/triots?
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I looked Koikatsu Party up. Seems like it's a shitty weeb porn game. And how would you know what the PFP's from without playing it? I've never heard of it before and I literally had to look it up to know what it was, so it's probably not that popular. Uh... FrogKEKKLES? How did we recognize some random faggot's PFP being from some porn game that no one cares about? Yikes... you may have just outed yourself as a fucking coomer.
 
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Sean Shemmy said:
I looked Koikatsu Party up. Seems like it's a shitty weeb porn game. And how would you know what the PFP's from without playing it? I've never heard of it before and I literally had to look it up to know what it was, so it's probably not that popular. Uh... FrogKEKKLES? How did we recognize some random faggot's PFP being from some porn game that no one cares about? Yikes... you may have just outed yourself as a fucking coomer.
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its probably like, 4cuck culture. they have a thing for obscure porn games
 
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Space Police said:
This awful 'toss from the SPVAcvcks encapsulates the state of the nuSharty: it's technically alive, but it's all low-quality, and anything high-quality is something made two years ago. It feels like an empire ruled by imposters.
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Damn it's not even anything that bad, yeah it's a hecking slideshow but it's still funny, yes da nooshartee is le dead nigger and it's so over, yeah god dayum nigga we get it whiny ahh faggots do nuthin but complain and shieet clitty leaking all the time, make some gems xourself then xister gyatt dayuumm always bitchin' and shiet stfu negative nancy lookin ahh, a bunch of cucks crying on a kiwifarms thread is not going to make the orange kike fix his discord server
 
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Sean Shemmy said:
I looked Koikatsu Party up. Seems like it's a shitty weeb porn game. And how would you know what the PFP's from without playing it? I've never heard of it before and I literally had to look it up to know what it was, so it's probably not that popular. Uh... FrogKEKKLES? How did we recognize some random faggot's PFP being from some porn game that no one cares about? Yikes... you may have just outed yourself as a fucking coomer.
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>soishits deflecting this hard
oh nononono nusoipoopieshits...
 
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Space Police said:
This awful 'toss from the SPVAcvcks encapsulates the state of the nuSharty: it's technically alive, but it's all low-quality, and anything high-quality is something made two years ago. It feels like an empire ruled by imposters.

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You used an example of an smv which has always been slideshow coal with only few exceptions.
The sharty still has some very good artists and people, the ‘ru (when it’s not getting flooded by someone dumping their country jak folder) is still pretty good.
 
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Chudborean said:
You used an example of an smv which has always been slideshow coal with only few exceptions.
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There are good SMV slideshows, like the Welcome to the Internet one. They are good because they are clever and have high production values. This one is just a bunch of stale 'jaks in a very low-production-values slideshow -- they literally pasted soyjak heads over frames of the music video and couldn't be bothered to get rid of the background in the stock images. I have no idea why SPVA would upload something so low-quality unless it's Doll carrying out a Frootcord demoralization gayop; SPVA hasn't even uploaded the Meximutt/Amerimutt dinner, nor did they upload the obsessed Feliz Navidad song.
Chudborean said:
The sharty still has some very good artists and people, the ‘ru (when it’s not getting flooded by someone dumping their country jak folder) is still pretty good.
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I agree; there have been some pretty gemmy 'tosses lately. I just wish there was less dust.
 
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As the sun rises in the east, the Soystud wakes up. His massive king sized bed gives him a perfect night's sleep. Next to him is his beautiful trans girlfriend, still asleep. He goes in for a quick smell of her butthole, which not only tastes delicious but also smells great. Fuck yeah, he mutters to himself. He gets up and starts walking through his huge mansion which he was able to afford by working part time at McDonalds whilst still in college. He pulled himself up by the bootstraps. His penis is huge. Simply gargantuan. As he gets dressed and hops in his enormous car, he puts on the radio to listen to some of the latest awesome soy pop music which by the way the rest of the world listen to too because the party is the global cultural hegemon. The sun is shining and the sky is blue.

Meanwhile, somewhere near Germany or Belgium or whatever (who cares really?)

The Kiwichud wakes up, sweaty and anxious. What time is it? He can't remember. Most days are blurry. His communist government barely gives him enough money to survive and since he doesn't work he has no schedule. It's cold because Putin deprived his shithole of all the gas so there is no heating. His five sq. ft apartment (largest in the entire Benelux zone) smells awful. He can hear one neighbor take a shit and the others having sex. He boots up his computer from 2003 and goes on imageboards to talk shit about the Soystud. The sky is gray.
 
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soy woah jaque said:
Shilling FPE doesn't count BTW
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that's my job
Space Police said:
There are good SMV slideshows, like the Welcome to the Internet one. They are good because they are clever and have high production values. This one is just a bunch of stale 'jaks in a very low-production-values slideshow -- they literally pasted soyjak heads over frames of the music video and couldn't be bothered to get rid of the background in the stock images. I have no idea why SPVA would upload something so low-quality unless it's Doll carrying out a Frootcord demoralization gayop; SPVA hasn't even uploaded the Meximutt/Amerimutt dinner, nor did they upload the obsessed Feliz Navidad song.

I agree; there have been some pretty gemmy 'tosses lately. I just wish there was less dust.
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spva only posts slideshow coal or snca, like this schlogtranny namefag drama video and when they aren't posting either of those xhey are posting spadeson niggerbrim, xhey do post gems once in a while, but it's sandwiched between brimstone so you usually miss it
 
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