Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 68 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.5%

  • Total voters
    385
What's the schedule looking like for Balldo and company? I know Kayla's next date is in December and April's is in January
His settlement conference in his criminal case is on the 26th of next month.

The very next day (27th) is a hearing in the Monty case.

Before either of those, it is anticipated there will be a reply from the appeals court. There is a 99.99999999% probability it will consist of one page with the word DENIED somewhere in it.
 
We all know that Nick both watches the Kino Casino and reads his thread so I'm really enjoying the idea that Nick is only now just coming to the idea that he got scammed by a Jamaican whore after reading the thread.

Feel like a fucking retard yet you stupid son of a bitch?
:really:
"Sorry NERDS it's actually you and Josh who don't know how human interactions work because you're all AUTISTIC NERDS! Now excuse me while I pay this nice Black lady a fat stack."
 
Do you think April and Nick will do that bullshit sister wife marriage the Mormons do?
Breakaway fundamentalist mormons. We should be sensitive to @WelperHelper99's mainline LDS membership. Lol.

Actually, I would bet anything Nick is pissed that the stoopid gubment doesn't permit him multiple wives. He was ranting a couple of months back that it was permitted in the Old Testament. To me, that's an indication he wants multiple wives, and he's looking for approval from anybody for the April thing. He frequently (mis)uses the Bible to try and justify his bullshit. With both funny and infuriating results.

Hell, as a committed lolbertarian, Nick might even be more pissed off at James Buchanan for the "Utah War" than any descendant of Brigham Young is. I don't think they care anymore.
 
Is it going to be another zoom call from the Balldo bunker?
Lmao it was. I wouldn’t have my side piece do her court appearances where her case hinges on her not living there in the house. What are they thinking?

“Oh you think that’s MY house nerd? Well it’s blurred again so you’ll never be able to… wait am I on screen?” 🥃:really:
 
Breakaway fundamentalist mormons. We should be sensitive to @WelperHelper99's mainline LDS membership. Lol.
The FLDS (a separate thing from the LDS) can have Nick. I hope they take him in fact, they'll implode hard lol.
Actually, I would bet anything Nick is pissed that the stoopid gubment doesn't permit him multiple wives. He was ranting a couple of months back that it was permitted in the Old Testament. To me, that's an indication he wants multiple wives, and he's looking for approval from anybody for the April thing. He frequently (mis)uses the Bible to try and justify his bullshit. With both funny and infuriating results.

Hell, Nick might even be more pissed off at James Buchanan for the "Utah War" than any descendant of Brigham Young is. I don't think they care anymore.
You want to know the mainline Mormon take on Polygamy, at this point? It happened. That's it. And now it is NOT happening. And will NEVER happen again. We will joke about it sure, it's funny to tell a guy that's raging on Xbox Live you have 5 million moms, but really, the polygamy shit is dead.

As for the Utah War, it also happened. And was a nessacary part in the road to statehood. One last gasp of defiance. But it's over now. And yeah, nobody talks about it.
 
How hard is it not to tell randos on the net you are doing illegal shit.

People will screenshot that shit.
The only people do it are actual IRL losers (nerds) who legitimately think that if they tell people that, people will think they are cool and/or respect them and/or whatever. They couldn't be more wrong and yet they have no idea. That's what made said people losers to begin with.
 
The only people do it are actual IRL losers (nerds) who legitimately think that if they tell people that, people will think they are cool and/or respect them and/or whatever. They couldn't be more wrong and yet they have no idea. That's what made said people losers to begin with.
hey hey hey I only did [INSERT ILLEGAL THING] outside of the country....well except that one time I did it in country....
 
While I am not a chistian myself, Glenn Beck often says "If you are a follower of god he will have you Humble, even if he has to MAKE you humble."

Rekieta taunted his deity and I think the deity is making it clear that he won't be having that shit.
Glenn Beck’s a Mormon not a Christian silly goose
 
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You heard me, the judge is a nerd!
 
hey hey hey I only did [INSERT ILLEGAL THING] outside of the country....well except that one time I did it in country....
In an effort to appear "with it" and "cool" so I'm no longer labeled a nerd, I have a confession to make.

I did not, in fact, wait until I was 21 before I drank my first beer. Additionally. The first time I smoked I was 16.

The fuck is Dabbleverse
The only thing gayer than Nick Rekieta trying to convince us he's just like King David from the bible.
 
In an effort to appear "with it" and "cool" so I'm no longer labeled a nerd, I have a confession to make.

I did not, in fact, wait until I was 21 before I drank my first beer. Additionally. The first time I smoked I was 16.
Fake nerd. I waited until 21. Didn't even move out until I was 21. Truly one of the nerds of all time.
 
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