Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Otis Mallebrok]

Tfw stealth

He "passes fully" and only those close to him know he is a tranny? Is he stupid, insane or high? These gorilla troons have superpowers when it comes to denial of observable reality. What a pig.

 

[Bloo]

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I’m assuming he’s autistic and has severe face blindness. Nothing else makes any sense to me.

 

[merrybrandybuck]

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Neil Gaiman has fallen upon even harder times than previously assumed.

 

[klarine]

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There's no way he passes fully as anything other than shrek.

 

[Sean Andalou]

They really shouldn’t have made it anymore than that.

It is not they alone who made it more.
They pawns of a faction of the ruling class.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

I for one hope GellyNails kills himself. He seems like a disgusting and rapey freak.

If he continues with the whole stealth shit, he might actually end up dead, killed by some chaser who regretted hooking up with the troon (in the story he tells he got clocked twice, once while kissing with the other man and later when his hook up came face to face with the axe wound). GellyNails could become that mythical tranny killed by some "evil transphobe" every other day that the troons online like to cry about so much.

Alternatively, he could break through his delusions and see himself for what he really is. A gay man that groomed by his father to become a terrible facsimile of a woman, realize that most of his life is a lie and kill himself, but you know .

In any case, it is a tragic case since this guy started with blockers at 12, then HRT at 14, bottom surgery at 18, who knows at what age his father started to groom him at 8, 6 or 4 years old? God knows if his father also molested him.

 

[CoolFool]

I'm not even sure Gelly would have ended up a gay man had he not trooned out. At 7, it's not unusual for boys play with girl stuff, especially if they have female siblings. I have a cousin that was really into plushies and he liked playing with dolls with his sister, he eventually grew out of it and is a regular straight guy that is into women.

Either way, the dad ruined any chance this kid had at a normal life. He says he trooned out at 7, I think dad started grooming him and laying the ground work earlier than that. For all we know, maybe he was the one that got his kid into playing with makeup and shit.

 

[peepooman]

Yeah but he could also be a fag with no dick, who grew up to be a normal decent person against all odds. But instead he chooses to be sexpest who is first trying to trick unsuspecting men into fucking him, then presenting that poor dude as the bad guy, then turning to his echo chamber to play into his victim narrative and who continues to ask how he can better deceive other men into fucking his rot pocket. Hence... He disgusts me, I have no pity for him, and I hope he ropes, pronto. You can pity and feel sorry for people who have been wronged by their surroundings, but at some point every man must choose their path, and this troon chose to become the bad guy himself.

Yea, he is a piece of shit, but he never had a chance to be anything else. Admitting that what he is doing is rape, will completely destroy him mentally. He'd have to admit that he is not a woman, that he is in fact a mutilated man, the father he looks up to is not a supportive dad, but a disgusting sexual deviant and that what was done to him, was not gender affirming care, but inhuman shit that ruined his life, before he even had a chance to fully realize what he is getting into. I don't think that many people could process that, and especially not someone who is mentally and emotionally stunted from puberty blockers. So he is doomed to be a sexpest, until somehow, someday he has that realization and kills himself, or he continues on that path and gets killed by one of his would-be rape victims. And that's tragic.

edit: should have refreshed the page, before I posted the same answer someone else already have

 

[pink cigarettes]

That makes me wonder if the smell of festering ditch-shit was one of the things that broke the camels back, considering he tried "fingering" that freak's shitgina

More than anything I bet it was the weird angle. (Ok maybe that and the poop juice lol)

He arguably can't understand why this poor bastard he deceived was so angry. It's a betrayal of trust, and an incredibly intimate one.

This is so true. The narrative is always that the straight man in these situations is a stupid heartless frat boy brute, who just wanted a Stacy to bend over the couch, and is an evil "homophobe" threatened by his own latent homosexuality. The subtle implication is that the straight man deserved to be fooled, shocked, and upset.

IDC how much of a promiscuous Chad stud Patrick Bateman Adonis you are with zero emotions who bangs 2 girls a night or whatever, the fact remains that no matter how casual, taking someone home and getting naked with them is a vulnerable state to be in. The fact that they're a liar, that they go out every day living a complete and total lie and lie to everyone they meet and want to maintain the lie, is shocking and scary. (Plus, you know, the mutilated dick on a weird faggot part.)

He writes a bit like a brain broken, puberty blocked neural enuch, so he's probably not anywhere near clever enough to pull of anything close to this.

Loving "neural eunuch", thank you for that

A rape kit? For NOT having sex with them? What?

Either dumb af or implying he should accuse the guy of rape. Lovely.

This one is about a vile troon who was BTFO'd because another troon giggled at him when saying hello in a bar:

Can't handle 3 seconds of female-style cattiness over appearance, has total meltdown. Congratulations, YWNBAW but for one moment you experienced life as the ugly chick

Why would it be "over-socialization"? I think under-socialization seems a far more likely culprit. If you're exposed to many different people, cultures and lifestyles, you're going to see that women and men can dress and behave in all sorts of ways and their clothing and behavior doesn't cause them to no longer be women or men. I think that young people who go trans are often very sheltered and naive. Kevin Gibes is a homebody. How can you over-socialize if you only talk to people who respect your pronouns?

Late af, but in this context, "over-socialization" does not mean "socialized a lot, had a lot of friends and family and relationships." It is the term for a psychosocial concept explored by Ted Kaczynski. Basically, a person is "oversocialized" when they are incapable of coming to their senses and making healthy moral decisions that would actually be in line with their overall beliefs ("don't cut a kids dick off") because they have become too vulnerable to pressure from social trends ("TWAW") and don't want to be seen as a "bad guy," because it would bring them so much shame and guilt. It's a concept related to "longhousing" (which isn't actually just "lady tells you to do things and you do them, boo", but is related to social pressures executed inappropriately in a way often particular to women in power.)
Here are a couple of excerpts from his writing on the topic:

Spoiler

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Yeah but he could also be a fag with no dick, who grew up to be a normal decent person against all odds.

Maybe I am being a softhearted faggot here, but I think you are being completely unreasonable. This kid was groomed by his demonic father from an early age, is still mentally a child, and was then surgically turned into a freak. He had zero percent chance of turning into a normal decent person.

I mean, I hate trannies as much as the next guy, but this poor boy was a victim, and will probably never recover.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Maybe I am being a softhearted faggot here, but I think you are being completely unreasonable. This kid was groomed by his demonic father from an early age, is still mentally a child, and was then surgically turned into a freak. He had zero percent chance of turning into a normal decent person.

I mean, I hate trannies as much as the next guy, but this poor boy was a victim, and will probably never recover.

People can be victims of horrible maltreatment who we can pity, and also at the very same time they can be badly behaved, selfish pieces of shit we can scorn. Many such cases in fact

 

[Sean Andalou]

Pooner's voice did not change.
No not that voice ...

Reddit -- Archive

Spoiler: The whole rant

Most people have an internal monologue, internal voice, or the voice in your head, and it has a voice that you recognize. For me, It's hard to describe; especially since I have aphantasia. My voice is only there if I focus on it, and I mean really really focus on it. Most of my thoughts are abstract, or things I want to do or experience, but that doesn't necessarily mean I have to use words.

Before I transitioned, my internal monologue has always been the voice of a monotone woman, with a mid-range voice. Some popular theories I've heard over time is it's an industrial person in your life, or your mother and father. Mine is not one of those, I believe it to be what my own voice sounded like before I started taking T, but a slightly deeper tone, with a Midwestern American accent.

My internal monologue has not changed after 8 months of T, except for when I embody a character to use as a DM in Dungeons and Dragons. Sometimes my NPCs poke through, but it's very rare.

My question to all of you... Has your internal monologue voice changed? Did your internal monologue stay the same? Did it change? When did it change? Did your internal monologue gain an accent? This is something I haven't really seen discussed, and I would love to talk about it with other people. Thank you for reading.

 

[batteredpancakes]

More info on Gelly.

He's 19 and is now relapsing with his eating disorder. I swear every child transitioner I've come across has some kind of eating disorder.
Since I now know he's 19 that means it hasn't even been 2 years since his SRS so i'd say the guy easily clocked him by his scarring. He claims his scarring is barely noticeable in another comment somewhere but i'm calling bullshit on that.

I'm currently relapsing and i also noticed I feel a lot worse compared to when I was younger. Last time I restricted this low I was 16 and felt okay, could do it for weeks without feeling too bad. Right now at 19 I'm feeling sick after 5 days of restricting.

And some more interesting comment chains: Here he's showing off that he has the IQ of a doorknob. Commentor is a woman but her brother is a tranny.

Gelly: I still don't think it's fair i have to disclose, if they can't tell, why should I? If they never find out, what's the point of telling.

I already got attacked but that's bc he clocked me some how. Still trying to figure this out.

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How are you still not getting it? Are you playing dumb or something? You know very well that for many men being trans is a dealbreaker for a variety of reasons. Who are you to decide whether their reasons are valid, or what boundaries other people should have, or what they should be ok with? It's like saying that serving a dish that contains pork to a Muslim person is totally ok as long as they don't know and can't really taste it.

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Gelly: Your example doesn't make sense bc women aren't food.. and I also don't agree with a lot of dumb religious rules anyway.

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"women aren't food". No shit Sherlock. I'm just saying that you don't get to decide what other people do with their bodies just because you don't agree with it or think it's dumb. I also don't agree with all religious rules of all religions, that doesn't make me entitled to force my beliefs on everyone else against their will. Anyway, I see you are very young, hopefully one day you'll understand. It's just concerning that you still don't get it even after literally being assaulted because of it. Best of luck to you.

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Gelly: What am I doing that's wrong exactly? I'm a woman and i have a vagina, you act like I have a contagious STD that i'm not disclosing. the examples you give are dumb.

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You are keeping being trans a secret even though you know very well that some men don't want to have sex with a trans woman. I am not saying they are right, just like I don't believe there's anything wrong with eating pork. But you don't get to decide that for other people, it's just wrong. And the concerning part is that even if you didn't know before you recently very painfully realised it, it is actually not that hard to understand. And who the fuck said anything about STDs?

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Gelly: If a person wants to have sex with a woman, and I'm a woman, then there's no issue. Also, I didn't say you brought up STDs, I said you're ACTING like I have one. Please read better.

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If there's no issue why hide and deny being trans then? Anyway, apparently there's no convincing you, lots of older and wiser ladies here tried to explain it to you but you don't get it. Good luck and be safe

It's like saying that serving a dish that contains pork to a Muslim person is totally ok as long as they don't know and can't really taste it.

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Gelly: Your example doesn't make sense bc women aren't food.. and I also don't agree with a lot of dumb religious rules anyway.

Dude this reply is like a sub 80 IQ response. Does he not grasp metaphors?

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

It's like saying that serving a dish that contains pork to a Muslim person is totally ok as long as they don't know and can't really taste it.

Gelly: Your example doesn't make sense bc women aren't food.. and I also don't agree with a lot of dumb religious rules anyway.

Dude this reply is like a sub 80 IQ response. Does he not grasp metaphors?

This nigga would unironically answer "but I did have breakfast this morning" to The Breakfast Question.

Confirmed, HRT melts your brain.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Here he's showing off that he has the IQ of a doorknob

Yeah, naw, fuck this faggot. I might have sympathy for the groomed kid he was, but not for the creepy faggot he is now.
"Why should I have to disclose if they can't tell?"

Clearly they can tell you stupid freak, you've already got off very lightly once pulling this shit, so by all means, keep trying to be "stealth" and tricking these dudes, you'll no doubt find out at some point exactly why you should have been honest, and next time hopefully it will be made clear to you in a way that sinks in.
I have no sympathy for this selfish disgusting perverted freak, he's already seen first hand the result of the shit he's trying to pull, and he's still determined to try to trick guys into homosexual acts.

This stupid fuck needs to wise up quick.
This has the potential to be a lesson he might not live to regret.

Spoiler: When you're so retarded you "pass" as a troll

It's such a level of almost willful ignorance it almost makes me think he's a troll fucking with people, but then knowing the effect puberty blockers then cross sex hormones has on development and iQ when done to really young kids, and considering the hugbox he's likely to have been raised in, and the gaslighting into gender Cult propaganda from a young age, I could see how someone could be this naive, but after he's already had a very painful example of why what he's doing is fucked up, to still be this willfully naive...

He is lucky the guy he tried this on, by his own description, was a kind, polite, respectful kind of dude. If he pulls this shit on a drunk nigger at a club...
Seriously fuck this clown. "if they can't tell why should I disclose" yeah, you run with that dipshit, I'm sure it'll work out great for you.
And when it does, he'll have no one to blame but himself.

 

[Chandelier]

One of the greatest tragedies of the 21st century is that Tom of Finland didn't stick around to witness pooners.

We can only dream of the retarded discourse that'd surround his...unrealistic...beauty standards.

Plenty of pooners have taken to using his art style, as evidenced by their steady takeover of Bara art. One thing that pisses them off and what they do not want to be reminded of is that Tom of Finland, despite hating Nazis, loved their uniforms, and incorporated that style into his art. Punk movements did the same thing. They'll happily use his beefy men as inspiration, but don't remind them that his Leather men literally take inspiration from Nazi guards.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Plenty of pooners have taken to using his art style, as evidenced by their steady takeover of Bara art. One thing that pisses them off and what they do not want to be reminded of is that Tom of Finland, despite hating Nazis, loved their uniforms, and incorporated that style into his art. Punk movements did the same thing. They'll happily use his beefy men as inspiration, but don't remind him that his Leather men literally take inspiration from Nazi guards.

Tbf those Hugo Boss uniforms are fucking stylish as fuck. The SS were the best dressed army in history, apart from maybe the Roman Legions (post Marian Reforms).

 

[batteredpancakes]

Gelly's posted about accidentally breaking his phone screen and this interaction with another Redditor is hilarious.

Is it possible to fix my phone without my parents knowing about it
My iphone is busted. My screen is completely messes up and i can't access anything bc it doesn't register me touching it.

this phone is technically in my dad's name. it's still under warranty but i haven't taken it to get fix yet, partly because I worry my dad will get an alert or something and know my phone is broken. If i got get it fixed, will my dad know?

Why the fuck would he even care if you busted the screen and then got it replaced? This is standard procedure for a lot of people. Maybe his dad is just waiting for him to fuck up so he can bring him back to his place. Possibly the father is controlling and moving far away is an attempt to get away from him?

Redditor:
Bro they‘ll notify your dad like immediately. If you‘re unlucky Tim Apple might come over in person to tell your dad about you and your broken phone.

If processor and FaceID sensor still work, you might be in good shape because you only need to buy another iPhone and swap some parts. If not, it‘s game over

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Gelly:
So there's no way?

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Redditor:
Bro just go to some repair shop and fix the screen. Will cost some money and you‘re fine. As long as it‘s your phone(as in: you can enter it), no one cares if it‘s on your father‘s name

Gelly:
yes I'm scared lol he'll get upset and say i'm irresponsible and give me a long lecture.

hard reset won't work, the actual screen is broken.

He needs to go live with his mother. He's not capable of being independent imo. It feels like it's a 10 year old talking.

 

[the inconfident]

He "passes fully" and only those close to him know he is a tranny? Is he stupid, insane or high? These gorilla troons have superpowers when it comes to denial of observable reality. What a pig.

He mentions in the text, he is fully retarded. And is probably addressing the retard community about how he fully passes as a retard.

 

[Positron]

Gelly...he's showing off that he has the IQ of a doorknob.

He reminds me of Zach Antolek ("Zinnia Jones"), annoying people with his childish, bad-faith arguments, no doubt believing he has Hawking-tier IQ.