Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

IsaacShraeder said:
My parents met at a horse auction. They were both very much into horses for different reasons.
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Tommy "Bullrider" Tomlinson rides again. And don't ask about Mama Raven's protein shakes, child.
IsaacShraeder said:
A couple of weeks after that pregnancy, was known, my wife let it be known, that she was in love with a friend of mine who was going to divorce his wife and abandon the son that he had just adopted a couple of months earlier, so that he could move from Pennsylvania all the way to Wisconsin into my house with my pregnant wife and my dogs and my life. And would it be ever so convenient if I just went somewhere else and pretend I had never existed?
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Damn, Patrick's out here smearing a dead man to make his story sound less pathetic. It didn't work, Pat.
IsaacShraeder said:
I started doing stand-up in 2012 just on a lark. Found it very useful therapy for everything else that had been happening in my life up to that point. You know, just getting through the pain of going through a divorce and trying to sort out what rebuilding a life meant.
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Pat really made his audiences suffer with his trauma dump standup routine. Those videos are pure awkward pain.
IsaacShraeder said:
They had a countdown clock waiting for my next book to release so that they could coordinate fake reviews on Amazon so they would have a hundred fake one-star reviews or more within minutes of it actually going live.
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Lol, I can only imagine Patrick's dread waiting for the one star kraken to be be unleashed.
IsaacShraeder said:
They did the same thing on Goodreads.
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Pictured, murderdeathstalkers attempting to drive Patrick to unalivify himself.
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ERROR_ENTRY said:
Ally of Patrick, Oghenechovwe Donald Ekpeki, was just exposed for being a plagarising fraud. He was removed from the SFWA board, who've also locked down their twitter account.
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Top fucking kek, that's the SFWA's pet negro gone. Of course these retards never vetted any of his works before, they just wanted someone bleq for "representation". Ooga is from Nigeria, of course he's a scammer in some way. Wasn't there even something with a forged certificate or diploma already?
Anonymus Fluhre said:
A professional bull rider would be rather easy to find. The Professional Rodeo Cowboys Association would have information on his father
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Rick already fatly claimed that his father was riding bulls before that association existed quite a while back.
 
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An automatic clown said:
He really does think he's the smartest person in the room at all times

Which I agree with. If he's standing alone in the hovel
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The smartest kid in the sped class, maybe. More specifically the sped class for the slow and profoundly dumb ones.
 
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I hope everyone got the part where Patrick admits the Lappening was the FIRST TIME Jon met him and Ade.

Holy shit the Pringle Can was one of a kind: it instantaneously developed an unquenchable lust in Ade and turned Patrick into the ultimate beta cuck.

Logic dictates when Ade left his lap she was already pregnant with Annabelle's 2 other siblings.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
A professional bull rider would be rather easy to find. The Professional Rodeo Cowboys Association would have information on his father.
No one who's gone to college is going to believe someone with a 1.7GPA would get any sort of "honor roll" as they would know what a Deans List is. Some Universities have an Honour Roll but those tend to be Canadian and they're usually diploma mills.

Any book in the room would hold more knowledge than his brain, even a colouring book.
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I'll see if I can find it on twitter but the pests made a great graphic of Pats tweets both claiming his father was in the PBR (the pests actually reached out to the PBR and were told they have no record of Tommy "Truck Stop Suck" Tomlinson as a bull rider. Then pat claimed his father rode bulls before the PBR.

Eta: was easier to just find the tweets of Pat lying. In 2023, his father magically rode before the PBR was formed:
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In the PBR:
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An automatic clown said:
New podcast w interview with Fatass. Lots of good lore he's dropping like a retard


Can someone archive it ? Mobile fag posting
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This is YUGE

1- He is giving us so much new lore. He is his worst own whistleblower:
A- The Lappening was the first time he and Ade met PCJ in person. PCJ stole her on the spot. In one night
B- It took him 3 years to get Ade pregnant. After that PCJ knocked her up twice on her late thirties
C- PCJ apparently a mod of the modeling forum. This is makes him the first and only internet janny who has ever been compensated
D- Yes, he was naked under his robe when he was arrested.
E- Yes, he abused DMCA laws to get what he wanted

2- He's doubling down on every single lie we have the receipts for: Father as a professional bull rider, being a genius at school, pattie labelle swatting being related to him,

3- He still calls Kyle "his little brother" :lit:

4- He finally admits he lost #payquasi and had to pay lawyer fees

There was NO upside in doing this. He just needs the dopamine of being a Z-tier eCeleb
 
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AnOminous said:
So will Fatty get swatted when Trump wins or will he actually just glowpost so hard he gets legit raided?
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It won't matter if Trump wins or not. The Trump plan seems to be to claim he did and the resulting drama over the claims of election fuckery will have The Fatprick saying dumb shit which will get him banned. And The Fatprick will be making posts left and right over Harris getting fucked/shoulda kept Biden if Trump really did win.

The 'online activist' is baked in enough he mentioned it in the 57 mins. His claim of activist and his reactive nature will get his accounts banned yet again.
 
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John Flory said:
There was NO upside in doing this. He just needs the dopamine of being a Z-tier eCeleb
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What he wants to be famous for: being a political firebrand, being an Actual Tough Guy, having access to the methane-filled, bone-dry crevice between Nikki's legs "anytime he wants," correcTing the recorD, best selling sci-fi books he authored.

What he's actually famous for: being a very fat faggot with bitch tits, speaking with an incredibly gay and grating lisp, and being such an insufferable shitbag that he can get anyone to hate him without in-person interactions.
 
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An automatic clown said:
I'll see if I can find it on twitter but the pests made a great graphic of Pats tweets both claiming his father was in the PBR (the pests actually reached out to the PBR and were told they have no record of Tommy "Truck Stop Suck" Tomlinson as a bull rider. Then pat claimed his father rode bulls before the PBR.

Eta: was easier to just find the tweets of Pat lying. In 2023, his father magically rode before the PBR was formed:
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Issue, they formed in 1975 as the Professional Rodeo Cowboys Association. Before that they were the Rodeo Cowboys Association.

Patrick must lie about everything. Even easily verifiable information.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Issue, they formed in 1975 as the Professional Rodeo Cowboys Association. Before that they were the Rodeo Cowboys Association.

Patrick must lie about everything. Even easily verifiable information.
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I don’t even get it. Why you lie and tell people your dad rides bulls?

1. That is a fucking homosexual occupation.
2. There are way cooler occupations that aren’t that gay.
3. Of those cooler occupations, there are a handful that you can totally lie about and nobody could verify.
4. You could just say your dad was a piece of shit and nobody would care.

It’s layered with tiers of retardation, Patrick. Just say your dad was normal, nobody gives a fuck.
 
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'Ole Dente said:
I don’t even get it. Why you lie and tell people your dad rides bulls?

1. That is a fucking homosexual occupation.
2. There are way cooler occupations that aren’t that gay.
3. Of those cooler occupations, there are a handful that you can totally lie about and nobody could verify.
4. You could just say your dad was a piece of shit and nobody would care.

It’s layered with tiers of retardation, Patrick. Just say your dad was normal, nobody gives a fuck.
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Bull rider seems like the lie Momma Raven would make up after Tommy 2Suck gets hauled away for his 7th DUI in a month.
"Sorry Patrick child, Daddy is on tour !"
 
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