Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.6%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.9%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.4%
  • Total voters
    386
Trigger Me Timbers said:
Kayla, has to peel Nick off Twitter to drive her to court, is late cause Nick couldn’t give a shit about her. Gets her dumpy omnibussy made fun of.

April, gets to roll out of bed, go to Nick‘s office, which Nick is already kindly set up the stream perfectly for her. Kids fed status is unknown.
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Of course if Kayla has been taking the kids to lessons, as Nick claims, she could have driven herself to court instead of being late because she waited around for Nick.
 
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Kalea said:
Update: Nick and I exchanged our last messages today. Then he blocked me.

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Blocked proof-
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Link to the beginning of our dms- https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-19681596
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Your top Janny leaked your DMs Nick?
Aw I feel so bad for you I can't imagine the "massive pile of shit" who would do that.

Salgado said:
Rekieta-Null texts.

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Cane Skretteburg said:
Still mad. And yes, I read them. I was under the impression that him going to the Jamaican swinger resort had already been proven for a long time. Nick is a habitual liar so I don’t keep tabs every time he changes his story. As for being a tourist, sorry if I think Nick is boring. I wasn’t into him ~5 years ago when he was liked on this site because I he would come on MATI and make unfunny, needlessly vulgar jokes. If the big takeaway from this screenshot dump is “HE ADMITTED IT FOR THE FIRST TIME”, then I still think that this is a nothingburger and a transparent move for attention.
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Damn, and I thought my autocorrect made me look like a retard.
Good to know there’s always someone who looks more retarded than I do.
 
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AnOminous said:
This thread actually did a scriptural analysis of how Nick's congregation dealt with his increasing degeneracy, child abuse, and the legal obligations he imposed on them with his crimes, since they were also mandatory reporters.

They passed on every secular and scriptural level.
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I was here, I did that. I got called out multiple times for sperging about his blasphemy. I like how his new cope is someone sent the pastor clips rather than the pastor has been aware he’s a shithead since he kicked him off Sunday school, sent the men’s group at him, young families group, and then finally acted when his kids showed up to School like looking like Want and Ignorance.

I doubt anyone had to send the pastor shit.
 
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I'm sorry Nick, but based on the evidence you are diagnosed with the following medical codes.
Z73.4
F52.21
E29.9
F65.2 through .5
W55.59XD
I would recommend getting looked at and beginning a plan of care to address these issues. Some of these may be permanent.

EDIT: user @parsnip correctly pointed out that you have every F10 diagnosis as well. Excepting probably F10.11 and F10.21 Put the bottle down.
 
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AnOminous said:
So which of the Vivz demons would he worship
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I'm thinking it'd have to be Sid the Sexist or the Fat Slags.

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Gorton Colu said:
I'm sorry Nick, but based on the evidence you are diagnosed with the following medical codes.
Z73.4
F52.21
E29.9
F65.2 through .5
W55.59XD
I would recommend getting looked at and beginning a plan of care to address these issues. Some of these may be permanent.
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probably should add everything that starts with F10 for good measure
 
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Stiffy said:
How tall is this Minnesota thot? Aaron is like 6'4 no? Nick to me looks like a spindly, pipsqueak geek no more than 5'6 with his girly undeveloped shoulders. Also did the Litchfield Lolita ever aspire to higher education after graduating Hayseed High here? Inquiring minds would like to know... 🤔
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Nick is a ~6' 3" lanklet. Narrow shoulders and spindly limbs included.
 
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Doof said:
The idiot that has interrupted all the Zoom Court hearings is Ian Hawk
He's infatuated with Nick's new BFF Patrick Melton

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The sycophant of a fat pedophile phenotype.
RudyRayMoore said:
Here are the screen captures I took for all the participants. Also one of some of they folks interrupting the hearing were identified by youtubers live streaming on this post by Doom. Who is Ethan Hawk mentioned? https://youtu.be/8Viv7Nv-bQk
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The fat pedophile is having the time of his life...
 
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Finger Pistols said:
Would you mind posting any sort of social media, links or other external sources to support the claim? I just want to make sure that the person in the picture is Ian Hawk.
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Screenshot was taken from this shitshow

BYB Podcast





His Twitter is private


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