Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Honestly I think it's the newer people, I've been following him since about 2018 and there actually weren't that many people around even back then and that was post-green basement. I would be very surprised if a lot of people in this thread have been following him even that long. This thread really only started gaining traction post-pandemic.

I actually think Jessica might press charges though. It's 50/50 to me. She seems much more willing to take her histrionics to an authority and follow through than Cobes. Cobes is lazy, he didn't actually press charges imo. I think he just called up Casper PD and they went "oh we'll uh... get on that"
Jessica accused Cobes of hitting her the moment he broke up and tried to post "proof" to IG. She never bothered reporting it to the cops even after her third visit. She 100% does this for the histrionics and won't press charges.
 
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Anybody know if this Gothic bad boy ever made it big?
 
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Jessica accused Cobes of hitting her the moment he broke up and tried to post "proof" to IG. She never bothered reporting it to the cops even after her third visit. She 100% does this for the histrionics and won't press charges.
Tbf she both tagged them in the posts and sent them to his trailer twice from virginia in an attempt to press charges against him but it failed because he didn't do shit.
 
Tbf she both tagged them in the posts and sent them to his trailer twice from virginia in an attempt to press charges against him but it failed because he didn't do shit.
Shit, I forgot about that. This doesn't bode well for the BOY and you know he won't be able to competently state his own case. It's all in Skygod's hands now.
 
He has gone on the record saying that he would be laughing gleefully if anyone who trolled him got raped and killed.
Pssssh! Words said in the heat of the moment, good sir. He’s a passionate man. He loves and hates with enviable aplomb, you’re just being a jealous nigger about how deliciously awesome Cobra is.
 
It's kinda funny seeing all the people in here figure out that Cobes is a vindictive little asshole and not just a big retarded toddler lol. He's been like this forever. From telling Scotty's sister that he's glad she had a miscarriage to threatening to stab literally dozens of people because they pissed him off for some reason or another he's never ever shown even a little grace with anyone he gets into any disagreement with no matter how petty. Even his father who just wanted him not to drink a literal bottle of hooch in the car on the way to a family meetup got threatened with murder. I don't know why the misconception that Cobes is a jovial nice fellow became so rampant in the last couple years. He has gone on the record saying that he would be laughing gleefully if anyone who trolled him got raped and killed.
Personally, I'm an incredibly soft faggot and I've always had a tiiiny, tiiny naive nugget of hope for him. That he could suddenly find the motivation to turn things around, find a job, fix the bike, get a sheboglim to love and make juans on the side because he'd rekindle the spark of magic inside his heart.
It's true that he's a vindictive little shit, his brain is stuck in 12 year old-mode permanently and children are very impulsive in the way they react to things. And it's true that he's spewed some fucking vile shit at people either because they dared tell him no or he felt personally attacked because his boundaries got crossed.
I could see these discord NAL nudes come from the real Cobes but I also think it could be a gay op (:optimistic:).
 
It's kinda funny seeing all the people in here figure out that Cobes is a vindictive little asshole and not just a big retarded toddler lol. He's been like this forever. From telling Scotty's sister that he's glad she had a miscarriage to threatening to stab literally dozens of people because they pissed him off for some reason or another he's never ever shown even a little grace with anyone he gets into any disagreement with no matter how petty. Even his father who just wanted him not to drink a literal bottle of hooch in the car on the way to a family meetup got threatened with murder. I don't know why the misconception that Cobes is a jovial nice fellow became so rampant in the last couple years. He has gone on the record saying that he would be laughing gleefully if anyone who trolled him got raped and killed.
I think, personally, I can't see him as all too evil because compared to how dark other cows have been with their actions Josh is nothing. The worst Josh has done is what Cyraxx is doing every other night. It helps Jord too that he's actually charming in some fucked up way, he's more Adult Swim cartoon than man in how he acts and lives.
 
This one's difficult to confirm or disprove. Could Cobes be capable of doing it? Definitely. As others have said, he's vindictive as hell and this isn't the first woman he's tried to get revenge on. Would he? Hard to say. He seemed pretty up-in-arms about the whole thing, but as usual, the smartest thing to do is wait. Josh can't help but talk about his own deeds. If he did it, it's only a few videos away from coming out mid-drink-combo-video.
Much as Josh is capable and likely willing, I don't know if he's this hypocritical. Only time will really tell, I think.
 
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Is this the new Double Down toobz? Does Casper have a Jimmy Johns?
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So is NAL gonna use this to blackmail the boglim into taking her back?
I’m skeptical about this actually being posted by Josh, it’s possible, but NAL would absolutely do it herself on some Discord just to make him look bad. And she was eating a lot of shit for posting those awful mostly-talking-minimal-dick-sucking videos.
 
I think many of us forget this from time to time.

Shame, the boy just will not take a win even when its handed to him on a plate and all he has to do is the very thing he is good at, which is fuck all.
I think people always have it in the back of their mind he’s retarded but they take for granted just how absurdly retarded he is. Every now and again he does something and it’s like “oh holy fuck that’s right this guy isn’t just a retarded dumbass he’s an absolute fuckin boglim!”
 
Honestly I think it's the newer people, I've been following him since about 2018 and there actually weren't that many people around even back then and that was post-green basement. I would be very surprised if a lot of people in this thread have been following him even that long
I don't know why the misconception that Cobes is a jovial nice fellow
Idk my nigger, but letting couchchris and other fucking mongoloids just mooch of him while giving them a smile, is being kinda jovial nice fellow in a regarded way. He is vindictive, but he's also a nice person to random strangers just because he feels like it. Seeing as you only started watching in 2018 I'll give you a pass since time is relevant for when you started watching and doesn't make you sound like a faggot?
 
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