LawTube - Lawyers sperging at each other on YouTube

♂CANAM productions♂ said:
She got in a slapfight on X with Branca because she cried oppression and Branca findomed her (more precisely his fans) into a new BMW by saying "Enjoy irrelevance, race-hustler child".
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I thought he got a Rolex from it but I could be confusing it with another one of his online spats.
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His fight with Natalie I think was a black guy getting shot by a white cop which would bring in Branca to grift his book. He still trolls her. Found her last name thanks to him lol.
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Edit: Close. Marlboro, MD.
jalopy said:
She's out of Maryland. Annapolis or Baltimore if memory serves.
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Natalie Whittingham-Burrell
Office of the Public Defender
14735 Main St., Ste. 272B
Upper Marlboro, MD 20772
P: 443-859-5376
E: Natalie.whittingham-burrell@maryland.gov
 
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Martin Cooter King Jr said:
His fight with Natalie I think was a black guy getting shot by a white cop which would bring in Branca to grift his book. He still trolls her. Found her last name thanks to him lol.
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No the BMW X4 (sorry not 328i) is from Natalie, the watch was from random ass retard leftist or Faran Unbalanced.
Car Won't Crank said:
Branca called out Natalie Lawyer chick, some shebon race huckstering lawyer who had a brief appearance on Rekieta's Rittenhouse coverage, for her using race as a reason in some recent case. I think it was the case where the police shot the kid eating a hamburger in his car. Branca grifts the shit out of Natalie's twitter spergouts and somehow gets enough money to buy a new BMW X4 40i.
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John Andrews Stan said:
He’s such a fucking piece of shit. I hope he runs his mouth as much IRL as he does online because he’ll get his ass beat eventually if he does. Somehow I don’t think he has the guts.
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Branca talks as much shit as he does in real life. See my post about him getting canceled, he went on some radio show in Colorado and basically shat on the retards. He's a more sucessful Barnes with a woman-hater streak (who cucks out when his wife says anything lmao)
♂CANAM productions♂ said:
Original Branca post.
Nick Rekieta stream over this (Video archive in the Rekieta thread).
Branca's blog (archive):
Koa radio podcast here.
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♂CANAM productions♂ said:
He seems to have shifted more to streaming/videos than his law practice. He used to have gaps of multiple months back before the age of loltube and Nick.
Truly, another non practicing lawyer was born. May the harvest be bountiful.
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It's like the rest of loltube is divvying up the remnants of Balldo's dead empire.
 
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Dixieland Buckaroo said:
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Maybe someone who watches more of lawtube can answer this- How long has Jeff had the "Please don't do coke in the bathroom" neon sign? I bounce around a bit but don't remember this one. Also wondering if there's a story behind it (or if it's a low-tier dig).
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He runs a griftathon once a month so he doesn't have to remember to grift every stream, a part of that is a wheel of shit he has to do, spun in grifty increments. One item on this wheel is "Temu shopping spree" where he has to spend 100USD on Temu.

Last month he was forced to buy this sign by alcohol induced humor, and unboxed it(grifty wheel thing) last Friday. This is probably the first stream with it on the wall.
 
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Not Really Here said:
He runs a griftathon once a month so he doesn't have to remember to grift every stream, a part of that is a wheel of shit he has to do, spun in grifty increments. One item on this wheel is "Temu shopping spree" where he has to spend 100USD on Temu.

Last month he was forced to buy this sign by alcohol induced humor, and unboxed it(grifty wheel thing) last Friday. This is probably the first stream with it on the wall.
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That actually sounds fun. Way funner than complaining about FUCKING NERDS to a tiny audience plus 2 dedicated archivists for an hour and a half once every 2 months.
 
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Branca with another shit take:
"You can't shoot someone kicking in your door as a 'prank' because it would be unreasonable."
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Pretty sure most states (and juries, but juries are fickle) are going to conclude a retard kicking on your door is reasonably going to put you in fear for your life. Plus SHUT UP DON'T TALK TO THE POLICE.
 
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Not Really Here said:
He runs a griftathon once a month so he doesn't have to remember to grift every stream, a part of that is a wheel of shit he has to do, spun in grifty increments.
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He's only done this new format two or three times, before that his grift streams were just drinking a ton. The new setup is much better all around.
 
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♂CANAM productions♂ said:
Branca with another shit take:
"You can't shoot someone kicking in your door as a 'prank' because it would be unreasonable."
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Pretty sure most states (and juries, but juries are fickle) are going to conclude a retard kicking on your door is reasonably going to put you in fear for your life. Plus SHUT UP DON'T TALK TO THE POLICE.
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That really depends on whether you know it's a prank. You're generally entitled in your own home to assume anyone forcibly entering, i.e. not cops who have identified themselves and are serving a warrant, intends you harm and act accordingly. In fact, there was a recent case of some dipshit streamers harassing some guy in a food court at a mall who got shot because they freaked him out. He was acquitted.

I believe Branca even personally covered that case.

The indicia are not what is actually going on in the head of some dumb fuck kicking in your door. You're not expected to be a mind reader. The indicia are what a reasonable person would make of the situation.

He knows this. Is there some context here that makes it make sense?
 
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I'm guessing it's in the context of the homeowner knowing that it's a prank or shooting through the door. I may be giving him too much credit though.
 
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