What if a stripper farts on your dick

[Quantum Diabetes]

It’s all itchy now

 

[Dr. Sexbot]

You just spent $50 to contract a yeast infection.

 

[Space_Dandy]

That's a bonus.

 

[electrician's apprentice]

pretty sure south park stick of truth answered that

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

You get to legally shoot them in the face

 

[Yukako]

A small percentage of people would pay good money to experience that.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

A stripper joked that she was gonna fart on me, I said I was gonna cum on her. She shut up real quick.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

A stripper joked that she was gonna fart on me, I said I was gonna cum on her. She shut up real quick.

Had a friend who did cum on her. She was unamused and we had to leave before security found out.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

The dick of eternal stench



and disease.

 

[CallmeCicada]

You need to fart on her tits in retaliation and call her Farty McFarty Tits

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Look, you saw the skid marks on her G-string when you followed her into the booth, you knew what you were getting in to.

 

[Chao Garden]

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

I'd fart too and shit myself

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

That's what you deserve for going to a strip club.