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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Calling Chris "Ava" Tyson by name while pretending to do a Mr. Beast ad.
Yeah doing stuff like this is dangerous. It's amazing for the us but shouting out a tranny who is publicly no longer working with Mr Beast makes it way less believable for the fish.

Then again, they are mostly hardcore liberals who are rabidly pro-tranny so who fucking knows.
 
LaRon calling Luke names like "Captain America" and "Clark Kent" just solidifies my support for him. Hopefully he throws a circular metal shield at someone soon.

Also, watching Ted revert to some frightened child because Wifi Signal was escorted out of B3 fills me with disgust.

"He's cryiiiiing..."


 
I hope they do a Luke apology today, over-directed by Ben who makes him keep repeating it until he apologizes 15 times and it takes an hour.
 
Ted needs to get a grip, Jesus Christ. What a pussy. Skating used to be cool and it's now filled with people like Ted and smaak.
 
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We are almost definitely getting gay sex this season and I do not like that
 
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Luke being the plant is now 100% confirmed, Jet took him to the confessional and revealed where the candy is hidden


I feel like this is just absolutely destined to backfire unless Luke is very very careful with how he goes about it. It'll just be too suspicious to not conclude that he's either A) the plant, B) the thief, or both. Obviously Ron and Alexis will never admit to stealing it, and why would Luke know the random candy in the fireplace was Mizzi's stolen stash and not just something production hid? And Jet said "earn back trust with the girls". The only one he'll possibly win brownie points with is Mizzi, and it'll only make Alexis hate him even more.
 
Has Payton done anything so far?
Maybe I'm getting her confused with Alexis, and the relevant things she's done I've attributed to the trash mother. But I haven't seen literally anything from her.
Even the quiet chubby mutt has been relevant for how quiet and boring he is, but Payton feels so irrelevant to me that I had to look up her name on the contestant list so I can properly refer to her in this post.
 
Peyton is the most likable out of all the women but she really hasn't done anything to earn it, she just hasn't been shitty in some way.

Somehow in spite of her hair dye and being cringey at 30 Binx is the next most tolerable. Then Mizzi. Then Alexis. Then Smack being the shittiest.
 
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