Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Procrastinhater]

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Lol that's cool guy Nick for you. 7 hours on the phone begging for female attention.
He's such a fucking impotent little simp. This fucking cuck actually manages to make Jack Murphy look manly.

 

[Hellion]

It really seems like Nick and April are playing Silly Buggers and/or Chicken with the court in some ways on this matter. It think that legally it needs to be cleared up.

What I can't get my head around is how this fits in with the children. CPS specifically wanted to keep April away from them, and they were aware of the "loophole" of the second address. There is clear evidence from April's hearings that she, at minimum, still visits the home.

Could all this current rampage be because the Rekietas were recently finally taking some of the steps required (attend recovery program etc, tried to make it appear they weren't seeing April) and were having supervised visits at the house, but they fucked up and violated a rule CPS had (pissing hot, or not submitting to testing, evidence they were hanging out with April? We can see the house is a mess again) and reunification has been pushed back? And Nick started behaving like the "ODD" retard he is. Could also explain a growing rift with Kayla.

Maybe I'm reaching at straws, its just the thought that Nick could be behaving this erratically with full, unsupervised access to his children is horrifying.

 

[Pomniman]

Nick would jizz at the judge and give him super mega AIDS if he thought it would help his case.

It'd be a standard fuck party (but with drugs) and Nicki would be the one bottom.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

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Nick is so kind letting that poor April girl that he rarely sees use his studio.
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Nick is bad at lying. Maybe that's why he's a shite lawyer.

 

[Harrison Temple]

Legul Mindset and Sean pointed out talking about DM's that even his mods were supportive and worried but he only responded with scorn.

He had lawtube, mods, locals, and even random viewers concerned about him, how many people you can think of that have more people in their corner?

Very few, and he threw it all in the gutter to live as a degenerate. Inexplicable.

 

[East_Clintwood]

So is Quover pronounced "que - over" or "cover" ? And what does it even mean? That shit is mad retarded i agree with April.

It's supposed to be pronounced like cover. IIRC Aaron explained it on the Kino Casino, it's supposed to be a combination of quadruple (coz there's four of them) and cover (because they ran cover for each other in hiding their degeneracy) Honestly it's the most white person ass thing I've ever heard, which is an accomplishment since I, and most of my social circle, are so white we make Casper the friendly ghost look tanned.

I'm going to speculate that the "feat. Molly" refers to the drug MDMA, though.

You can't just assume that because they're degenerate druggies that Molly means MDMA. They're also degenerate swingers, maybe Molly is the next target for the polycule.

 

[Vibralldo]

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Nick is so kind letting that poor April girl that he rarely sees use his studio.
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Yes, having a $3,000 streaming setup is the only way you can appear for a Zoom court hearing

It's not like you can literally join from anywhere on your phone

 

[Pelican Bones]

Nick thinking he gave people 6 figure careers is hilarious. He literally owes his YT career to Dick Massasuhn and KF/Josh.

 

[Oxyjen]

It will be due to Nick going full killdozer in Spicer, Balldozer if you would, and Officer Felt is the only man who can stop this non-practicing lawyer with extreme prejudice.

(Obligatory repost)


The first coinage of balldozer was all the way back in 2022, can you believe it.

 

[Captain Manning]

I know he’s lying about the $1000 because his internal definition of charity is “showing up to a charity dinner to give away Grandpa’s money that Mom and Dad me”. I doubt he even tipped them for fucking him ass-to-mouth.

He’s more of a grabbler than Joe.

Seriously, Nick is affluenza in a loser rich kid to a T. @AnOminous, @Himedall All-seeing Waifu , @Captain Manning , or @Balldo's Gate might know of better examples, but he talked about his definition of charity just prior to the Coke stream and it’s the most asshole definition I heard of. Nick’s grandparents were good, hardworking people. His parents seem to be typical boomers who took it for granted and raised a shitty kids.

I think Nick's idea of charity is where he gives money to an organization that gives him a receipt that he he can staple to his 1040.

And while there's nothing really wrong with that, and the IRS agrees, it can not be understated that he does it for the same reason other wealthy people in the U.S. do it: To lower tax liability. I think if the tax code didn't permit charitable donations and 501(c)3 organizations, you'd see a lot less charity in the U.S..

This whole Lawtube thing doesn't really surprise me. He benefited handsomely from the work I (and others) put in during Weebwars, and I never saw a dime. All the claims he made in "Dear John" where he says he offered me help me are patently bullshit. Some of them absurdly and provably so.

Difference being I'm not salty over not receiving any compensation for the work I put in, because at no point was I expecting anything, nor did I ask. I put in the work voluntarily because I believed in Vic's case. Lawtube might have more cause to be bitter because it sounds like Nick made at least vague promises of compensation to them.

If I could go back in time and be given the chance to do it all over again, I wouldn't help him not because I didn't get anything out of it, but because I know Ty Beard would just fuck it up in the end and it would all be a waste of time.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He's pity farming.

 

[LovisXVI]

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He's pity farming.

I will update my expectation from balldozer to death by non-practicing liver instead.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

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He's pity farming.

oh he's been cooking alright. Cooking that sweet crack rock.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

The true Balldomobile.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Skelly cooks, but does he eat?
More deep questions of life, the universe, and everything at 10.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

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He's pity farming.

This obsession with being cool and not a nerd is ridiculous. He's a grown-up teenager. How embarrassing.

And where is the promised "Christian" Book stream???

I was eagerly awaiting his analysis!
Read this book to me nerd!

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Yeah but it isn’t specifically money. For all we know Nick might have got them stuff that he considers compensation and they do not.

If he had he'd have said so. Which he did - he claims he got them their careers.

One of them needs to drop proof he straight said money.

I know people here like to see literal words before a thing is considered settled, but in this case, whether he said "I will pay you OK one million dollars to come on my show" or just implied it, or spoke euphemistically, or didn't "promise," or let them think it, or whatever sloppy or slippery thing, he was disingenuous and is now not only wiggling away from it per usual, but he's being a belligerent head-ass about it, also per usual. No honor and no grace.

He is a lawyer. One should expect it. It’s why when someone promises something you should slways clarify what specifically.

A quality lawyer with integrity would actually go out of their way to be clear on expectations, precisely because they know how misunderstandings happen and would not want to be misleading. Knowing you have the skills to be an exploitative ass makes a good person aim to be over- rather than under-explicit.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

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He's pity farming.

you know for a moment i really thought this was him saying that he was cooking for his family. i should've known he meant that he was cooking for himself. what a fag. "how can you know if you're cool?" you know from just that nick never understood what was important. he only understands on the surface level. that 'being cool' as nebulous a concept as it is comes entirely from how others perceive you, but he just doesn't know how to manipulate that perception effectively, and he fools himself into think that if he perceives himself as smart, then others must be perceiving him that way too.

maybe that's why it makes him so angry and unable to stop taking bait when people shit on him for posts similar to this, because he has his cognitive dissonance brought to his attention.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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He's pity farming.

He's also lying. Look at that cuck. He's a fucking skelly. The only thing he cooks is crack.

 

[Captain Manning]

Yes, having a $3,000 streaming setup is the only way you can appear for a Zoom court hearing

It's not like you can literally join from anywhere on your phone


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Weird. I was actually watching that channel last night. Judge Simpson is awesome. There's one where he goes off on a prosecutor, and it's glorious.

Anyways, I made all these arguments the first time. I have done doctor's appoints via zoom on a cell phone. There is absolutely no reason April needs to be on Nick's studio. It's absurd.

Nick thinking he gave people 6 figure careers is hilarious. He literally owes his YT career to Dick Massasuhn and KF/Josh.

More so the latter, IMO.

He got some traction off Maddox, but he got WAY more traction off Weebwars. That's when he really started to take off. And he owes a lot of that to KF.